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Jonathan Ganz October 3rd 03 10:36 PM

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Yeah, your destiny is to someday graduate froim highschool.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

That could be a while.

So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy

person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you.


I have to follow my destiny.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Capt. Mooron October 4th 03 12:16 AM

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"katysails" wrote in message
Wrong kind of shark...I do not care for the kind define as
Chondrichthyes...oron is pretty tame in comparison so there would probably
be little to dear....

Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white"

CM




Maynard G. Krebbs October 4th 03 12:39 AM

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On 3 Oct 2003 11:13:05 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

That could be a while.

So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you.



I have to follow my destiny.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe



Me too. My destiny was to click on Agent's MESSAGE menu and select
WORD WRAP. It took a lot of doing but I made it. LOL
Mark Williams

katysails October 4th 03 02:45 AM

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Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white"

CM

You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe =
it....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt. Mooron October 4th 03 03:13 AM

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Me BAD!
Believe It!

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white"

CM

You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe it....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Jonathan Ganz October 4th 03 04:01 AM

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This is too much for Horass.

"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message
...
On 3 Oct 2003 11:13:05 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

That could be a while.

So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy

person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you.


I have to follow my destiny.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe



Me too. My destiny was to click on Agent's MESSAGE menu and select
WORD WRAP. It took a lot of doing but I made it. LOL
Mark Williams




Horvath October 4th 03 01:07 PM

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On Fri, 3 Oct 2003 23:13:37 -0300, "Capt. Mooring Ball"
wrote this crap:

Me BAD!
Believe It!

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???


You don't need insurance if you only sit on a mooring ball.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Seahag October 4th 03 02:47 PM

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You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image forever!

Seahag

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Me BAD!
Believe It!

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white"

CM

You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe it....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





katysails October 4th 03 03:40 PM

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I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???

You live in a socialized medicine country...why would you have =
insurance? Or do you mean boat insurance? That, then, is not =
bad...just dumb.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 4th 03 03:44 PM

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You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image =
forever!

Seahag

He probably crochets mukluks on Saturday night when the lights go down =
low....I can see him now, sitting in the chair by the fireside, ball of =
moose twine laying in the basket at his feet, crocheting away, a =
Mackenzie wolf lying across his feet chewing on a tattered end of his =
piecework. His bottle of Overproof sitting on the hearth to keep warm. =
Little budgie in his cage chattering to keep him company. Yep. That's =
the REAL Moron we know and love.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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