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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:16:10 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
om...

"Eisboch" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

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wrote:

You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
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OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original
question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch


Skipper?



*Now* we are getting somewhere.

In hindsight, some of those exchanges were downright hilarious. Skipper
could be pretty funny.
Remember his "Deadly Dick" fishing lure?

You mean these?

http://www.deadlydicklures.com/

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

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Nice post. I am also enjoying my 59 year semi retired by choice, cruising the
Mahone Bay area from May until October, living on the water in a power
cruiser. Don you should come down this weekend the Tankook Island Festival is
on, we will be tied up with a few other boats and the cue's will be on and the
cold beers will be flowing. We bring our own KEG.

"John H." wrote in message
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That's not to say Eisboch is wrong or a bad guy for what he's doing. Hell,
if he gets a lot of enjoyment in his discussions with Harry, then he
should
go for it!

John, this newsgroup used to be a lot of fun to participate in, sharing
boating experiences and knowledge, along with OT subjects of common interest
and, most of all to me, the humor. For those reasons, I enjoyed it,
including even some of the disagreements and debates with Harry over the
years.

But, it has changed. And the change isn't good. The "digs" used to be
light-hearted and humorous.
They have become viscous and uncontrolled, void of any mature consideration
for the recipient.

I'll tell you, I've enjoyed it for the past 13 years, but as I approach my
59th birthday and I observe the changes, I am starting to ask myself, why?
I really don't want to rush the degenerative process of age by starting to
act like a 12 year old prematurely.

So, I'll stick it out for a bit longer, hoping the humor and light hearted
banter, respect and courtesies demonstrated by some prevails along with
boating stories and even some politics
.
If not, it's adios time before I get totally sucked in.

BTW, wealth isn't all about money.

Eisboch

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:




http://www.deadlydicklures.com/

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

AVG free caught these:
FRAMER.Z
DOWNLOADER.AGENT
PSYME.MX

That's 3 separate virii.
Check them out.

--Vic

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"hk" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:35:15 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message

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wrote:
You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.
Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice. You
don't
see me whining.
http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg
Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

It's humor that supported Harry's bull****.

I'm getting a big kick out of all this.
JohnH and his merry little band are pulling out all the stops to try and
bend a few neutral guys their way.
News flash Major John... they didn't enlist in your army and will do as
they please.



JimH sez he's posted 59 times about me today. Is that a record, or what?



Sounds like a schoolgirl crush.

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wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 4:17 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:15:35 -0500, Vic Smith

wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:58:14 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

Good Grief.

Group therapy in action.

Who's next?

Excuse me if I stay out.
It's a quirk of mine.

Next thing you know, they'll all be talking about group hugs.

It's been a tough week, don't need you joining the pigpile...


----------------------------------------------------------------------

Oh oh.....someone is feeling pretty rowdy today.

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"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:17:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 12, 4:03 pm, "Jim" wrote:
I think you should take a voluntary time out. You need to reassess the
situation.

wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message

...
On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

...

wrote:

You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
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Done.. I learned lot in the last few days.. I will be posting some
construction pics later this evening, Older stuff, but at least no
posted to troll. Anyone who wants a login for the site, get with me in
email.. I will be talking modern homeowner built boats...

Put 'em up over in Chuck's place. Just disregard the comments from those
trolling. You do good work and have every reason to be proud of it.

You can't let the words from folks like Harry, Jimh, or Donnie get to you,
no matter what they say. Just remember where it came from.


I try my best to stay on the good side of JustWait.
Lately, he's been keeping some really bad company and is falling under their
influence.

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.
I just got done with a full virus scan. Avast cleaned the one it found. Vic
said AVG found 2 others but my scan didn't pick up on those. I wouldn't try
to go into that site if I were you.

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On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up..
Later........

My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right......

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....

Old Spice!

The bottle I got in high school is still half full!

Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.

For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey! When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!

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On Aug 12, 7:19*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)

My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!

Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!

Not a chance, John!

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:14:51 -0400, "Jim" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.
I just got done with a full virus scan. Avast cleaned the one it found. Vic
said AVG found 2 others but my scan didn't pick up on those. I wouldn't try
to go into that site if I were you.

Somebody should e-mail them and tell them about it.
I'm not from CT so I won't intrude on them.
There's a CT Yankee joke in there, but I'm too laconic to tell it.

