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I'm right a lot.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Ahah! Ganz is right. That proves you are a fag. You are implying I'm the object of your sexual fantasies by calling me an idiot. PERVERT! S.Simon - only likes females for sex partners. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 08:01:43 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote this crap: Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot! You're an idiot, too. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Show me the post Horass... you can't because, not only
are you a gay boy with tits to prove it, you're stupid and a liar. Hahahaha... you lost again as usual. So you're claiming now that you don't make telephone calls. Sure. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 09:04:17 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: Horass, You are clearly the idiot here. You've made multiple claims that I lied about owning a Cal 20. You did. You're a fatass, provided a pic, then tried to tell us you don't have tits and are thin. What pic were you drooling over? You tried to tell us that you have a female fiance, when it's pretty obvious that you like men. What makes you say that? Your homosexual fantasies? You make telephone calls late at night. Because of the medication I take, I can't even stay up late. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Why not offer to open up Neal's sail=20 so he can use the reefing tack cringles properly. Nah...leave the poor sorry old buzzard alone about his sails...if he = likes them, that's all that matters...it's not like he does that much = with them, anyway...and he'll probably never use the reef points so it's = kind of a moot point.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: That could be a while. So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you. I have to follow my destiny. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:29:16 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: Show me the post Horass... you can't because, not only are you a gay boy with tits to prove it, you're stupid and a liar. Hahahaha... you lost again as usual. You're wrong, again. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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katysails wrote:
I'm sure he doesn't think of Katy like that. He probably dreams of taking Katy sailing to a desert island, where they might live happily ever after!! Donal, you are one sick puppy....Suicide would be better...heck...SHARKS would be better than that (and we all know just how much I like SHARKS...) -- Yeah sharks! No sharks and jelly fish, yeah that's the ticket. Cheers Marty |
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If you like sharks, maybe Mooron can help? He's the official ng shark!!!
Regards Donal -- "katysails" wrote in message ... I'm sure he doesn't think of Katy like that. He probably dreams of taking Katy sailing to a desert island, where they might live happily ever after!! Donal, you are one sick puppy....Suicide would be better...heck...SHARKS would be better than that (and we all know just how much I like SHARKS...) -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Yeah sharks! No sharks and jelly fish, yeah that's the ticket.
Cheers Marty And barracuda.....and let's even throw in a moray or two.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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If you like sharks, maybe Mooron can help? He's the official ng =
shark!!! Regards Donal Wrong kind of shark...I do not care for the kind define as = Chondrichthyes...oron is pretty tame in comparison so there would = probably be little to dear.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Sure. Whatever you say. What a dumb****.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:29:16 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote this crap: Show me the post Horass... you can't because, not only are you a gay boy with tits to prove it, you're stupid and a liar. Hahahaha... you lost again as usual. You're wrong, again. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Yeah, your destiny is to someday graduate froim highschool.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: That could be a while. So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you. I have to follow my destiny. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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"katysails" wrote in message Wrong kind of shark...I do not care for the kind define as Chondrichthyes...oron is pretty tame in comparison so there would probably be little to dear.... Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white" CM |
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On 3 Oct 2003 11:13:05 GMT, Horvath wrote:
On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: That could be a while. So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you. I have to follow my destiny. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Me too. My destiny was to click on Agent's MESSAGE menu and select WORD WRAP. It took a lot of doing but I made it. LOL Mark Williams |
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Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-)
"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white" CM You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe = it.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Me BAD!
Believe It! I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white" CM You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe it.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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This is too much for Horass.
"Maynard G. Krebbs" wrote in message ... On 3 Oct 2003 11:13:05 GMT, Horvath wrote: On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:24:04 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: That could be a while. So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you. I have to follow my destiny. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe Me too. My destiny was to click on Agent's MESSAGE menu and select WORD WRAP. It took a lot of doing but I made it. LOL Mark Williams |
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On Fri, 3 Oct 2003 23:13:37 -0300, "Capt. Mooring Ball"
wrote this crap: Me BAD! Believe It! I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? You don't need insurance if you only sit on a mooring ball. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image forever!
Seahag Capt. Mooron wrote: Me BAD! Believe It! I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white" CM You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe it.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get??? You live in a socialized medicine country...why would you have = insurance? Or do you mean boat insurance? That, then, is not = bad...just dumb. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image =
forever! Seahag He probably crochets mukluks on Saturday night when the lights go down = low....I can see him now, sitting in the chair by the fireside, ball of = moose twine laying in the basket at his feet, crocheting away, a = Mackenzie wolf lying across his feet chewing on a tattered end of his = piecework. His bottle of Overproof sitting on the hearth to keep warm. = Little budgie in his cage chattering to keep him company. Yep. That's = the REAL Moron we know and love. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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What a wonderful, romantic, fantasy. I think you are in love - with the
ideal if not the real. "katysails" wrote in message ... You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image forever! Seahag He probably crochets mukluks on Saturday night when the lights go down low....I-- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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You, however, need a great deal of health insurance,
especially givin your weighty condition. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 3 Oct 2003 23:13:37 -0300, "Capt. Mooring Ball" wrote this crap: Me BAD! Believe It! I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? You don't need insurance if you only sit on a mooring ball. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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"katysails" wrote in message ... He probably crochets mukluks on Saturday night when the lights go down low....I can see him now, sitting in the chair by the fireside, ball of moose twine laying in the basket at his feet, crocheting away, a Mackenzie wolf lying across his feet chewing on a tattered end of his piecework. His bottle of Overproof sitting on the hearth to keep warm. Little budgie in his cage chattering to keep him company. Yep. That's the REAL Moron we know and love. Women!! Huh?? Regards Donal -- |
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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:40:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? You live in a socialized medicine country...why would you have insurance? Or do you mean boat insurance? That, then, is not bad...just dumb. No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Well, you certainly lead in being dumb.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:40:57 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? You live in a socialized medicine country...why would you have insurance? Or do you mean boat insurance? That, then, is not bad...just dumb. No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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What a wonderful, romantic, fantasy. I think you are in love - with the
ideal if not the real. nah....just trolling with a different line.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Women!! Huh?? Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap.
