Don't stop so suddenly with your pants down.

See? Not a word and he's back to the same old gay stuff!

Gay Ganzy shows so little imagination the poor sod calls me "Gay Robert Brody."
Gee, that's catchy.
Let me help him out....how about Boy Banger Bob or Boy George Brody?
Show some spirit, man, and I won't ignore most of your lame trolls!

RB

Why would that be? Does the owner's stupidity or arrogance increase with
boat size?

The world is filled with people who sail, but can't sail.
Have a chat with Scotty, Ganzy, Donal and others and you'll quickly gather what
I mean. These types rely on magazines and watching Captain Ron to design their
sailing ideals.

RB

Ganz, allow me to help you out. Here's a few originals to
choose from. I hope this helps.

back door boogie Brody
Back passage Booby
bahookie banging Bobsprit
bald man munching Brody
batty-boy Booby
beef bayonet swallowing Brody
berry Booby
blow job Brody
Bologna bop Brody
brass eye Booby
big brown eye bopper Brody
buffty Brody
bum bandit Brody
bum chum Booby
bung hole Bobsprit
bomb bay Brody
bum slammer Brody


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Don't stop so suddenly with your pants down.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I can imagine it would be quite scary with boats that are big, expensive
and
slow to stop.

I tend to worry about the "other guy" more.
RB

HEH!!!! .....don't be dissin' Capt Ron!!! There's some great lines in
that movie!!

"Diesels like their oil like sailors like their rum". "Why is that Capt.
Ron?"... "Nobody knows!"
"Your a Natural..."

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

watching Captain Ron to design their
| sailing ideals.

Nutsy,

I've never seen a pictre of you when you haven't had our sails drawn in
tight.

The looks of the waves, The action of the flag. you can't be working up
wind. No boat can be working that high to the wind.

I said it the first time I seen the picture said you were motoring. Do
I have to say down wind.

You really aren't fooling anyone but yourself

And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.

OT

The first few months I had my last boat I could not keep the engine
running reliably. Turned out to be a carb problem but in the time I
spent figuring it out my sailing skills improved immensely. I learned
to tack up an extremely narrow channel, and dock under sail in a slip
with a finger pier on one side and a neighboring boat on the other,
both fore and aft first.

You want to become a better sailor, disable your engine. However, it
will make your neighbor nervous at first.




On Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:11:27 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



What every, single,, solitary so-called sailor
does to ruin their docking under sail efforts
is to do it with the engine running, 'just in case'.

Nothing spoils a seamanlike job of sailing a
vessel into her berth while having that exhaust
outlet spurting water and smelly diesel fumes.

Real sailors don't need a motor running and at
the ready. There is only ONE reason for a motor
on a sailboat and that is when there is no wind.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
I understand that the abundance of photos you post of sailing is for our
enjoyment and not to validate your abilities Bob...... BUT........ Mr.
Murphy will insist that each time you dock under sail flawlessly there will
be none to witness the event... but should you screw up a dozen will be on
hand to share the joy. I just happened to be quite proud of the fact that I
not only docked a charter boat on which I had no previous experience in
close maneuvering... but I actually had the good fortune to do it while a
large group of people watched.

I merely commented because I know your past opinion on docking under sail
as being considered a dangerous and risky affair and not to be undertaken by
anyone. I'm glad experience has taught you different. Like MOB drills...
docking under sail drills are required to compliment a well rounded set of
sailing skills.


CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| several 90 degree turns and a
| tight area with over a dozen eye witnesses.
|
| I'm afraid I don't require eyewitnesses to know that my boat handling is
| superb.
|
| RB

"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.


Ole Thom! Please do NOT tell Bob that his posts are boring!


He is under the illusion that we are interested in his sailing exploits.
Just humour him.

After all, what have you to gain by insulting a fat, unemployed, second rate
script writer from New York?


The answer is, of course.... nothing! That's why I complimented Bob by
suggesting that he was a *second* rate writer!


We only have one life. We should take this opportunity to spread happiness.
That's why I am proud to boost Bobsprit's ego by saying "You are a second
rate script writer." I really believe that a white lie is forgivable, if
you tell it for fundamentally good reasons.

It's my Christian duty to be kind to him...... and he really could be a
second rate script writer with a little improvement (I think).


Regards


Donal
--

You are most kind. I would have called him a third rate writer and hope
that it would achieve similar results. It worries me that such
encouragement of incompetance may lead to complacency. After complacency
comes sloth and he already saeems to have plenty of that except when
reaching for food. Perhaps I should try to compliment him on his ability
to not drip grease on his decks -or does he?

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...

And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.



Ole Thom! Please do NOT tell Bob that his posts are boring!


He is under the illusion that we are interested in his sailing exploits.
Just humour him.

After all, what have you to gain by insulting a fat, unemployed, second rate
script writer from New York?


The answer is, of course.... nothing! That's why I complimented Bob by
suggesting that he was a *second* rate writer!


We only have one life. We should take this opportunity to spread happiness.
That's why I am proud to boost Bobsprit's ego by saying "You are a second
rate script writer." I really believe that a white lie is forgivable, if
you tell it for fundamentally good reasons.

It's my Christian duty to be kind to him...... and he really could be a
second rate script writer with a little improvement (I think).


Regards


Donal
--

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
You are most kind. I would have called him a third rate writer and hope
that it would achieve similar results. It worries me that such
encouragement of incompetance may lead to complacency. After complacency
comes sloth and he already saeems to have plenty of that except when
reaching for food. Perhaps I should try to compliment him on his ability
to not drip grease on his decks -or does he?

I am not a scientist. How much lard can one carry before one begins to
drip?



Perhaps Gilligan can answer this scientific question!




Regards


Donal
--

"Bobsprit" wrote ...

She's a bit shy of docking.

she's seen the damage you caused, eh?