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Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:30 AM


"Donal" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Donal" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I

.
.
.

Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me?

LP


Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . .

I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date?

You mean you didn't ...???????????



Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a waste of a weekend!


Weekend? Bwaaaawhwahahaaa!

More acurately... nine days of pure frustration!


Ahhhh! He obviously doesn't drink enough!


Nah, that's not the problem. A case of male selective hearing... :-)

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:32 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 21:06:17 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:

"Donal" wrote:
I wish my wife earned lots of money. I'd like to have a fast car.


What would you do with a car like that, Donal? Park it in the garage and
post to usenet like Ox does?

LP

Jeez LP, Ya can't play all the time, a man's gotta earn a buck ya
know.
And with the Reserve putting up interest rates by 0.25% this morning,
the money go round has gone nuts!


True, but you had time to make this post. :-)

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:34 AM


"katysails" tried to reply to usenet,
incorrectly as always:

I have several friends that are ballerinas...I met them when I was still
singing with the opera....


rolls eyes That's supposed to impress whom?

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote:
OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15
years.
She's always horney.

She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe
they
should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like
they
would become great friends.


But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has her
limits.

LP






Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:40 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 21:09:02 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:

But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has her
limits.

LP


My wife has never met Katy....she usually doesn't form opinions of
people without meeting them.


Lucky for her I suppose, I doubt she's missing anything.

I only know katy by e-mail and she turned on me for only one
reason...sailing!

I remember forming an opinion of one of the great sailors of the world
a long time back when we were in the same series as he.
Quite a few years later I ran was at a function here in Oz and he left
the group he was chatting with, walked straight up to me, shook my
hand and immediately started talking about the first time we'd met.
I quickly realised that I had been totally wrong about him, that he
was a sincere and gentle man who was also a ferocious competitor who
would use whatever tactic he was allowed under the rules to win.


I realize now I was totally wrong about katyscreech. I will be more careful
in the future.

Moral?
When in a catfight, the cats are rarely friendly


Hehee. If I wasn't such a sweet soul, I would wipe the floor with the
witch. I glad I have better things to do and people to do them with...

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:43 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

Out of curiosity, Madame Vinyl: in this thread, are you fishing or just
fleshing?


This thread? A little of both I would suppose, if you are defining the word
fleshing as in:

To encourage (a falcon, for example) to participate in the chase by feeding
it flesh from a kill.

LP





Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:45 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 21:17:11 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:

I believe that the Cappy has a far better understanding of women than
he is given credit for.


Well, understanding and acting on your knowledge is two different things.

LP

Geez LP, what do you expect from an old guy living on a clapped out
old boat eating some sort of glutinous gunk over caramel every night?


A miracle? :-)

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:47 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Donal's Irish...he's a pagan Catholic, too.


Oh my! I just posted twice that he's Irish and then you post this? Not
very bright, are you?

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:48 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote
I will spit you out of My mouth.


Well, could be part of the reason you're single.

;)


Hahaaa! That was a quote from the Bible, Scotty, but you already knew that.

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:49 AM


"Donal" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

I will spit you
out of My mouth.


Oh no you wouldn't!


Bad boy! Sit, stay...lol

LP



Lady Pilot March 9th 05 02:51 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Yeah Shure Kitten..... you know you wanna know! I know you wanna know....
we all know you wanna know.... even lil'Ozone knows you wanna know!

I'll even bet you even wanna know if Ozone uses his auto pilot to fly
solo!


Yep. She wants to do the newsgroup all by her self with no competion.

Poor katy, I bet her husband has no sexual interest in her at all...

LP




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