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Capt. Mooron March 4th 05 04:00 AM

No No No..... a Kitty that's not curious is not really alive... is it
now.??

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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I thought it was that there's nothing deader than a curious kitty?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I just wanna make sure you're happy.... and there is nothing happier than
a curious Kitty!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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Nope....but you must wanna know really bad...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Yeah Shure Kitten..... you know you wanna know! I know you wanna
know.... we all know you wanna know.... even lil'Ozone knows you wanna
know!

I'll even bet you even wanna know if Ozone uses his auto pilot to fly
solo!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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I wouldn't know...and probably don't want to know...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Does Ozone follow the philosophy of..... "3 times a day...weather I'm
gettin' it or not"...??

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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That's a given...

OzOne wrote in message
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On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 03:41:07 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Your vernacular must be very different over there....my remark had
nothing
to do with autoeroticism...


Mine did


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

















Maxprop March 4th 05 05:00 AM


OzOne wrote in message

superb ginger beer


Oxymoron.

Max



katysails March 4th 05 11:51 AM

I'm not teliin.....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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No No No..... a Kitty that's not curious is not really alive... is it
now.??

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I thought it was that there's nothing deader than a curious kitty?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:HOwVd.25226$TB.22969@edtnps84...
I just wanna make sure you're happy.... and there is nothing happier
than a curious Kitty!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Nope....but you must wanna know really bad...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4dwVd.25216$TB.24576@edtnps84...
Yeah Shure Kitten..... you know you wanna know! I know you wanna
know.... we all know you wanna know.... even lil'Ozone knows you wanna
know!

I'll even bet you even wanna know if Ozone uses his auto pilot to fly
solo!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wouldn't know...and probably don't want to know...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:93vVd.25182$TB.18539@edtnps84...
Does Ozone follow the philosophy of..... "3 times a day...weather
I'm gettin' it or not"...??

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
That's a given...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 03:41:07 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Your vernacular must be very different over there....my remark had
nothing
to do with autoeroticism...


Mine did


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



















Capt. Mooron March 4th 05 12:20 PM


OzOne wrote in message

I have absolutly nothing in common with Joe.


Are you stating Joe is absolutely too common for you?

CM



DSK March 4th 05 01:28 PM

I requested depths around the course markers and the committee were unable
to provide them.


That's crazy. A few times I've run aground because the marks were in
shallow water... what a PITA. Another club likes to put marks up in
coves where the wind is light & squirrelly, "to make it challenging."

... I immediately stripped one of my female crew of her red bra
and flew it off the backstay. I was rewarded by a sudden alteration of my
PHRF rating to 150!! The *******s!


Maybe they thought you're boat would be very much faster with the
additional sail area...


Funny thing was that about 2 minutes after I found out I won I ended up in
an argument with another Captain regarding what he thought was a violation
of racing rules because the girls on my boat distracted the guys on his
Niagara 35 by working the foredeck topless.


And he was complaining?


OzOne wrote:
Heh heh, many years ago in a very tight race, a crew of mine threw a
shackle pin iinto the sail of a nearby competitor.
It dropped into the cockpit and the subsequent distraction as they
tried to figure out where it came from allowed us to sneak ahead.
Alls fair in Love and War



Old hat. We had this done to us at a big keelboat (PHRF) regatta...
actually it was one of those ring pin retainers... It tumbled into the
cockpit off the leach of the mainsail, where I knew it couldn't possibly
have come off our rig (plus, I had taped all ours a few days before)...
so I looked over to the grinning crew in the boat on our windward hip,
held it up and said, "Thanks. Do you all want this back after the race?"
The grins faded and none of them said a word.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King


Capt. Mooron March 4th 05 02:41 PM

Tick Tick tick....BOOM!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
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More fag stuff from you... nothing new. YOU'RE A LOSER

bwahahahahaaaaa..

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"JG" wrote in message
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You might want to consider a diet.



Really, I thought you were thin from the AIDs.









JG March 4th 05 06:34 PM

Oooohh... now he's decided calling people fags isn't quite as effective as
this.... bwahahahaaaa...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Tick Tick tick....BOOM!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
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More fag stuff from you... nothing new. YOU'RE A LOSER

bwahahahahaaaaa..

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"JG" wrote in message
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You might want to consider a diet.


Really, I thought you were thin from the AIDs.











Donal March 6th 05 12:50 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:q2aVd.73$Ru.12@okepread06...

"Donal" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I

..
.

.

Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me?

LP


Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . .

I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date?


You mean you didn't ...???????????



Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a waste of a weekend!


Weekend? Bwaaaawhwahahaaa!

More acurately... nine days of pure frustration!


Ahhhh! He obviously doesn't drink enough!





Regards


Donal
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Donal March 6th 05 01:07 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 23:34:14 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 04:17:04 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:



I'll even bet you even wanna know if Ozone uses his auto pilot to fly

solo!

CM


I've always been a hands on sorta guy.


I never realised that you had so much in common with Joe!


I have absolutly nothing in common with Joe.


Of course you have!! Both of you are experienced sailors. Also, neither
of you have any class at all.

In fact, the thing that you both have in common is the word "common".




Regards



Donal
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Scott Vernon March 6th 05 02:02 PM


OzOne wrote i


Common?
I'll have you know that I'm decendent from one of the most famous of
criminal settlers in Australia.







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