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Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his
read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to
the window?

I'm not using OE, dumbass.




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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!

S.Simon


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 02:25:03 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap:


Plain text in OE does not have word wrap,
only HTML has word wrap.

I'm not sure that I agree with that.

You are correct. She's an idiot.


Since you are having a problem with this, I
suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the
problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML,

A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain text,
with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message
formats available.

You are correct. She's an idiot.




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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!


Which fantasy is that?


Regards


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Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 19:56:25 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I
am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has
word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you
also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be
having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's.
I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump
time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat.....


Don't tell me what to do, dumbass.




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katysails wrote:
Wally...I'm not changing my settings to make Horvath's life any
easier or more pleasant. Since when is being trolled supposed to be
a pleasant experience? He can suffer or he can put me on
KF....either option is equally agreeable to me.

The word-wrap thing isn't a troll - your plain text settings are
non-standard. I have a feeling that the Quoted-Printable thing might also
have something to do with why other people's stuff quotes oddly when you
reply. Why not flip the setting and give it a try for a few messages?


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Horass, I mean Fatass, you're so fat that you have girly tits.
Your face is bloated, and your liver, according to you, is
damaged.

Also, we're really not interested in hearing about your loose-
fitting balloon pants.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:


Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and
out of shape.

I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I
run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin.

32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you
pull em hard enough.

Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like
you did in the marines.

I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they
are loose, dumbass.




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It must be his "girlfriend."

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Who's that chubby little fellow standing drinking beer
with his gay pal in the photo at your picture site, then?

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:


Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and
out of shape.

I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I
run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin.

32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you
pull em hard enough.

Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like
you did in the marines.

I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they
are loose, dumbass.




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Duhhh...

http://support.aznet.net/faqs/agent-18-smtp-auth.html
http://cws.internet.com/reviews/news-agent2.html

First two google entries.

But forgive Horass. He can't read.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his
read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to
the window?

I'm not using OE, dumbass.




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Horass,

You are clearly the idiot here.

You've made multiple claims that I lied about owning a Cal 20.
You're a fatass, provided a pic, then tried to tell us you don't
have tits and are thin.
You tried to tell us that you have a female fiance, when it's
pretty obvious that you like men.
You make telephone calls late at night.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 02:25:03 GMT, "Wally" wrote
this crap:


Plain text in OE does not have word wrap,
only HTML has word wrap.

I'm not sure that I agree with that.

You are correct. She's an idiot.


Since you are having a problem with this, I
suggest that you also use plain text and that will eliminate the
problem you seem to be having. You are obviously using HTML,

A quick look at his message properties will show that he's using plain
text,
with 7bit encoding - probably one of the most basic, frill-free message
formats available.

You are correct. She's an idiot.




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The one where Neal droolls and Katy slaps him stupid.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!


Which fantasy is that?


Regards


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Fatass...

She'll tell you what to do and you'll like it.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 19:56:25 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I
am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has
word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you
also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be
having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's.
I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump
time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat.....


Don't tell me what to do, dumbass.




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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 20:32:46 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Does everyone
notice how Hor
vath is always
on the defens
ive? How he has
to rationalize e
very action he
takes? What an
insecure fellow
he is. And the
name-calling...a
bout as adole
scent as it gets.
I'm beginning
to think that the
picturres he lays
claim to are real
ly his father and
that he is nothing
other than a 12
year old boy who
doesn't fir in woth
his peers, so strives
to fit in anywhere
he lands.


But at least I know how to set word wrap at 79.




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Donal wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!

Which fantasy is that?

Regards

Donal
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Donal you are one sick ******* if you want the details of Neals'
perverted carnal fantasies.

Cheers
Marty

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Donal wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an
idiot!

Which fantasy is that?

Regards

Donal
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Donal you are one sick ******* if you want the details of Neals'
perverted carnal fantasies.



I'm sure he doesn't think of Katy like that. He probably dreams of taking
Katy sailing to a desert island, where they might live happily ever after!!
Ahhhh!


Regards


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CAT-FIGHT!!!!!

