OzOne wrote in message news:


So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from
work?


My wife doesn't drink beer, except on a really hot summer day while
relaxing in the cockpit or around the pool.

I often serve a glass of wine with the dinner I've cooked.
Tasted a spectacular Durif from Baileys winery in Victoria last
night.


Lisa made me a root beer float with dinner tonight.

Scotty

OzOne wrote


My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15
years.
She's always horney.

How telling.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . .
.

Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me?

LP


Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . .I haven't received my free sample of
Viagra yet.

Poor baby!

LP

"Donal" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I .
.
.

Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me?

LP


Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . .

I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date?

You mean you didn't ...???????????



Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a waste of a weekend!

Weekend? Bwaaaawhwahahaaa!

More acurately... nine days of pure frustration!

LP

"DSK" wrote:
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta
and we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a
large deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap
it from the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find
anything to use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the
cashier's face when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a
gash this big??"


That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story.

Hehee. True! I'm thinking about becoming Capt. Mooron's publisher. ;-)

LP

"Scott Vernon" wrote:
yeah, it's fun to laugh at Ozzy and Moron.

What about us?

LP

"Donal" wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote:



So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work?

Yeeees! I do.

I wish my wife earned lots of money. I'd like to have a fast car.

What would you do with a car like that, Donal? Park it in the garage and
post to usenet like Ox does?

LP

"Donal" wrote:

"katysails" wrote:
Donal,
You really must move to this century sometime...


Nonsense!

I'm not the male chauvinist pig that you think.

I *never* go to the bank. I get my spending money out of a drawer in the
dining room. My wife has total control of our personal finances ...
because
she is good at it. I earn the money, and she controls it. We're a team,
and we are not bothered by political correctness.


We have different skills, and we are happy with the situation. In fact, I
would go so far as to say that we are one.

She's mine ... and I am her's.

Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven, Donal. They don't have them here in
the U.S. anymore, and apparently not in Austrailia either...

LP (appreciate what you have)

OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15
years.
She's always horney.

She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe they
should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like
they
would become great friends.

But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has her
limits.

LP

"Donal" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Donal" wrote:

The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach".

The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough
to
enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also
provide
enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to.

I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for
your
boats. How humiliating?

How Irish of you, Donal!

I'm not ashamed of the fact that I provide for my family!

Good for you, Donal! I didn't infer that you should be ashamed, it's just
doesn't happen these last days. A man now days doesn't think anything is
his responsibilty and they are all sloths.


If my wife took up flying as a hobby, then I would buy her an aeroplane.
She wouldn't have to worry about its financing.

How sweet, a hobby... I took up flying as a profession, in which I've owned
several businesses, ie, flight school, freight forwarding, skydiving, flying
part 91 doing concerts, not to mention brokering...(that's just for
starters)

I bet that you cannot upgrade your aircraft because you are already at the
limit of your earning powers.

I don't need to upgrade anything...been there, done that. I'm a mother,
first and foremost.

If you were lucky enough to attract a male
like me, then the sky would be the limit.

Don't rub it in, Donal. Publisher's Clearing House obviously didn't find my
address yesterday for the 10 million dollar prize.

LP