On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:23:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

As played out on a Saturday Night Live skit years ago, adaptation will
dictate that women's eyes will migrate to the breasts since that's
where men look most often.

Question is, will there be a duplicate set on the butt!?