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Dear LP,

You spurned me, you uppity wench, so I had no thought for you
in my journeys. I use hotmail for my e-mail now as I needed an
internet based service which is available anywhere where the
Internet is.

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)



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Cappy... she's a dyke, what can you expect..

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Dear LP,

You spurned me, you uppity wench, so I had no thought for you
in my journeys. I use hotmail for my e-mail now as I needed an
internet based service which is available anywhere where the
Internet is.

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)





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"Capt. Neal®" wrote

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.


She can borrow from gaynz.




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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.


I have a thong bottom she can borrow.






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see, I told you


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I have a thong bottom she can borrow.










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I have a thong bottom she can borrow.










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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Dear LP,

You spurned me, you uppity wench, so I had no thought for you
in my journeys.


Oh please! I have two teenage males...how could you deal with that?

I use hotmail for my e-mail now as I needed an
internet based service which is available anywhere where the
Internet is.


No problem, I do the same thing...you forget that I have current passorts
for me and my two wonderful sons...


As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games.


Oh, please tell me what my sins are so I can repent. You asked me to sail
away with you, but I'm a repulicaton women of intergrity!

If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology


Well, I will definetly apologze if you think for one minute that I "dissed
you"
That wasn't the case at all, I have to teenage souls that I'm responsible
for...

and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.


Sorry, I'm saving that for a man that is worthy of my affection...

Not to say that you are not, but I've been screwed so many times by men that
I'm definite weary. I would rather live my life single than get a man that
is so self-absorbed and selfish...

LP


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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Send resume with photos and audited bank acct statements, then we can talk....

BTW we're getting some aircraft to play with soon.

PDW
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"Peter Wiley" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote: I'm shocked! Neal left on
New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Send resume with photos and audited bank acct statements, then we can
talk....


Oh jeeze, I can easily send you a resume and a photo. Does my photo make a
dirfference on what I will be paid? Can I take me 2 teenage sons with me?

I was just offered a job for $100,000 dollars a year in the USA. Being my
own boss and all of that...can you counter the offer?

LP

BTW we're getting some aircraft to play with soon.

PDW



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In article 1Dgpd.75147$EZ.65809@okepread07, Lady Pilot
wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote: I'm shocked! Neal left on
New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Send resume with photos and audited bank acct statements, then we can
talk....


Oh jeeze, I can easily send you a resume and a photo. Does my photo make a
dirfference on what I will be paid?


In fact, no. Merely idle curiosity.

Can I take me 2 teenage sons with me?


You can take my 2 teenage daughters with you too provided they're not
on my ship :-)

I was just offered a job for $100,000 dollars a year in the USA. Being my
own boss and all of that...can you counter the offer?


If you're so shallow as to be solely motivated by money and power - no.
That niche is already filled.

PDW


 
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