nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

Just when you thought perfection couldn't be improved upon.
A little augmentation along with the Itit would improve your image
substantially. Make sure they include properly perportioned tuning knobs.