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Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit =
and our pedantry.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .
"katysails" wrote in message ... Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Simple Simon wrote:
They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . . Speak for yourself... -- Wally www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light. |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap: They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . . I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Horvath wrote:
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap incooming messages.............. Cheers Marty |
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And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to the window? Duh! "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Horvath wrote: On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap incooming messages.............. Cheers Marty |
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Horvy, e-mail me and I'll explain to you how to do it.
"Horvath" wrote Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. |
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being a poster child for 'Family Planning' is not fashion modeling.
"Horvath" wrote They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . . I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model. |
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You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon.
They really made you look fem. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote this crap: They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . . I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Well, you're unemployed, so I guess we can conclude
that you're stupid. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Simple Simon wrote:
And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to the window? Duh! "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Horvath wrote: On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap incooming messages.............. Cheers Marty Deja vu? Cheers Marty |
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Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that = I am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML = has word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that = you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to = be having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for = ng's. I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the = umpty-bump time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat..... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap incoming messages.............. Cheers Marty We've all explained this to him. He just stamps his little footie and = pouts because the rest of the world won't do it his way. Really turning = into a wah-wah baby boy (?) --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I think it's in negative territory and getting worse.
"katysails" wrote in message ... Horvath, Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's. I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 09:09:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon. They really made you look fem. Do you have to keep posting your homosexual fantasies? "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote this crap: They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . . I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 08:46:19 -0400, Martin Baxter
wrote this crap: Horvath wrote: On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap incooming messages.............. With Agent, you can't automatically wrap incoming messages, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap: And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to the window? I'm not using OE, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:44:50 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: Horvy, e-mail me and I'll explain to you how to do it. I know how to set word wrap. "Horvath" wrote Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Does everyone=20
notice how Hor vath is always on the defens ive? How he has to rationalize e very action he takes? What an insecure fellow he is. And the=20 name-calling...a bout as adole scent as it gets. I'm beginning=20 to think that the=20 picturres he lays=20 claim to are real ly his father and=20 that he is nothing other than a 12=20 year old boy who=20 doesn't fir in woth=20 his peers, so strives to fit in anywhere he lands. =20 --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails. tripod.com "Women and cats=20 will do as they=20 please, and men=20 and dogs should=20 relax and get used to=20 the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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katysails wrote:
Horvath, Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I am replying to. Maybe so, but your text still extends as far as the window will allow (or beyond the window, if I understand Horvath correctly). Your output doesn't have the standard line length of something like 76 characters. I suggest you have a look at your plain text settings and change the encoding from "Quoted Printable" to "None". Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word wrap. I'm not sure that I agree with that. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML, A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain text, with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message formats available. -- Wally www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light. |
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Horass,
You're the one who keeps talking about your looks and how you used to be a fashion model. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 09:09:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon. They really made you look fem. Do you have to keep posting your homosexual fantasies? "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote this crap: They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . . I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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He using crayola.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote this crap: And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to the window? I'm not using OE, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Well, dumbass, why don't you use something that works right.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 08:46:19 -0400, Martin Baxter wrote this crap: Horvath wrote: On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry.... Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap incooming messages.............. With Agent, you can't automatically wrap incoming messages, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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That's what you do when you try and talk and chew gum
at the same time. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:44:50 -0400, "Scott Vernon" wrote this crap: Horvy, e-mail me and I'll explain to you how to do it. I know how to set word wrap. "Horvath" wrote Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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n
o "katysails" wrote in message ... Does everyone notice how Hor vath is always on the defens ive? How he has to rationalize e very action he takes? What an insecure fellow he is. And the name-calling...a bout as adole scent as it gets. I'm beginning to think that the picturres he lays claim to are real ly his father and that he is nothing other than a 12 year old boy who doesn't fir in woth his peers, so strives to fit in anywhere he lands. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails. tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Whatever....her stuff reads just fine, always has. Strikes me it's the
readers problem. Seahag Wally wrote in message ... katysails wrote: Horvath, Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I am replying to. Maybe so, but your text still extends as far as the window will allow (or beyond the window, if I understand Horvath correctly). Your output doesn't have the standard line length of something like 76 characters. I suggest you have a look at your plain text settings and change the encoding from "Quoted Printable" to "None". Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word wrap. I'm not sure that I agree with that. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML, A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain text, with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message formats available. -- Wally www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light. |
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Hahahahaha!!!
katysails wrote in message ... Does everyone notice how Hor vath is always on the defens ive? How he has to rationalize e very action he takes? What an insecure fellow he is. And the name-calling...a bout as adole scent as it gets. I'm beginning to think that the picturres he lays claim to are real ly his father and that he is nothing other than a 12 year old boy who doesn't fir in woth his peers, so strives to fit in anywhere he lands. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails. tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Seahag wrote:
Strikes me it's the readers problem. What makes you think that? -- Wally www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light. |
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Katy,
You are set up for "Quoted Printable", which will cause problems for many newsreaders. For example, my newsreader won't add a"" at the beginning of each line of your message. You should be able to change your settings quite easily. Click "Tools" - "Options" - "Send" - "Plain Text Settings"(in News Sending Format) Change the "Encode Using" from "Quoted Printable" to "none". Make sure that the "Indent the original text" box has a tick in it and select "" from the dropdown list. Click "OK", then "Apply", and we will have a happy Horry! Regards Donal -- "katysails" wrote in message ... Horvath, Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's. I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Wally...I'm not changing my settings to make Horvath's life any easier =
or more pleasant. Since when is being trolled supposed to be a pleasant = experience? He can suffer or he can put me on KF....either option is = equally agreeable to me. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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He using crayola. More like an Etch-a-sketch. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Seahag wrote: Strikes me it's the readers problem. What makes you think that? Cause if it bothers him so much he can kf ir delete...he is only = torturing hiimself by reading messages he has to enlarge his screen to = understand. Since they are always replies to his threads, I can only = assume that his narcissism is running away with himself. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 19:56:25 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Horvath, Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's. I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat..... Don't tell me what to do, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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and we will have a happy
Horry! And for what perverse reason would I want to make Horry happy? I know = what my settings are....it irritatees him...I have achieved my = goal....he has not taken the correct action....once I see he doesn't = respond to any of my posts anymore, then I will change my settings. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 02:25:03 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap: Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word wrap. I'm not sure that I agree with that. You are correct. She's an idiot. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML, A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain text, with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message formats available. You are correct. She's an idiot. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap: Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and out of shape. I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin. 32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you pull em hard enough. Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like you did in the marines. I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they are loose, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 20:32:46 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Does everyone notice how Hor vath is always on the defens ive? How he has to rationalize e very action he takes? What an insecure fellow he is. And the name-calling...a bout as adole scent as it gets. I'm beginning to think that the picturres he lays claim to are real ly his father and that he is nothing other than a 12 year old boy who doesn't fir in woth his peers, so strives to fit in anywhere he lands. But at least I know how to set word wrap at 79. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Who's that chubby little fellow standing drinking beer
with his gay pal in the photo at your picture site, then? S.Simon "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this crap: Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and out of shape. I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin. 32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you pull em hard enough. Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like you did in the marines. I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they are loose, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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