On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 17:32:07 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:


Nope, we have other interests outside our marriage.
She has dance and I have my boats.


What a coincidence. My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes several
hundred dollars a night, and comes home horney as hell.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

I fly solo, thank you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails
on that free trip to the Moon.

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

As for a dive platform for women, I say if your
women have time to fool around diving off the sprit then they are not
doing their
womanly duties below where any real captain would see they stay out of
sight,
out of mind and naked.

Bwaawhawhaaawaaa! Not that is just too funny! I guess you forgot...many
things!

Poor form and fiction more like . . .

You're talking about fiction? rofl

LP

well, that could be interesting to watch...

OzOne wrote in message ...

And Thai curry paste is deadly!

On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:14:44 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Bacon can be a real bitch....

OzOne wrote in message
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:35:43 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

OzOne wrote

No, I don't drink beer.

Oh, I'm sorry, You look like you do ;-)

and you write like you do. :o


Only in an evening gown ;-)

You *do* wear an apron while cooking, don't ya?


Yep, especially when I'm cooking naked.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and
we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large
deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from
the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to
use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face
when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??"


That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story.

DSK

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . .
..

Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me?

LP


Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . .

I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date?

You mean you didn't ...???????????



Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a waste of a weekend!



Regards


Donal
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work?

Yeeees! I do.

I wish my wife earned lots of money. I'd like to have a fast car.

Regards


Donal
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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:57:33 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:

What a coincidence. My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes several
hundred dollars a night, and comes home horney as hell.


My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15
years.
She's always horney.

She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe they
should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like they
would become great friends.




Regards


Donal
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote:

The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach".

The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough
to
enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also
provide
enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to.

I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for
your
boats. How humiliating?

How Irish of you, Donal!

I'm not ashamed of the fact that I provide for my family!

If my wife took up flying as a hobby, then I would buy her an aeroplane.
She wouldn't have to worry about its financing.


I bet that you cannot upgrade your aircraft because you are already at the
limit of your earning powers. If you were lucky enough to attract a male
like me, then the sky would be the limit.



Regards


Donal
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"katysails" wrote in message
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I fly solo, thank you...


That's disgusting. Proper catholics don't engage in such activities!



Regards


Donal
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Yikes!

"katysails" wrote in message
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well, that could be interesting to watch...

OzOne wrote in message
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I fly solo when my wife's away.