CM

"NH_/)_" wrote in message
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| sniffing cat **** to long
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:11:41 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

and we will have a happy
Horry!
And for what perverse reason would I want to make Horry happy? I know what my settings are....it irritatees him...I have achieved my goal....he has not taken the correct action....once I see he doesn't respond to any of my posts anymore, then I will change my settings.


That could be a while.




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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:55:38 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Who's that chubby little fellow standing drinking beer
with his gay pal in the photo at your picture site, then?

Don't know. I don't have a picture site. I don't have any gay pals.
And I don't drink. You've obviously confused me with someone else.




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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:56:49 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!

For sending, dumbass.




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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 09:00:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Duhhh...

http://supportsmtp-auth.html
http:nt2.html

First two google entries.

We don't want to see your gay porn pics.




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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 08:01:43 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!

You're an idiot, too.




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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 09:04:17 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass,

You are clearly the idiot here.

You've made multiple claims that I lied about owning a Cal 20.

You did.

You're a fatass, provided a pic, then tried to tell us you don't
have tits and are thin.

What pic were you drooling over?

You tried to tell us that you have a female fiance, when it's
pretty obvious that you like men.

What makes you say that? Your homosexual fantasies?

You make telephone calls late at night.

Because of the medication I take, I can't even stay up late.




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Ahah! Ganz is right. That proves you are a fag. You are implying
I'm the object of your sexual fantasies by calling me an idiot.

PERVERT!

S.Simon - only likes females for sex partners.


"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 08:01:43 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!

You're an idiot, too.




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Why not flip the setting and give it a try for a few messages?
\
Because it bugs you. And I have nothing better to do at this moment in =
time than to bug you. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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That could be a while.

So be it....live with it, then. You could have made Wally a very happy =
person by not responding and now he will have to suffer because of you. =


--=20
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s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

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katysails wrote:
Why not flip the setting and give it a try for a few messages?

Because it bugs you. And I have nothing better to do at this moment
in time than to bug you.

In that case, have fun.


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I'm sure he doesn't think of Katy like that. He probably dreams of =
taking
Katy sailing to a desert island, where they might live happily ever =
after!!

Donal, you are one sick puppy....Suicide would be better...heck...SHARKS =
would be better than that (and we all know just how much I like =
SHARKS...)

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

I beg your pardon...I have never ever been anywhere near your =
underwear....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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She'll tell you what to do and you'll like it.

I hope not..that would defeat the purpose...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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But at least I know how to set word wrap at 79.

Mine's set at 76, dopey. Fix your reader.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

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what a twit you are ----HAAHAHAHAH

NH _/)_


"katysails" wrote in message
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Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

I beg your pardon...I have never ever been anywhere near your underwear....

--
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In that case, have fun.

Thank you.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

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katysails wrote:

In that case, have fun.

Thank you.

It was a pleasure.


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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Don't worry what she says or does she's been
sniffing cat **** to long

NH_/)_

I beg your pardon...I have never ever been anywhere near your underwear....

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what a twit you are ----

Are you really that dim or do you think that you are using some kind of =
feminine wiles here? My vote's for dim....maybe not even 25 watts....

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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Cheers MC

Naw....more like RRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
Take on a big cat and you'll suffer from slash marks for quite a =
while....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
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Oh yes, that slashing thing again. Why not offer to open up Neal's sail
so he can use the reefing tack cringles properly.

;-P

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Cheers MC

Naw....more like RRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
Take on a big cat and you'll suffer from slash marks for quite a while....

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Yeah, he confused you with a fat, stupid guy who drives
a crap sailboat. I can see how that would happen.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:55:38 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Who's that chubby little fellow standing drinking beer
with his gay pal in the photo at your picture site, then?

Don't know. I don't have a picture site. I don't have any gay pals.
And I don't drink. You've obviously confused me with someone else.




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Are you really that stupid?? I guess so!

You lost again tit boy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:56:49 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


Forte Agent also has word wrap for reading, putz!

For sending, dumbass.




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Then why do you keep posting them?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 09:00:38 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Duhhh...

http://supportsmtp-auth.html
http:nt2.html

First two google entries.

We don't want to see your gay porn pics.




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I'm telling you Horass, you're an expert on being stupid.
There's no argument there..

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 08:01:43 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Don't you be calling the object of one of my sexual fantasies an idiot!

You're an idiot, too.




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