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Lady Pilot March 9th 05 03:38 AM


"katysails" wrote:
I'll leave you to do the "doing"...I'm sure you're ,much better with the
multitudes lying on your back...


Could you translate that garbled chit-chat into something that resembles
English? The only thing I have on my back right now is a skimpy tank top,
since the temperature have been very nice for the last few days.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Yeah Shure Kitten..... you know you wanna know! I know you wanna
know.... we all know you wanna know.... even lil'Ozone knows you wanna
know!

I'll even bet you even wanna know if Ozone uses his auto pilot to fly
solo!


Yep. She wants to do the newsgroup all by her self with no competion.

Poor katy, I bet her husband has no sexual interest in her at all...

LP






Lady Pilot March 9th 05 03:39 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Like I said, when you go out and get a boat and learn to sail, then come
back and we'll talk...in the meantime, stick to airplanes...


Bwawahwahaaa! I'm already learning to sail, katy. When I get a sailboat, I
won't have time to post here anymore. sniff

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote :

Yeah, I remember those things from when I worked at the psych hospital.


Fox watching the hen house?

There were a lot of women there (patients) that were just like you.


Nope, not possible.

They were always searching for something that they couldn't find and
never happy with what they had.


I'm very blessed and happy with what I have katyscreech. You sound more
stupid with every post.

Life just passed them by. Sort of like what life is doing with you.


Ah, more projection!

Single, alone, raising boys without a father to guide them.


What makes you think their father doesn't "guide them"?

Why don't you prove your worth to this group and go out and get a boat
and learn to sail?


I have and I am...none of your business, of course!

At least then you'd have some validity.


I have plenty of validation, katyscreech. I don't need your validation.

And it would be something that your boys could do that might put them
in a position to interact with men.


Bwaaawhawhhaaaaa! Yeah, take my boys around sailors and witches with
filthy mouths and bitter souls. No thanks!

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
I fly solo, thank you...

Yeah, right! In your dreams, katy. You can't fly solo when your
husband is always right next to you, or coming to your rescue with a
lame DVD...

Do you have any idea what projecting is, katy?

http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html

and there's this too:

http://www.heretical.com/sexsci/bpsychol.html








Lady Pilot March 9th 05 03:41 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Only thing angry around here is you...don't like it, plonk me...


I'm not angry at all, dearie.

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Madame Vinyl, is this a mirror you're holding up so angrily? Or a
window?


A mirror to show katy how sad she looks for bashing someone that just
spent 9 days sailing in the Florida Keys and Gulfstream while she was
snowed in. She's an angry old hag.

LP






katysails March 9th 05 03:42 AM

Nope...that's a misconception...Erica VonStade, Kathleen Battle, Denyce
Graves...but then, a déclassé person would be ignorant of anything that has
to do with opera so why explain to you? Unless you have some interest?


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
It's not supposed to impress anyone...it's a fact,


Aren't all opera singers really fat, like 300 pounds? I'll bet you fit in
just fine!

just like you jump out of airplanes...or did you reveal that fact to
impress the boys? Thought so...


roflmao No katyscreech, I have a certificate and pictures. Not going
to show them to you since your a backstabbing witch. Maybe you can find
the National Geographic Special and see me and my DC-3 on it? Take your
time...

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" tried to reply to usenet,
incorrectly as always:

I have several friends that are ballerinas...I met them when I was still
singing with the opera....

rolls eyes That's supposed to impress whom?

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote:
OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for
15
years.
She's always horney.

She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe
they
should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds
like they
would become great friends.

But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has
her limits.

LP












katysails March 9th 05 03:45 AM

Difference between you and me is, I post to everyone...you post to a few
select and NEVER about boats...so..put your mouth where your foot is and
tell everyone about your boat buying adventure....maybe it will give you
some credibility...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
I notced you haven't plonked me yet...obviously you have nothing better to
do than worry about me..


Why would I want to plonk you? I have a wonderful time laughing at your
nonsense! You're the female version of Ganyz...any attention you can get,
good or bad, you'll take.

I've been busy at the gym today, then had my nails done while the boys
were at school. Checked on a couple of sailboats for sail, made dinner
and a Boston Creme Pie. Thought I would check in for a couple of laughs.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 21:09:02 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:

But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has
her
limits.

LP


My wife has never met Katy....she usually doesn't form opinions of
people without meeting them.

Lucky for her I suppose, I doubt she's missing anything.

I only know katy by e-mail and she turned on me for only one
reason...sailing!

I remember forming an opinion of one of the great sailors of the world
a long time back when we were in the same series as he.
Quite a few years later I ran was at a function here in Oz and he left
the group he was chatting with, walked straight up to me, shook my
hand and immediately started talking about the first time we'd met.
I quickly realised that I had been totally wrong about him, that he
was a sincere and gentle man who was also a ferocious competitor who
would use whatever tactic he was allowed under the rules to win.

I realize now I was totally wrong about katyscreech. I will be more
careful in the future.

Moral?
When in a catfight, the cats are rarely friendly

Hehee. If I wasn't such a sweet soul, I would wipe the floor with the
witch. I glad I have better things to do and people to do them with...

LP









katysails March 9th 05 03:46 AM

Tight...skimpy yank top...like I said, you know what to do while lying on
your back...with the multitudes...think on it a bit...it will come to you...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
I'll leave you to do the "doing"...I'm sure you're ,much better with the
multitudes lying on your back...


