Thanks Katy! Didn't think anyone would actually answer the question!
Mike

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hair dryer and scraper and then Goo-Gone....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

OOOOOOPS.
Mike

You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your backside?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

There's no foot up his backside but the foot in his mouth was causing some
concern.

Lady B.

"katysails" wrote:

You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your
backside?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Guilty as charged...
Mike

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Ha Ha ha ha...... You Salty Dog You!

CM

"Mike" wrote in message
...
| OOOOOOPS.
| Mike
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
| ...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way
was
| to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
| deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
| want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in
| my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two
hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and
wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear
over,
| and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening
| to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at
| a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
| "new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

Enjoy Life you two... it's supposed to be fun. ;-D

CM



"Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| There's no foot up his backside but the foot in his mouth was causing some
| concern.
|
| Lady B.
|
| "katysails" wrote:
|
| You going to remove the foot from your mouth first or the one up your
| backside?
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|
|
|

Why on Earth would I be jealous of any vessel that is
too large to be practical?

Not only that but a center cockpit sailboat is a joke.
Talk about catering to women. That's what a center
cockpit is all about. It enables one to walk under the
cockpit to the boudoir from the kitchen. Boats like
this are designed strictly with the little woman in mind.

You embarrass yourself by posting pictures of a
woman's boat because it indicates that you think like
one and probably sail like one. Get out the Favor
wood polish, Michelle, because you're gonna need
it.

Bwwaaaaaah a a h hahhahh!

And, what are you doing using Lady Sailors computer?
I though she dumped you.

"Lady Sailor" wrote in message ...
I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
boathandling skills of the average woman.
Your best pal,
Mike

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.


"Mike" wrote in message
...
I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was to
get
old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to deal
with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new documentation
papers
say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before operating
the
boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
Ensenada
across the border into the US.

By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to sail
that
50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd want
to
do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all the
beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me at
home),
the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting in my
way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
trips,
among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can sail
that
great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
without
the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over, and
the
natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick) listening to
some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
coastline,
well, it's almost worth it.
I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring at a
computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment available
in
the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my "new"
boat.
Life's a beach, then you go sailing,

Mike
www.sailinglinks.com

Get out the Favor
wood polish, Michelle, because you're gonna need
it.

Bwhahahahahahaha!!! hahahaha!

RB

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

| Talk about catering to women.

Yeah Cappy... let's talk about that shall we?

CM

You're not just hooked .... you're "gut jigged" on this Cappy.....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was
to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,
and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
"new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

I'm so right-on with respect to this topic that it
even scares me a little. 'Trash' is probably
crying in his instant coffee right now over being
exposed for the browbeaten wimp that he is
showing himself to be.

Lady B. and he certainly make a good couple.
Two losers like peas in a pod. Disgusting!


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
You're not just hooked .... you're "gut jigged" on this Cappy.....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Ahhh! I get it now. What a pussy whipped, sad excuse
| for a man. You went out and bought a woman's boat
| just so you could crawl your way back into the life
| of the woman who dumped you. Ha ha aha h ha hah a!
| What a sissy. What a wimp! What a colossal loser to
| crawl on your hands and knees with offerings of a
| boat that would only impress a woman.
|
| You have compromised yourself because you know
| what a real sailboat is and you definitely bought a boat
| that is only a real opportunity to glom back onto a
| Barbie brained woman who rejected you. Real men
| don't grovel, you putz!
|
|
| "Lady Sailor" wrote in message
...
| I smell jealousy, Neal. What's "too large" when she can be easily
| singlehanded by a woman? Oh, I forgot, you don't have the sailing or
| boathandling skills of the average woman.
| Your best pal,
| Mike
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| Nice-looking boat but too large to be practical.
|
|
| "Mike" wrote in message
| ...
| I know it's been covered, but I don't remember what the best way was
to
| get
| old names off transoms. I have paint as well as vinyl stickies to
deal
| with. Was it oven cleaner that was suggested? The new
documentation
| papers
| say I need to get the name and hailing port changed "before
operating
| the
| boat" which will be in a couple of weeks when I bring her up from
| Ensenada
| across the border into the US.
|
| By the way, in case you were wondering. It's OK getting paid to
sail
| that
| 50' catamaran up and down the coast all day, but I don't think I'd
want
| to
| do it more than this one season. There's the distraction from all
the
| beautiful, scantily clad women (I have the best one waiting for me
at
| home),
| the irritation from the darn dolphins and sea lions always getting
in my
| way, and the people insulting me by offering $100 tips for two hour
| trips,
| among other things, that really kind of spoil it. But when I can
sail
| that
| great heavy barge 5 knots for hours, dead down wind, wing and wing,
| without
| the need for a whisker pole or preventer (main traveled clear over,
and
| the
| natural spread of the genoa sheeting point doing the trick)
listening to
| some good reggae and soaking up the beauty of the Santa Barbara
| coastline,
| well, it's almost worth it.
| I really do miss the long hours cooped up in a tiny office staring
at a
| computer screen and having you all as the only entertainment
available
| in
| the midst of stress-filled days, honest!
| Thanks in advance for any ideas about getting the old name off my
"new"
| boat.
| Life's a beach, then you go sailing,
|
| Mike
| www.sailinglinks.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|