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Scott Vernon February 28th 05 07:41 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Underwear.... is for ladies, dandies and children.



and old men who fart a lot.

;)



Scott Vernon February 28th 05 07:44 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:MOwUd.11847$LN5.11503@edtnps90...
I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone

their
discussion in my presence.


Ever had to buy them at the grocery store?



Scott Vernon February 28th 05 07:44 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

I don't know what that is, and, I'm a little surprised that you

do.

Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of

the dog
to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about

it and
wouldn't shut up!

I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook

breakfast!


Whew, that's a relief. I feel better now.

Scotty



katysails February 28th 05 12:07 PM

You just noticed that?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . .

CN


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of the
dog to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about
it and wouldn't shut up!

I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook breakfast!

CM




katysails February 28th 05 12:08 PM

That has nothing to do with the topic...most women don't condone public
discussion of those items either...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:MOwUd.11847$LN5.11503@edtnps90...
I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their
discussion in my presence.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Funny you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are....
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely
comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit...
instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails!

What's next... serviette embroidery?

CM















katysails February 28th 05 12:10 PM

yeah...right...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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That was sailing related, missy.


"katysails" wrote in message
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Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes

awhile
back, bucko...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?


No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained

jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem

to
lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.









DSK February 28th 05 12:23 PM

Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile
back, bucko...


OzOne wrote:
Ahhh yes, fine cuisine from the Penn backwoods.


What, you've never had venison au squirty cheese?

DSK


Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 12:33 PM


OzOne wrote in message
Ahhh so therein lies the basis of the term 'dickhead' where the
cranium acts as a counterbalance?


Don't fret about it Ozone..... it will never be an issue for you while
wearing your Playtex sports panties.

CM



Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 12:35 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:MOwUd.11847$LN5.11503@edtnps90...
I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone

their
discussion in my presence.


Ever had to buy them at the grocery store?


No.... I kept bringing back overproof rum and roll of paper towels until
she stopped asking.

CM



DSK February 28th 05 12:39 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone

their
discussion in my presence.



Why? Does it make you feel all squeamish?

Scott Vernon wrote:
Ever had to buy them at the grocery store?


Hah! I bet your wife never asks you to hold her purse for a minute, either!

DSK



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