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Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:04 PM

Neal's out of his mind?


"katysails" wrote in message
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Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
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Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post

to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna

drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award

for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your

wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--










Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:06 PM

It's odd, sometimes the replies fly right through while others get
stuck.

SV


"katysails" wrote in message
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you flunked

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
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I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from

both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

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Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and

put
them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required.....

filled
to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

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gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon

before
it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in

message
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in

recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault

rifle
to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato

canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that

has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms.....

I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon

launcher
and a
flare
gun.

CM





















Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:07 PM

Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are

you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty
















Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:09 PM

you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."






Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:14 PM

Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are

you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty


















Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:16 PM

There's no doubt!

.....until he finds out it means Kentucky *Fried* Chicken!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vKW_d.66376$i6.45086@edtnps90...
Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."








Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:22 PM

LOL

Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?

A) To get away from Gaynzy.



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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There's no doubt!

....until he finds out it means Kentucky *Fried* Chicken!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vKW_d.66376$i6.45086@edtnps90...
Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens

for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."










katysails March 19th 05 08:55 PM

Won't ever happen....I don't do physical violence...I'd hurt her by accident
and wouldn't want that on my conscience...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty
















katysails March 19th 05 08:55 PM

Jello bounces...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are

you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty




















katysails March 19th 05 08:56 PM

You just came to that conclusion?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Neal's out of his mind?


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post

to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna

drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award

for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your

wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--













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