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HK August 9th 08 04:59 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Larry wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in
:

Hah.

You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.

Mrs. Wave was not amused.



If your wife hollars out, "Come get this transmission out of the bathtub!
I wanna take a bath!"......You might be a redneck.....

Geoff Foxworthy....(c;



A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.



--
Republicans - They Take Special Pride in their Ignorance.

[email protected] August 9th 08 05:57 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 11:59*am, hk wrote:
Larry wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in
:


Hah.


You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.


Mrs. Wave was not amused.


If your wife hollars out, "Come get this transmission out of the bathtub! *
I wanna take a bath!"......You might be a redneck.....


Geoff Foxworthy....(c;


A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.

--
Republicans - They Take Special Pride in their Ignorance.- Hide quoted text -

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Bigot.

Vic Smith August 9th 08 10:10 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:



Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic

Vic Smith August 9th 08 10:14 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:59:27 -0400, hk wrote:


A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.


Nope, just a galvanized washtub, filled by hoisting a bucket from the
well, and let it sit in the sun a while to warm up.
Ozarks - 1950's. Red Foley and hominy grits.

--Vic

[email protected] August 9th 08 10:18 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...

Vic Smith August 9th 08 10:39 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 5:10?pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. ?My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. ?Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


I been wearing stink a few days now. For the hell of it I'll take a
bath and go get some of that stuff. Wife is coming back Friday after
3 weeks in Poland. She'll probably just want to sleep after the
flight, so maybe that Grey Flannel stuff will change her mind.
I'll stay out of bars in the meantime to keep from getting assaulted
by the wrong woman. Thanks for the tip.

--Vic


Larry August 10th 08 12:53 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
hk wrote in
:

A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.




He wouldn't take baths because he just came in from the pool:

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/redneckpool.jpg


HK August 10th 08 01:04 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Larry wrote:
hk wrote in
:

A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.




He wouldn't take baths because he just came in from the pool:

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/redneckpool.jpg



That water is much too clean.



--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

John H.[_5_] August 10th 08 02:18 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


Do they carry it in Wal Mart or Home Depot? I'll be damned if I'm going
into Target (that's 'tar-jay') to get some.

[email protected] August 10th 08 02:34 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 9:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:


On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.


--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. *Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


Do they carry it in Wal Mart or Home Depot? I'll be damned if I'm going
into Target (that's 'tar-jay') to get some.- Hide quoted text -

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The last time I stocked up was around Christmas at a large chain
pharmacy (CVS). A lot of places carry it, I have seen it at J.C.
Pennys and such too. Beane is pretty well known, you should have
little trouble finding it at any fragrance counter...;)


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