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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 05:05 PM

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Fatass...

She'll tell you what to do and you'll like it.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 19:56:25 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I

am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has
word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you
also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be
having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's.
I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump
time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat.....


Don't tell me what to do, dumbass.




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Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 05:06 PM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 20:32:46 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Does everyone
notice how Hor
vath is always
on the defens
ive? How he has
to rationalize e
very action he
takes? What an
insecure fellow
he is. And the
name-calling...a
bout as adole
scent as it gets.
I'm beginning
to think that the
picturres he lays
claim to are real
ly his father and
that he is nothing
other than a 12
year old boy who
doesn't fir in woth
his peers, so strives
to fit in anywhere
he lands.



But at least I know how to set word wrap at 79.




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Martin Baxter October 2nd 03 05:09 PM

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Donal wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!


Which fantasy is that?

Regards

Donal
--


Donal you are one sick ******* if you want the details of Neals'
perverted carnal fantasies.

Cheers
Marty

Donal October 2nd 03 05:44 PM

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an

idiot!

Which fantasy is that?

Regards

Donal
--


Donal you are one sick ******* if you want the details of Neals'
perverted carnal fantasies.



I'm sure he doesn't think of Katy like that. He probably dreams of taking
Katy sailing to a desert island, where they might live happily ever after!!
Ahhhh!


Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron October 2nd 03 09:45 PM

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CAT-FIGHT!!!!!

CM

"NH_/)_" wrote in message
om...
| Don't worry what she says or does she's been
| sniffing cat **** to long
|
| NH_/)_



Horvath October 3rd 03 12:06 AM

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:11:41 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

and we will have a happy
Horry!
And for what perverse reason would I want to make Horry happy? I know what my settings are....it irritatees him...I have achieved my goal....he has not taken the correct action....once I see he doesn't respond to any of my posts anymore, then I will change my settings.



That could be a while.




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Horvath October 3rd 03 12:08 AM

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:55:38 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Who's that chubby little fellow standing drinking beer
with his gay pal in the photo at your picture site, then?


Don't know. I don't have a picture site. I don't have any gay pals.
And I don't drink. You've obviously confused me with someone else.




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Horvath October 3rd 03 12:09 AM

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:56:49 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!


For sending, dumbass.




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Horvath October 3rd 03 12:11 AM

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 09:00:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Duhhh...

http://supportsmtp-auth.html
http:nt2.html

First two google entries.


We don't want to see your gay porn pics.




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Horvath October 3rd 03 02:07 AM

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 08:01:43 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!


You're an idiot, too.




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