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John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:19 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!


Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!

HK August 12th 08 01:22 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!



In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)







--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. August 12th 08 01:27 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
hk wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!



In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)


This does sound a tad bit homophobic.

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:29 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:22:17 -0400, hk wrote:

Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!



In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)


I wish I had done everything there was to do in this world. But then
there'd be little to look forward to.

Tim August 12th 08 01:30 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 7:22*am, hk wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.


And, they're mine!


In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."


"fruity coloogne"

That's the way I'd describe most Avon products. Same scent,
different label.

[email protected] August 12th 08 01:30 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...

HK August 12th 08 01:34 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...



A vial for the vile...how aromatic.



--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:39 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...


Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part with
my Brut though.

[email protected] August 12th 08 01:50 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 8:39*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...


Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..

http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046

Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)

[email protected] August 12th 08 01:52 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 8:50*am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39*am, John H. wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:


On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...


Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..

http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046

Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)


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