"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on
cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts
and not listening to them.

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Nom=de=Plume
Too funny, thanks.