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katysails March 19th 05 01:54 PM

Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
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Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
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katysails March 19th 05 01:55 PM

TMI

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I wish them good fortune in having Viagra written off as a medical expense!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from both
Capt. Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a
flare
gun.

CM



















katysails March 19th 05 01:55 PM

So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty












katysails March 19th 05 01:56 PM

you flunked

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from

both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put

them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled

to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before

it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle

to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher

and a
flare
gun.

CM



















katysails March 19th 05 01:57 PM

Sheep are cute...as long as you're looking at them from head on...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his

arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell

out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

You've met my wife????



No, not yet.



I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.


You like variety, eh?


I just don't find sheep very attractive.

Sometimes I imagine that you look a bit like Woody Allen.


Regards


Donal
--








katysails March 19th 05 01:59 PM

The original was in response to my talking about my 8' tippy dink that we
use to get to our mooring and back...that was long ago and far away...

"bell" wrote in message ...
Is Katy really a "dink"?
Or was that supposed to be "I need a 'drink'?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal
around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the
longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--







Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 02:30 PM

I believe it refers to a small oar powered vessel used to access a sailboat
on a mooring.
I always need a drink... that's why I keep a bottle of rum on the computer
table!

CM

"bell" wrote in message ...
Is Katy really a "dink"?
Or was that supposed to be "I need a 'drink'?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal
around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the
longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--







Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 02:32 PM

Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.


Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 02:58 PM

Not when he comes back next month to find 2000 additional posts to this
thread he hates so much! :-)

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--










Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:01 PM

Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty















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