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Simple Simon October 2nd 03 12:56 PM

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Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his
read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to
the window?


I'm not using OE, dumbass.




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Simple Simon October 2nd 03 01:01 PM

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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 02:25:03 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap:


Plain text in OE does not have word wrap,
only HTML has word wrap.


I'm not sure that I agree with that.


You are correct. She's an idiot.


Since you are having a problem with this, I
suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the
problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML,


A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain text,
with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message
formats available.


You are correct. She's an idiot.




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Donal October 2nd 03 02:57 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!



Which fantasy is that?


Regards


Donal
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NH_/\)_ October 2nd 03 03:05 PM

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Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 19:56:25 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I

am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has
word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you
also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be
having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's.
I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump
time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat.....


Don't tell me what to do, dumbass.




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Wally October 2nd 03 03:37 PM

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katysails wrote:
Wally...I'm not changing my settings to make Horvath's life any
easier or more pleasant. Since when is being trolled supposed to be
a pleasant experience? He can suffer or he can put me on
KF....either option is equally agreeable to me.


The word-wrap thing isn't a troll - your plain text settings are
non-standard. I have a feeling that the Quoted-Printable thing might also
have something to do with why other people's stuff quotes oddly when you
reply. Why not flip the setting and give it a try for a few messages?


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Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 04:57 PM

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Horass, I mean Fatass, you're so fat that you have girly tits.
Your face is bloated, and your liver, according to you, is
damaged.

Also, we're really not interested in hearing about your loose-
fitting balloon pants.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:


Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and
out of shape.


I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I
run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin.

32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you
pull em hard enough.

Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like
you did in the marines.


I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they
are loose, dumbass.




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 04:58 PM

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It must be his "girlfriend."

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Who's that chubby little fellow standing drinking beer
with his gay pal in the photo at your picture site, then?

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message

...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:


Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and
out of shape.


I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I
run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin.

32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you
pull em hard enough.

Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like
you did in the marines.


I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they
are loose, dumbass.




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 05:00 PM

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Duhhh...

http://support.aznet.net/faqs/agent-18-smtp-auth.html
http://cws.internet.com/reviews/news-agent2.html

First two google entries.

But forgive Horass. He can't read.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message

...
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his
read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to
the window?


I'm not using OE, dumbass.




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 05:04 PM

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Horass,

You are clearly the idiot here.

You've made multiple claims that I lied about owning a Cal 20.
You're a fatass, provided a pic, then tried to tell us you don't
have tits and are thin.
You tried to tell us that you have a female fiance, when it's
pretty obvious that you like men.
You make telephone calls late at night.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 02:25:03 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap:


Plain text in OE does not have word wrap,
only HTML has word wrap.


I'm not sure that I agree with that.


You are correct. She's an idiot.


Since you are having a problem with this, I
suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the
problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML,


A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain

text,
with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message
formats available.


You are correct. She's an idiot.




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 05:04 PM

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The one where Neal droolls and Katy slaps him stupid.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!



Which fantasy is that?


Regards


Donal
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