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Lady Pilot March 2nd 05 03:17 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:45:49 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:

I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's
can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old.


My parents seperated when I was 5 years old.
I was as soon as I was able, keeping house for my mother because she
was working long hours to keep the three of us with little support
from my father.


We have so much in common, Oz. I always wondered what the connection was,
and I'm not talking about BtB.

I believe that the Cappy has a far better understanding of women than
he is given credit for.


Well, understanding and acting on your knowledge is two different things.

LP



Lady Pilot March 2nd 05 03:19 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in

You cook!!!

Yep, sure do.
Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since.


I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my

son's
can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old.


Putting hot dogs in the microwave is NOT cooking.


That was when they were 4 or 5 years old, Scott. My eldest can cook chicken
fried rice, or anything that I tell him to cook. The youngest can cook
anything he wants to eat, but there's still time left...

LP

LP



Lady Pilot March 2nd 05 03:20 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails
on that free trip to the Moon.


I hope your paying for the ticket...

LP



Lady Pilot March 2nd 05 03:25 AM


"katysails" wrote:
I fly solo, thank you...


Yeah, right! In your dreams, katy. You can't fly solo when your husband is
always right next to you, or coming to your rescue with a lame DVD...

Do you have any idea what projecting is, katy?

http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html

and there's this too:

http://www.heretical.com/sexsci/bpsychol.html
2a. Freudian Projection
The following is a collection of definitions of
projection from orthodox psychology texts. In this
system the distinct mechanism of projecting own
unconscious or undesirable characteristics onto an
opponent is called Freudian Projection.

a.. "A defense mechanism in which the individual
attributes to other people impulses and traits that he
himself has but cannot accept. It is especially likely
to occur when the person lacks insight into his own
impulses and traits."


b.. "The externalisation of internal unconscious
wishes, desires or emotions on to other people. So, for
example, someone who feels subconsciously that they
have a powerful latent homosexual drive may not
acknowledge this consciously, but it may show in their
readiness to suspect others of being homosexual."


c.. "Attributing one's own undesirabe traits to other
people or agencies, e.g., an aggressive man accuses
other people of being hostile."


d.. "The individual perceives in others the motive he
denies having himself. Thus the cheat is sure that
everyone else is dishonest. The would-be adulterer
accuses his wife of infidelity."


e.. "People attribute their own undesirable traits
onto others. An individual who unconsciously recognises
his or her aggressive tendencies may then see other
people acting in an excessively aggressive way."


f.. "Projection is the opposite defence mechanism to
identification. We project our own unpleasant feelings
onto someone else and blame them for having thoughts
that we really have."
Not to mention just about every logical fallacy known
to man. Conversational terrorism at its finest.

I hope this helps.

LP


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails
on that free trip to the Moon.




katysails March 2nd 05 03:30 AM

Scared?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Yikes!

"katysails" wrote in message
...
well, that could be interesting to watch...


OzOne wrote in message
...


I fly solo when my wife's away.






katysails March 2nd 05 03:33 AM

When I had the horses we regularly used those for leg wounds because you
could tie them on...I inherited an Appaloosa that had been in a twisted wire
accident and had lost a lot of flesh on one leg...we alternated between
bandaging with a S.N. every other day with throwing a handful of lime the
other....no proud flesh developed and the wound, which was enormous, filled
in and the muscle rebuilt....I always valued the equine vets we used...they
were not the "diagnostic machine" type but were practical and used common
sense...

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta
and we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a
large deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap
it from the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find
anything to use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the
cashier's face when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a
gash this big??"


That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story.

DSK




Lady Pilot March 2nd 05 03:34 AM


"Donal" wrote:

"katysails" wrote:
I fly solo, thank you...


That's disgusting. Proper catholics don't engage in such activities!


So you are just now realizing that katy isn't a proper Catholic? Her pagan
desires will be the destruction of her.

Revelation 3

15I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot; I wish that you
were cold or hot.
16'So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you
out of My mouth.

LP



katysails March 2nd 05 03:34 AM

eewwww...root beer and strawberry? yucky....French vanilla's the best...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 20:01:05 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

OzOne wrote in message news:


So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from

work?


My wife doesn't drink beer, except on a really hot summer day while
relaxing in the cockpit or around the pool.

I often serve a glass of wine with the dinner I've cooked.
Tasted a spectacular Durif from Baileys winery in Victoria last

night.


Lisa made me a root beer float with dinner tonight.

Scotty

With strawberry icecream?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails March 2nd 05 03:37 AM

I have several friends that are ballerinas...I met them when I was still
singing with the opera....

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:n7aVd.78$Ru.0@okepread06...

OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15
years.
She's always horney.

She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe they
should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like
they
would become great friends.


But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has her
limits.

LP




katysails March 2nd 05 03:37 AM

I only fly solo to the moon...Mr Sails does not like the moon...he prefers
flying to Saturn...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:21:20 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

I fly solo, thank you...


I fly solo when my wife's away.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





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