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[email protected] August 9th 08 03:41 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Jim August 9th 08 03:50 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.

Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........



Mike[_6_] August 9th 08 05:21 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.

Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........





[email protected] August 9th 08 05:55 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 12:21*am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message

...





wrote in message
....
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.

Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)

Larry August 9th 08 06:20 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Tim August 9th 08 08:41 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Old Spice!

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 9th 08 12:03 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 19:41:26 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Hah.

You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.

Mrs. Wave was not amused.

John H.[_5_] August 9th 08 02:23 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!

Don White August 9th 08 03:55 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Larry" wrote in message
...
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. She'd
be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? It was rarely that anything excited her, especially
about
me. I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Guess that leaves out our resident prima donna, ... Smithers.



Larry August 9th 08 04:34 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in
:

Hah.

You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.

Mrs. Wave was not amused.



If your wife hollars out, "Come get this transmission out of the bathtub!
I wanna take a bath!"......You might be a redneck.....

Geoff Foxworthy....(c;


HK August 9th 08 04:59 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Larry wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in
:

Hah.

You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.

Mrs. Wave was not amused.



If your wife hollars out, "Come get this transmission out of the bathtub!
I wanna take a bath!"......You might be a redneck.....

Geoff Foxworthy....(c;



A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.



--
Republicans - They Take Special Pride in their Ignorance.

[email protected] August 9th 08 05:57 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 11:59*am, hk wrote:
Larry wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in
:


Hah.


You should have seen what happened when I soaked the barrell of my .50
cal black powder rifle in the bath tub.


Mrs. Wave was not amused.


If your wife hollars out, "Come get this transmission out of the bathtub! *
I wanna take a bath!"......You might be a redneck.....


Geoff Foxworthy....(c;


A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.

--
Republicans - They Take Special Pride in their Ignorance.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Bigot.

Vic Smith August 9th 08 10:10 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:



Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic

Vic Smith August 9th 08 10:14 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:59:27 -0400, hk wrote:


A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.


Nope, just a galvanized washtub, filled by hoisting a bucket from the
well, and let it sit in the sun a while to warm up.
Ozarks - 1950's. Red Foley and hominy grits.

--Vic

[email protected] August 9th 08 10:18 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...

Vic Smith August 9th 08 10:39 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 5:10?pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. ?My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. ?Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


I been wearing stink a few days now. For the hell of it I'll take a
bath and go get some of that stuff. Wife is coming back Friday after
3 weeks in Poland. She'll probably just want to sleep after the
flight, so maybe that Grey Flannel stuff will change her mind.
I'll stay out of bars in the meantime to keep from getting assaulted
by the wrong woman. Thanks for the tip.

--Vic


Larry August 10th 08 12:53 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
hk wrote in
:

A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.




He wouldn't take baths because he just came in from the pool:

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/redneckpool.jpg


HK August 10th 08 01:04 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Larry wrote:
hk wrote in
:

A real redneck would not have a bathtub...he'd use the galvanized metal
hog trough.




He wouldn't take baths because he just came in from the pool:

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/redneckpool.jpg



That water is much too clean.



--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

John H.[_5_] August 10th 08 02:18 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.

--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


Do they carry it in Wal Mart or Home Depot? I'll be damned if I'm going
into Target (that's 'tar-jay') to get some.

[email protected] August 10th 08 02:34 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 9:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:


On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.


--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. *Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


Do they carry it in Wal Mart or Home Depot? I'll be damned if I'm going
into Target (that's 'tar-jay') to get some.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


The last time I stocked up was around Christmas at a large chain
pharmacy (CVS). A lot of places carry it, I have seen it at J.C.
Pennys and such too. Beane is pretty well known, you should have
little trouble finding it at any fragrance counter...;)

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 10th 08 03:04 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 18:34:15 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 9:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:


On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.


--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. *Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


Do they carry it in Wal Mart or Home Depot? I'll be damned if I'm going
into Target (that's 'tar-jay') to get some.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


The last time I stocked up was around Christmas at a large chain
pharmacy (CVS). A lot of places carry it, I have seen it at J.C.
Pennys and such too. Beane is pretty well known, you should have
little trouble finding it at any fragrance counter...;)


If you buy this stuff in bulk, how come every time we go fishing, my
truck smells like a wet dog that just finished rolling in cow flops?

Hmmmm? :)

[email protected] August 10th 08 03:06 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 9, 10:04*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 18:34:15 -0700 (PDT),





wrote:
On Aug 9, 9:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:18:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:


On Aug 9, 5:10*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H.
wrote:


On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


LOL. *My wife has thrown a lot of that stuff away.
Kind of liked it myself. *Burned your face real good after a shave.


--Vic


Seriously, if you really like to wear stink, I don't very often. Try a
small bottle of Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane. I get more comments
from folks who like it than any other I have ever worn.. *Your wife
will love it, and so will most folks you run into out there...


