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At least twice a night I hope!
Cheers MC katysails wrote: Women!! Huh?? Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you.... |
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"katysails" wrote in message ... Women!! Huh?? Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you.... Oh pleassse ... yes! I've never been soliloquized before! Regards Donal -- |
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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 14:34:44 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: my message is automatically set for the proper width Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated... But at least my word wrap is correct. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn,booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
A soliloquy for Donal
Donal....should I muse upon the muse?
Or rather should I seek to be amused By his other-worldly charms? Do I dare trust his selkie ways, sliding through the Solent Sea Or take him at his word that he is, indeed, a man? Donal, the tea drinker, the bemused, the careful one, I will have to think on it awhile. "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture!
LP "Seahag" wrote: You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image forever! Seahag Capt. Mooron wrote: Me BAD! Believe It! I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white" CM You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe it.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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The only thing is correct is the fact that you are beyond
stupid. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 14:34:44 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: my message is automatically set for the proper width Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated... But at least my word wrap is correct. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn,booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
A soliloquy for Donal
Don't give up the day job.
;-P Cheers MC katysails wrote: Donal....should I muse upon the muse? Or rather should I seek to be amused By his other-worldly charms? Do I dare trust his selkie ways, sliding through the Solent Sea Or take him at his word that he is, indeed, a man? Donal, the tea drinker, the bemused, the careful one, I will have to think on it awhile. "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done.
CM "Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. . | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture! | | LP | | "Seahag" wrote: | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image | forever! | | Seahag | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | Me BAD! | Believe It! | | I don't even have insurance! | How reckless can you get??? | | CM | | | "katysails" wrote in message | ... | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) | | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear | And it shows them pearly white" | | CM | | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe | it.... | | -- | katysails | s/v Chanteuse | Kirie Elite 32 | http://katysails.tripod.com | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should | relax | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | | |
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I also have a rather unique photo of me dancing around a bonfire on my 40th
B-Day wearing a fur bikini and inflatable boobs..... you just had to be there. The photo is a little blurry .... but you can still make out the tongue tracks were the ladies licked 3/4 of a can of whipped cream off my muscular well tanned hide. We had just returned from a 3 week sail to the Lockhart River. Moderation is for Monks...... :-) CM "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done. | | CM | | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message | .. . | | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture! | | | | LP | | | | "Seahag" wrote: | | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image | | forever! | | | | Seahag | | | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | | | Me BAD! | | Believe It! | | | | I don't even have insurance! | | How reckless can you get??? | | | | CM | | | | | | "katysails" wrote in message | | ... | | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) | | | | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear | | And it shows them pearly white" | | | | CM | | | | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe | | it.... | | | | -- | | katysails | | s/v Chanteuse | | Kirie Elite 32 | | http://katysails.tripod.com | | | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should | | relax | | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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Sniveling wimp! "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done. CM "Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. . | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture! | | LP | | "Seahag" wrote: | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image | forever! | | Seahag | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | Me BAD! | Believe It! | | I don't even have insurance! | How reckless can you get??? | | CM | | | "katysails" wrote in message | ... | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) | | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear | And it shows them pearly white" | | CM | | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe | it.... | | -- | katysails | s/v Chanteuse | Kirie Elite 32 | http://katysails.tripod.com | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should | relax | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | | |
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