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I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

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nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

Just when you thought perfection couldn't be improved upon.
A little augmentation along with the Itit would improve your image
substantially. Make sure they include properly perportioned tuning knobs.

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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on
cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts
and not listening to them.

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Nom=de=Plume
Too funny, thanks.

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"mmc" wrote in message
g.com...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on
cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts
and not listening to them.

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Nom=de=Plume
Too funny, thanks.

You're welcome. My auntie is a hoot.

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Nom=de=Plume

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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:23:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because
women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening
to them.

You really have to get your head right between the speakers to get the
proper stereo effect.
Personally I am not a huge fan of the little Bose speakers either. I
want those big honking 70's style speakers.


I knew one of you could go the distance... lol

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Nom=de=Plume

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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:23:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

As played out on a Saturday Night Live skit years ago, adaptation will
dictate that women's eyes will migrate to the breasts since that's
where men look most often.

Question is, will there be a duplicate set on the butt!?

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nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.


Lame.

Rob

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"Rob" wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup
and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because
women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening
to them.


Lame.

Rob


Have you considered a brace?

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Nom=de=Plume

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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:33:05 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"Rob" wrote in message
m...
nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup
and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because
women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening
to them.


Lame.

Rob


Have you considered a brace?

He was referring to his brain.

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"jps" wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:33:05 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"Rob" wrote in message
om...
nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup
and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because
women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening
to them.


Lame.

Rob


Have you considered a brace?

He was referring to his brain.


Maybe he needs to splice the main brace? (Just looked it up...)

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