Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

On Oct 14, 4:02*pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 4:02*pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?

On Oct 14, 4:20*pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:





On Oct 14, 4:02*pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as *you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states. *

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!

On 10/14/09 4:27 PM, wf3h wrote:
On Oct 14, 4:20 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!


Doubtful. Why would jesus have anything to do with red state morons?

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On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/14/09 4:27 PM, wf3h wrote:
On Oct 14, 4:20 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT),
wrote

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!


Doubtful. Why would jesus have anything to do with red state morons?

They have Geesus, Geesus doesn't have them.

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?


The fix is... Pass a law that allows dildos.

--
Nom=de=Plume

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:59:10 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?


The fix is... Pass a law that allows dildos.

Make contraception mandatory.

I'm pretty sure they also have the highest incidence of teen mothers.

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:49:13 -0700, jps wrote:

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:59:10 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?


The fix is... Pass a law that allows dildos.

Make contraception mandatory.

I'm pretty sure they also have the highest incidence of teen mothers.

I think Washington DC gets that honor. Or is it unwed mothers? Or
maybe teen-unwed mothers.

Mandatory sterilization after the first abortion would be a good idea.

"Gene" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:59:10 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the
only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with
personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement
from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes
to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?


The fix is... Pass a law that allows dildos.

Wrong.....

Not only are they headed in the other direction as fast as they can
go, but you can't even use the "D" word without risking peril......

and this is, indeed incredible, but the State of Texas argued that it
had a legitimate right to regulate "[the discouragement of] prurient
interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification
unrelated to procreation."

Incredible video:
http://current.com/items/88811256_li...re-a-felon.htm

It took the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals to end the idiocy....
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
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Oh my GOD!!! That's too funny... except for it being true! What group of
moronic guys dreamed this one up? Next you're going to tell me they've
banned some books like Catcher in the Rye!

Molly Ivins was one amazing chick. I was sad when she died.

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