Could you translate that garbled chit-chat into something that resembles
English? The only thing I have on my back right now is a skimpy tank top,
since the temperature have been very nice for the last few days.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:BwtXd.5161$Ru.1981@okepread06...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Yeah Shure Kitten..... you know you wanna know! I know you wanna
know.... we all know you wanna know.... even lil'Ozone knows you wanna
know!

I'll even bet you even wanna know if Ozone uses his auto pilot to fly
solo!

Yep. She wants to do the newsgroup all by her self with no competion.

Poor katy, I bet her husband has no sexual interest in her at all...

LP








katysails March 9th 05 03:50 AM

Hey, I'm all for you learning to sail...go for it....one word of
advice...have your manicurist trim your nails to not more than 1/4 inch past
your fingertips or you will be ripping nails off like crazy...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
Like I said, when you go out and get a boat and learn to sail, then come
back and we'll talk...in the meantime, stick to airplanes...


Bwawahwahaaa! I'm already learning to sail, katy. When I get a sailboat,
I won't have time to post here anymore. sniff

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote :

Yeah, I remember those things from when I worked at the psych hospital.

Fox watching the hen house?

There were a lot of women there (patients) that were just like you.

Nope, not possible.

They were always searching for something that they couldn't find and
never happy with what they had.

I'm very blessed and happy with what I have katyscreech. You sound more
stupid with every post.

Life just passed them by. Sort of like what life is doing with you.

Ah, more projection!

Single, alone, raising boys without a father to guide them.

What makes you think their father doesn't "guide them"?

Why don't you prove your worth to this group and go out and get a boat
and learn to sail?

I have and I am...none of your business, of course!

At least then you'd have some validity.

I have plenty of validation, katyscreech. I don't need your validation.

And it would be something that your boys could do that might put them
in a position to interact with men.

Bwaaawhawhhaaaaa! Yeah, take my boys around sailors and witches with
filthy mouths and bitter souls. No thanks!

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:rmaVd.83$Ru.51@okepread06...

"katysails" wrote:
I fly solo, thank you...

Yeah, right! In your dreams, katy. You can't fly solo when your
husband is always right next to you, or coming to your rescue with a
lame DVD...

Do you have any idea what projecting is, katy?

http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html

and there's this too:

http://www.heretical.com/sexsci/bpsychol.html









Lady Pilot March 9th 05 04:00 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Nope...that's a misconception...Erica VonStade, Kathleen Battle, Denyce
Graves...but then, a déclassé person would be ignorant of anything that
has to do with opera so why explain to you? Unless you have some
interest?


I don't need you to explain anything to me, katyscreech. I'm listening to
one of my favorite songs as we speak by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman,
"con te Partiro" or "Time to Say Goodbye".

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"katysails" wrote:
It's not supposed to impress anyone...it's a fact,


Aren't all opera singers really fat, like 300 pounds? I'll bet you fit
in just fine!

just like you jump out of airplanes...or did you reveal that fact to
impress the boys? Thought so...


roflmao No katyscreech, I have a certificate and pictures. Not going
to show them to you since your a backstabbing witch. Maybe you can find
the National Geographic Special and see me and my DC-3 on it? Take your
time...

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:7htXd.5152$Ru.1421@okepread06...

"katysails" tried to reply to usenet,
incorrectly as always:

I have several friends that are ballerinas...I met them when I was
still singing with the opera....

rolls eyes That's supposed to impress whom?

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote:
OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for
15
years.
She's always horney.

She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe
they
should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds
like they
would become great friends.

But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has
her limits.

LP














Lady Pilot March 9th 05 04:05 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Difference between you and me is, I post to everyone...you post to a few
select and NEVER about boats...so..put your mouth where your foot is and
tell everyone about your boat buying adventure....maybe it will give you
some credibility...


Like I said, I don't need anyone's credibility on usenet, especially not
yours. rofl

I do plan to post a question about sailboats that's common in the Eastern
Mediterranean Sea for a friend, but I doubt you would know anything about
that, now would you?

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:0auXd.5174$Ru.3390@okepread06...

"katysails" wrote:
I notced you haven't plonked me yet...obviously you have nothing better
to do than worry about me..


Why would I want to plonk you? I have a wonderful time laughing at your
nonsense! You're the female version of Ganyz...any attention you can
get, good or bad, you'll take.

I've been busy at the gym today, then had my nails done while the boys
were at school. Checked on a couple of sailboats for sail, made dinner
and a Boston Creme Pie. Thought I would check in for a couple of laughs.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 21:09:02 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:

But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has
her
limits.

LP


My wife has never met Katy....she usually doesn't form opinions of
people without meeting them.

Lucky for her I suppose, I doubt she's missing anything.

I only know katy by e-mail and she turned on me for only one
reason...sailing!

I remember forming an opinion of one of the great sailors of the world
a long time back when we were in the same series as he.
Quite a few years later I ran was at a function here in Oz and he left
the group he was chatting with, walked straight up to me, shook my
hand and immediately started talking about the first time we'd met.
I quickly realised that I had been totally wrong about him, that he
was a sincere and gentle man who was also a ferocious competitor who
would use whatever tactic he was allowed under the rules to win.

I realize now I was totally wrong about katyscreech. I will be more
careful in the future.

Moral?
When in a catfight, the cats are rarely friendly

Hehee. If I wasn't such a sweet soul, I would wipe the floor with the
witch. I glad I have better things to do and people to do them with...

LP











Lady Pilot March 9th 05 04:08 AM


"katysails" wrote:

Difference between you and me is, I post to everyone...you post to a few
select


BTW, that's not true, katyscreech! My posts are for everyone who wants to
read them. Normally I'm polite and answer posts directed at me, if time
permits.

LP




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