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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 05:09 PM

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You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon.
They really made you look fem.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .


I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model.




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Jonathan Ganz October 1st 03 05:09 PM

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Well, you're unemployed, so I guess we can conclude
that you're stupid.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit

and our pedantry....

Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap.




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Martin Baxter October 1st 03 05:10 PM

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Simple Simon wrote:

And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his
read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to
the window?

Duh!

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ...
Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry....

Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap.


Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap
incooming messages..............

Cheers
Marty


Deja vu?

Cheers
Marty

katysails October 2nd 03 12:56 AM

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Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that =
I am replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML =
has word wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that =
you also use plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to =
be having. You are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for =
ng's. I'm really sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the =
umpty-bump time,. Your learning curve seems to be slightly flat.....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 2nd 03 12:59 AM

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Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap
incoming messages..............

Cheers
Marty

We've all explained this to him. He just stamps his little footie and =
pouts because the rest of the world won't do it his way. Really turning =
into a wah-wah baby boy (?)
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jonathan Ganz October 2nd 03 01:04 AM

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I think it's in negative territory and getting worse.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Horvath,
Just a note: I am set up for plain text with return in the format that I am
replying to. Plain text in OE does not have word wrap, only HTML has word
wrap. Since you are having a problem with this, I suggest that you also use
plain text and that will eliminate the problem you seem to be having. You
are obviously using HTML, a very inefficient format for ng's. I'm really
sorry that I have to explain all this to you for the umpty-bump time,. Your
learning curve seems to be slightly flat.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Horvath October 2nd 03 01:06 AM

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 09:09:22 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

You were? I think you should sue the plastic surgeon.
They really made you look fem.


Do you have to keep posting your homosexual fantasies?


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:10:53 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

They certainly won't hire us for our looks . . .


I was hired for my looks. I was a New York fashion model.




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Horvath October 2nd 03 01:08 AM

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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 08:46:19 -0400, Martin Baxter
wrote this crap:

Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:55:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Wow...;ots of talent in this group...People should hire us for our wit and our pedantry....


Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap.


Or anyone too stupid to tell his newsreader to automatically wrap
incooming messages..............


With Agent, you can't automatically wrap incoming messages, dumbass.





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Horvath October 2nd 03 01:10 AM

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:17:02 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:


And what about somebody who's too stupid to set his
read parameters so long lines automatically wrap to
the window?


I'm not using OE, dumbass.




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Horvath October 2nd 03 01:11 AM

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:44:50 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

Horvy, e-mail me and I'll explain to you how to do it.


I know how to set word wrap.



"Horvath" wrote

Nobody would hire anyone too stupid to set word wrap.






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