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jlrogers October 4th 03 04:09 PM

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What a wonderful, romantic, fantasy. I think you are in love - with the
ideal if not the real.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You sent the photo with the little birdie, blew the bad boy image forever!

Seahag

He probably crochets mukluks on Saturday night when the lights go down
low....I--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Jonathan Ganz October 4th 03 06:04 PM

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You, however, need a great deal of health insurance,
especially givin your weighty condition.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Fri, 3 Oct 2003 23:13:37 -0300, "Capt. Mooring Ball"
wrote this crap:

Me BAD!
Believe It!

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???


You don't need insurance if you only sit on a mooring ball.




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Donal October 4th 03 11:12 PM

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"katysails" wrote in message
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He probably crochets mukluks on Saturday night when the lights go down
low....I can see him now, sitting in the chair by the fireside, ball of
moose twine laying in the basket at his feet, crocheting away, a Mackenzie
wolf lying across his feet chewing on a tattered end of his piecework. His
bottle of Overproof sitting on the hearth to keep warm. Little budgie in
his cage chattering to keep him company. Yep. That's the REAL Moron we
know and love.

Women!! Huh??



Regards

Donal
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Horvath October 5th 03 01:22 AM

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On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:40:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???

You live in a socialized medicine country...why would you have insurance? Or do you mean boat insurance? That, then, is not bad...just dumb.



No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap.




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Jonathan Ganz October 5th 03 03:40 AM

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Well, you certainly lead in being dumb.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 4 Oct 2003 10:40:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I don't even have insurance!
How reckless can you get???

You live in a socialized medicine country...why would you have insurance?

Or do you mean boat insurance? That, then, is not bad...just dumb.


No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap.




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katysails October 5th 03 02:06 PM

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What a wonderful, romantic, fantasy. I think you are in love - with the
ideal if not the real.

nah....just trolling with a different line....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 5th 03 02:08 PM

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Women!! Huh??


Watch it, Donal, or I'll soliloquize about you....
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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 5th 03 02:22 PM

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No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap.

At least you're admitting it, now. People have told you how to set it =
on Agent so stop blathering and go do it.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath October 5th 03 05:33 PM

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On Sun, 5 Oct 2003 09:22:05 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

No. Dumb is not knowing how to set word wrap.

At least you're admitting it, now. People have told you how to set it on Agent so stop blathering and go do it.


I have it set up correctly, dumbass. It's set for 79. The standard
setting on old typewriters for line lenght was 80. But those of us
who use newsgroups know that when you reply to a message, there is a
little mark placed on the left of the quote. After replying several
times, these marks build up and this messes up the word wrap, so we
set our word wrap to 79 or less. I haven't hit the "enter" key, and
my message is automatically set for the proper width, dumbass.




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katysails October 5th 03 07:34 PM

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my message is automatically set for the proper width

Obviously not since you're still having problems....Better untwist your =
undies, you are beginning to sound frustrated...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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