Do they carry it in Wal Mart or Home Depot? I'll be damned if I'm going
into Target (that's 'tar-jay') to get some.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


The last time I stocked up was around Christmas at a large chain
pharmacy (CVS). A lot of places carry it, I have seen it at J.C.
Pennys and such too. Beane is pretty well known, you should have
little trouble finding it at any fragrance counter...;)


If you buy this stuff in bulk, how come every time we go fishing, my
truck smells like a wet dog that just finished rolling in cow flops?

Hmmmm? * :)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Mabey you should take a whiff "after" I get in the truck...;)

Larry August 10th 08 04:24 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote in
:

If you buy this stuff in bulk, how come every time we go fishing, my
truck smells like a wet dog that just finished rolling in cow flops?

Hmmmm? :)



They sell the same stuff in the flea markets. $1 will buy you a 32 oz
lifetime bottle...(c;

If she says anything about it, again, just pour it over your shirt and
smell up the whole house.


John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 11:31 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:21*am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message

...





wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)


That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!

[email protected] August 12th 08 12:27 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 6:31*am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 9, 12:21*am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...


--Mike


"Jim" wrote in message


...


wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane * nothing less... * you guys are
weird..;)


That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Around Christmas, take another look.. I got a box with a small
atomizer and a small bottle for about 20 bucks. They last me a year or
two...

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 12:44 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 12, 6:31*am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 9, 12:21*am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...


--Mike


"Jim" wrote in message


...


wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane * nothing less... * you guys are
weird..;)


That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Around Christmas, take another look.. I got a box with a small
atomizer and a small bottle for about 20 bucks. They last me a year or
two...


Is this the stuff?
http://tinyurl.com/6aprjf

Hell, maybe the lady in the perfume place was trying to rip me off!!

HK August 12th 08 12:48 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:



Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)



Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is
an expression of confidence and refined character—a true American
classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss,
sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two
different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy."

Certainly the scent for you two pussies.





--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 12th 08 12:56 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:

Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.



Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:09 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:56:54 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:

Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.



Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


You left off his best line..."Certainly the scent for you two pussies."

Catnip! That's the secret.

Actually, I've used this stuff since I graduated from Old Spice.

http://tinyurl.com/4rwugn

The bottle's still about half full, so I reckon it'll last until I do die,
do die, do die.

Tim August 12th 08 01:09 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:19 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!


Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!

HK August 12th 08 01:22 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!



In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)







--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. August 12th 08 01:27 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
hk wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!



In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)


This does sound a tad bit homophobic.

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:29 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:22:17 -0400, hk wrote:

Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!



In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)


I wish I had done everything there was to do in this world. But then
there'd be little to look forward to.

Tim August 12th 08 01:30 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 7:22*am, hk wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.


And, they're mine!


In the 70's, I worked for an ad agency that handled the broadcast
advertising account of a large department store chain in this area,
Woodward & Lothrop. I was the account exec. There was lots of co-op
advertising money available from vendors, especially cosmetic vendors,
so we had weekly radio buys and sometimes weekly TV buys. The "buyers"
at the department store were always giving us samples of various
cosmetics and scents, including "stylish" scents for men. I gave the
cosmetics to my wife, and at first I would open the bottles of scents
for males, but they were so "fruity" in every sense of the word that I
stopped doing that. So, I'd go to the weekly ad planning meetings
wearing my usual Old Spice, and the "buyers" would always say, "Are you
wearing that gorilla scent again?"

"Gorilla scent" and "gorilla clothes" were how the snooty buyers
referred to scents and clothes for men that weren't in style, and the
guys who used those products were called - you guessed it - gorillas. I
was never in style, because I always wore traditional three button men's
suits with a vest. Always. But they were good suits, so the "buyers"
couldn't say much about them.

Of course, these "buyers" - the male ones, anyway - were of
indeterminate gender. Every one of them. :)

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."


"fruity coloogne"

That's the way I'd describe most Avon products. Same scent,
different label.

[email protected] August 12th 08 01:30 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...

HK August 12th 08 01:34 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:56 am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. :)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...



A vial for the vile...how aromatic.



--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

John H.[_5_] August 12th 08 01:39 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...


Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part with
my Brut though.

[email protected] August 12th 08 01:50 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 8:39*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:





On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...


Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..

http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046

Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)

[email protected] August 12th 08 01:52 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 8:50*am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 8:39*am, John H. wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:30:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:


On Aug 12, 7:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


Yeah, I asked my wife it she wanted me to wear GF or smelly cigar..
She went with the Flannel.
Seriously, a 40 dollar bottle will last a couple years for most guys
like me. Mabey more, but every time I put it on, my girls all stick
their wrists out for a hit. Hey John, Reg.. if you all want to try a
hit or two, send me an addy and I will put a pinch in a vial and send
it off...


Did you get my question with the picture of the bottle in it? Answer it and
let me know if that's the right stuff. I'd find it very hard to part with
my Brut though.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


By emai? Nope.. but here is the splash bottle.. It will usually come
with the signature "Grey Flannel" draw string pouch.. like this..

http://www.scentiments.com/product/skuinfo.aspx?sku=046

Glad to see there are a few here confident enough to make their wives
happy;)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I prefer the 4 oz. atomizer though.. I keep one in the "track
hauler" (truck) too;)


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