At least you're admitting it, now. People have told you how to set it = on Agent so stop blathering and go do it. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 09:22:05 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap. At least you're admitting it, now. People have told you how to set it on Agent so stop blathering and go do it. I have it set up correctly, dumbass. It's set for 79. The standard setting on old typewriters for line lenght was 80. But those of us who use newsgroups know that when you reply to a message, there is a little mark placed on the left of the quote. After replying several times, these marks build up and this messes up the word wrap, so we set our word wrap to 79 or less. I haven't hit the "enter" key, and my message is automatically set for the proper width, dumbass. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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my message is automatically set for the proper width
Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your = undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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At least twice a night I hope!
Cheers MC katysails wrote: Women!! Huh?? Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you.... |
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"katysails" wrote in message ... Women!! Huh?? Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you.... Oh pleassse ... yes! I've never been soliloquized before! Regards Donal -- |
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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 14:34:44 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: my message is automatically set for the proper width Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated... But at least my word wrap is correct. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn,booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
A soliloquy for Donal
Donal....should I muse upon the muse?
Or rather should I seek to be amused By his other-worldly charms? Do I dare trust his selkie ways, sliding through the Solent Sea Or take him at his word that he is, indeed, a man? Donal, the tea drinker, the bemused, the careful one, I will have to think on it awhile. "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture!
LP "Seahag" wrote: You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image forever! Seahag Capt. Mooron wrote: Me BAD! Believe It! I don't even have insurance! How reckless can you get??? CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white" CM You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe it.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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The only thing is correct is the fact that you are beyond
stupid. "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 14:34:44 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: my message is automatically set for the proper width Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated... But at least my word wrap is correct. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn,booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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Don't give up the day job.
;-P Cheers MC katysails wrote: Donal....should I muse upon the muse? Or rather should I seek to be amused By his other-worldly charms? Do I dare trust his selkie ways, sliding through the Solent Sea Or take him at his word that he is, indeed, a man? Donal, the tea drinker, the bemused, the careful one, I will have to think on it awhile. "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done.
CM "Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. . | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture! | | LP | | "Seahag" wrote: | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image | forever! | | Seahag | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | Me BAD! | Believe It! | | I don't even have insurance! | How reckless can you get??? | | CM | | | "katysails" wrote in message | ... | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) | | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear | And it shows them pearly white" | | CM | | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe | it.... | | -- | katysails | s/v Chanteuse | Kirie Elite 32 | http://katysails.tripod.com | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should | relax | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | | |
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I also have a rather unique photo of me dancing around a bonfire on my 40th
B-Day wearing a fur bikini and inflatable boobs..... you just had to be there. The photo is a little blurry .... but you can still make out the tongue tracks were the ladies licked 3/4 of a can of whipped cream off my muscular well tanned hide. We had just returned from a 3 week sail to the Lockhart River. Moderation is for Monks...... :-) CM "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done. | | CM | | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message | .. . | | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture! | | | | LP | | | | "Seahag" wrote: | | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image | | forever! | | | | Seahag | | | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | | | Me BAD! | | Believe It! | | | | I don't even have insurance! | | How reckless can you get??? | | | | CM | | | | | | "katysails" wrote in message | | ... | | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) | | | | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear | | And it shows them pearly white" | | | | CM | | | | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe | | it.... | | | | -- | | katysails | | s/v Chanteuse | | Kirie Elite 32 | | http://katysails.tripod.com | | | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should | | relax | | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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Sniveling wimp! "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... You're slightest wish is my most fervent desire.... consider it done. CM "Lady Pilot" wrote in message .. . | Oh really? Please Capt. Mooron, you must send me the picture! | | LP | | "Seahag" wrote: | You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image | forever! | | Seahag | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | Me BAD! | Believe It! | | I don't even have insurance! | How reckless can you get??? | | CM | | | "katysails" wrote in message | ... | Cue the theme song... "Mac the Knife"..... :-) | | "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear | And it shows them pearly white" | | CM | | You do like the pretend bad boy image, don't you? I don't believe | it.... | | -- | katysails | s/v Chanteuse | Kirie Elite 32 | http://katysails.tripod.com | | "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should | relax | and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein | | | | | | |
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