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Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 11:48 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Wuss!


Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and
we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large
deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from
the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to
use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face
when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??"

CM



JG March 1st 05 01:03 AM

Gone gay??? You've always been gay....

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www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Careful Oz. Now that I've gone gay, Mooron is interested in another
man.







Donal March 1st 05 01:25 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 02:36:40 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:36:59 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV
Poor Scooter, needs to ask every night "What's for dinner, dear?"



Nope, she asks, ''what do you want for dinner tonight, Honey? ''.


You tell her then tell her to bring you a beer?


Why would he do that? A proper wife would bring the beer before it was
needed.

You went on looks alone.... What a sucker!


Regards


Donal
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Donal March 1st 05 01:38 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...


Ohhhh so sweet Donal, My wifes parents were like that, totally
committed to each other.


Don't you have the same relationship with your wife?


She had a dreadful time adjusting after his death.


Are you saying that your wife won't miss you if you die?

Regards


Donal
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katysails March 1st 05 02:11 AM

I like A-1 sauce on my venison...

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile
back, bucko...


OzOne wrote:
Ahhh yes, fine cuisine from the Penn backwoods.


What, you've never had venison au squirty cheese?

DSK




katysails March 1st 05 02:14 AM

Bacon can be a real bitch....

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:35:43 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

OzOne wrote

No, I don't drink beer.

Oh, I'm sorry, You look like you do ;-)

and you write like you do. :o


Only in an evening gown ;-)


You *do* wear an apron while cooking, don't ya?


Yep, especially when I'm cooking naked.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails March 1st 05 02:15 AM

Food's foof and recipe's are recipes, sailing related or not...and I like
stir fry on my boat....
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Google it up, honey.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
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yeah...right...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That was sailing related, missy.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes
awhile
back, bucko...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?


No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained
jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always

seem
to
lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting

in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting

you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.













Lady Pilot March 1st 05 03:45 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:52:52 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote:
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:



Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!


Ohhh Puleeeaze!

You cook!!!


Yep, sure do.
Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since.


I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's
can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old.

I make the best Apple Galette you have ever tasted!


Yumm!

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


You consider that a real man like you shouldn't cook?

I'll tell you right now that the way to a womans heart is, unlike men,
thru her taste buds.


Ahh, so now I know why Capt. Neal got up every morning and made my coffee
and breakfast, not to mention every other meal unless he took me to shore
for lunch or dinner. ;-)

LP



Lady Pilot March 1st 05 03:47 AM


"Donal" wrote:

The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach".

The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to
enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide
enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to.

I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for
your
boats. How humiliating?


How Irish of you, Donal!

LP



Lady Pilot March 1st 05 03:49 AM


OzOne wrote:

Ahhh, a chauvanist, some would add 'pig'.


That...and don't forget Irish!

Provision certainly is a good thing, providing such provision includes
sharing and trading of what some would call duties.
In our family, no-one has 'duties', jobs are done when they are needed
to be done by whomever is in a position to do them.
My wife paints, washes cars, and mows lawn if it's required, I cook,
claen and iron, if it's required, and vce versa


Sounds like a good arrangement to me.

LP




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