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Horvath October 3rd 03 02:10 AM

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 09:04:17 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass,

You are clearly the idiot here.

You've made multiple claims that I lied about owning a Cal 20.


You did.

You're a fatass, provided a pic, then tried to tell us you don't
have tits and are thin.


What pic were you drooling over?

You tried to tell us that you have a female fiance, when it's
pretty obvious that you like men.


What makes you say that? Your homosexual fantasies?

You make telephone calls late at night.


Because of the medication I take, I can't even stay up late.




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Simple Simon October 3rd 03 02:20 AM

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Ahah! Ganz is right. That proves you are a fag. You are implying
I'm the object of your sexual fantasies by calling me an idiot.

PERVERT!

S.Simon - only likes females for sex partners.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 08:01:43 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!


You're an idiot, too.




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katysails October 3rd 03 03:22 AM

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Why not flip the setting and give it a try for a few messages?
\
Because it bugs you. And I have nothing better to do at this moment in =
time than to bug you. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 3rd 03 03:24 AM

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That could be a while.

So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy =
person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you. =


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Wally October 3rd 03 03:32 AM

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katysails wrote:
Why not flip the setting and give it a try for a few messages?


Because it bugs you. And I have nothing better to do at this moment
in time than to bug you.


In that case, have fun.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




katysails October 3rd 03 03:42 AM

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I'm sure he doesn't think of Katy like that. He probably dreams of =
taking
Katy sailing to a desert island, where they might live happily ever =
after!!

Donal, you are one sick puppy....Suicide would be better...heck...SHARKS =
would be better than that (and we all know just how much I like =
SHARKS...)

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 3rd 03 03:43 AM

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Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

I beg your pardon...I have never ever been anywhere near your =
underwear....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 3rd 03 03:44 AM

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She'll tell you what to do and you'll like it.

I hope not..that would defeat the purpose...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 3rd 03 03:45 AM

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But at least I know how to set word wrap at 79.

Mine's set at 76, dopey. Fix your reader.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


NH_/\)_ October 3rd 03 03:51 AM

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what a twit you are ----HAAHAHAHAH

NH _/)_


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

I beg your pardon...I have never ever been anywhere near your underwear....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





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