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Capt. Mooron March 17th 05 06:35 AM

You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
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Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
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katysails March 17th 05 12:05 PM

snicker

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal
around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest
thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--












Scott Vernon March 17th 05 02:50 PM

Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal

around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest

thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his

arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell

out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--












Capt. Mooron March 17th 05 05:19 PM

Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal

around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest

thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his

arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell

out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--














Martin Baxter March 17th 05 05:52 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory we should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have on board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Mooron March 17th 05 06:18 PM


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm leaning towards
gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a flare gun.

CM



DSK March 17th 05 06:31 PM

Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Must have missed that part... should we start over?

Martin Baxter wrote:
If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have on
board?


M-203 if you're going to be cruising NATO countries, it's easier to
resupply.

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?


Yes but you have to remember to take off all the tension on the back &
babystays... prebend would be a real bitch...

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


I like it... especially if you have a digitally controlled indexing
pneumatic solid vang... easier to aim that the long tube mortar
concealed in the mast...

DSK


Martin Baxter March 17th 05 07:15 PM

DSK wrote:


How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


I like it... especially if you have a digitally controlled indexing
pneumatic solid vang... easier to aim that the long tube mortar
concealed in the mast...


Sweet, we could computerize the whole thing, use the nav radar for target acquisition....

Cheers
Marty

DSK



Scott Vernon March 17th 05 08:20 PM

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it

again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive

Neal
around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest

thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his

arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife

fell
out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--
















Scott Vernon March 17th 05 08:22 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has assured

only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm leaning

towards
gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a flare gun.



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