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HK August 12th 08 02:58 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Eisboch wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Aug 12, 7:48 am, hk wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)

Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is
an expression of confidence and refined character—a true American
classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss,
sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two
different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy."

Certainly the scent for you two pussies.

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."


Harry, the person who thinks he so refined and cultured..........Old
Spice......

What's the matter with Old Spice? I am down to my last case.

Eisboch




Yeah, really. Old Spice is a manly scent.



--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

Don White August 12th 08 03:03 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
On Aug 12, 7:48 am, hk wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:


On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:


Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)


Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is
an expression of confidence and refined character-a true American
classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss,
sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two
different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy."

Certainly the scent for you two pussies.

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."


Harry, the person who thinks he so refined and cultured..........Old
Spice......

What's the matter with Old Spice? I am down to my last case.

Eisboch


I haven't worn smelly stuff in years.
They outlawed it at work way back in the 80s' so you don't notice much in
the way of perfume/cologne around here.



Don White August 12th 08 03:08 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"BAR" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message

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I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........
My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies
wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted
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Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)
That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if
it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!



Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a
bright smile................


"if she throught", is that an example of the Queen's English or did you
come up with that all by yourself.


English this, queen boy!



[email protected] August 12th 08 03:13 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 9:39*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:58 am, hk wrote:





wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39 am, John H. wrote:


On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk
wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.
We agree on that at least. :)
Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar...
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...
Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer
it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part
with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..


http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046


Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)


This is getting funnier and funnier.


Gotta agree with you.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yeah, you and harry are buds.. next shall we expect you to call our
wives fat and chubby.. Mabey you could get a little vulgar about it
too, maybe post some pics that are disrespectful to your wife and
neighbors?? pffffttt........

HK August 12th 08 03:39 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:39 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:58 am, hk wrote:





wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39 am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk
wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.
We agree on that at least. :)
Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...
Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer
it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part
with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..
http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046
Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)
This is getting funnier and funnier.

Gotta agree with you.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yeah, you and harry are buds.. next shall we expect you to call our
wives fat and chubby.. Mabey you could get a little vulgar about it
too, maybe post some pics that are disrespectful to your wife and
neighbors?? pffffttt........



You're the one who said you and your wife wear the same clothes as when
you got married. If she's wearing yours, what else could she be?




--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

JimH[_2_] August 12th 08 03:43 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 10:13*am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:39*am, "Eisboch" wrote:



On Aug 12, 8:58 am, hk wrote:


wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39 am, John H. wrote:


On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk
wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.
We agree on that at least. :)
Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...
Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer
it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part
with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..


http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046


Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)


This is getting funnier and funnier.


Gotta agree with you.


Eisboch- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Yeah, you and harry are buds.. next shall we expect you to call our
wives fat and chubby.. Mabey you could get a little vulgar about it
too, maybe post some pics that are disrespectful to your wife and
neighbors?? * *pffffttt........


Want some cheese with that whine?

[email protected] August 12th 08 03:48 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 9:41*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Aug 12, 7:48 am, hk wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:


On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:


Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)


Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is
an expression of confidence and refined character—a true American
classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss,
sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two
different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy."


Certainly the scent for you two pussies.


--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."


Harry, the person who thinks he so refined and cultured..........Old
Spice......

What's the matter with Old Spice? * I am down to my last case.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You mean besides it's nasty smell?
Reminds me too much of my grandfather.
My wife says something every time she walks by some old goat in a
store that's slathered up in old spice.

[email protected] August 12th 08 03:49 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 10:43*am, JimH wrote:
On Aug 12, 10:13*am, wrote:





On Aug 12, 9:39*am, "Eisboch" wrote:


On Aug 12, 8:58 am, hk wrote:


wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39 am, John H. wrote:


On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk
wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.
We agree on that at least. :)
Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...
Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer
it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part
with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this...


http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046


Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)


This is getting funnier and funnier.


Gotta agree with you.


Eisboch- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Yeah, you and harry are buds.. next shall we expect you to call our
wives fat and chubby.. Mabey you could get a little vulgar about it
too, maybe post some pics that are disrespectful to your wife and
neighbors?? * *pffffttt........


Want some cheese with that whine?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That's great, the biggest whiner here talking about someone else
whining....just precious.

HK August 12th 08 03:56 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
JimH wrote:
On Aug 12, 10:13 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:39 am, "Eisboch" wrote:



On Aug 12, 8:58 am, hk wrote:
wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39 am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk
wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.
We agree on that at least. :)
Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...
Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer
it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part
with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..
http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046
Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)
This is getting funnier and funnier.
Gotta agree with you.
Eisboch- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Yeah, you and harry are buds.. next shall we expect you to call our
wives fat and chubby.. Mabey you could get a little vulgar about it
too, maybe post some pics that are disrespectful to your wife and
neighbors?? pffffttt........


Want some cheese with that whine?


***


I'll bet these boys put a scent-filled sachet in their underwear drawers.

If they bathed more often, perhaps their wives wouldn't be telling them
to put on more perfume.

In the good old days, our ancestors burned incense to conceal the awful
odors of their surroundings. Perhaps JustWait, Herring, and the rest of
the little schitts should smoke incense.

[email protected] August 12th 08 04:17 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 10:56*am, hk wrote:
JimH wrote:
On Aug 12, 10:13 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:39 am, "Eisboch" wrote:


On Aug 12, 8:58 am, hk wrote:
wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39 am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk
wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.
We agree on that at least. :)
Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...
Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer
it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part
with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..
http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046
Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)
This is getting funnier and funnier.
Gotta agree with you.
Eisboch- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Yeah, you and harry are buds.. next shall we expect you to call our
wives fat and chubby.. Mabey you could get a little vulgar about it
too, maybe post some pics that are disrespectful to your wife and
neighbors?? * *pffffttt........


Want some cheese with that whine?


***

I'll bet these boys put a scent-filled sachet in their underwear drawers.

If they bathed more often, perhaps their wives wouldn't be telling them
to put on more perfume.

In the good old days, our ancestors burned incense to conceal the awful
odors of their surroundings. Perhaps JustWait, Herring, and the rest of
the little schitts should smoke incense.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


THAT's why you like that nasty old spice.
Pssst, for your information, I've never, ever met a woman who
1. Liked the smell of Old Spice
2. Didn't like her man to use a little *decent* cologne.


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