--Vic

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P.
Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Eisboch wrote:
wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 12:17 pm, wrote:
I am naive I guess, but I am always amazed how folks I would usually
consider friends would play with folks who have been so cruel to me
and others. One thing about the three generations who I am raising
here is we are loyal to the bone. Family and friends first, for better
or worse, right or wrong, no compromises. And we demand the same from
all we deal with...
Couldn't have said it better myself. It must be a shame to have to
live like Harry and make up lies about your family.
My family members are stand up sort of people, and they wouldn't let
me get away with acting like Harry without saying something in a
heartbeat, as well they should

----------------------------------

Not picking sides here. But I have a question for anyone and everyone:

Who hurled the first insult?

Betcha nobody can remember for sure. It's a stupid game of
tit-for-tat.

Eisboch


What's even dumber is that the guys who come here only to insult, the
Loogys, the DKs, the Florida Jims, the Reggies, the Herrings, the
JustWaits, moan and groan when what they toss at others is tossed
right back at them, and even richer, some of them, like JustWait and
Loogy and Herring, whine about it.

Poor little schitts. If they had been born in Sparta, their mommies
would have left them on the hillside for the wolves.


Harry, you hurl as many or more insults here as anyone. What makes it
worse is they are directed at people, half of whom are in your "Bozo"
bin. So, again, it's just a dumb game.

But you knew that.

Eisboch



I would take a guess that Harry hurls more insults that the rest of the
group put together. While Harry makes over a 100 insult posts a day in
rec.boats, in his Parker boating forum, he average less than a half a
post a day. As he has told us for over 5 years, he is not interested
in discussing boat, he is here to **** off others.

Good point. WAFA has a different agenda. One that is fueled by his
acute narcissism.

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On Aug 12, 8:37*am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:15*am, John H. wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:06:13 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message

. ..

wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -

Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane * nothing less... * you guys are
weird..;)

That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!

Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a
bright smile................

Donnie, maybe you should try this too. JimH keeps passing. Of course, your
hero gets the max possible.

http://tinyurl.com/o42at-Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, this thread is on topic again... We are talking about lady bait;)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

And Old Spice has a ship on the bottle!

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:30:17 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 12, 7:19*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)

My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!

Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!

Not a chance, John!

No harm in trying!
--
** Good Day! **

John H

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On Aug 12, 8:41*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Aug 12, 7:48 am, hk wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:

On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:

Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)

Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is
an expression of confidence and refined character—a true American
classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss,
sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two
different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy."

Certainly the scent for you two pussies.

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

Harry, the person who thinks he so refined and cultured..........Old
Spice......

What's the matter with Old Spice? * I am down to my last case.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Richard, I'll front you some...

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On Aug 12, 10:26*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...



Old Spice!

http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch

Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:14:51 -0400, "Jim" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.
I just got done with a full virus scan. Avast cleaned the one it found. Vic
said AVG found 2 others but my scan didn't pick up on those. I wouldn't try
to go into that site if I were you.

Go to it - I know the people who run it. They co-sponsor ctfisherman
where I"m a moderator.

I'll give them a call.

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:36:23 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 12, 8:41*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Aug 12, 7:48 am, hk wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:27:30 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:

On Aug 12, 6:31 am, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),

wrote:

Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)

Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Grey Flannel - "Launched in 1975, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel cologne is
an expression of confidence and refined character—a true American
classic. With a simple composition of violet, lemon, orange, oakmoss,
sage, and sandalwood, Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel seems to have two
different characters, soft and fresh, yet warm and shadowy."

Certainly the scent for you two pussies.

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

Harry, the person who thinks he so refined and cultured..........Old
Spice......

What's the matter with Old Spice? * I am down to my last case.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Richard, I'll front you some...

Old Spice means quality
Said the Captain to the Bosun.

Ask for the package
With the ship that sails the ocean.

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:35:27 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 12, 8:37*am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:15*am, John H. wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:06:13 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message

. ..

wrote in message
...
I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -

Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane * nothing less... * you guys are
weird..;)

That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!

Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a
bright smile................

Donnie, maybe you should try this too. JimH keeps passing. Of course, your
hero gets the max possible.

http://tinyurl.com/o42at-Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, this thread is on topic again... We are talking about lady bait;)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

And Old Spice has a ship on the bottle!

My favorite Old Spice commercial ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1Ox...eature=related

I am a big time Bruce Campbell fan. :)

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Aug 12, 7:36*pm, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:30:17 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:19*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)

My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!

Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!

Not a chance, John!

No harm in trying!
--
** Good Day! **

* * * * * John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'd send you a bottle for Christmas, though....

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:54 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 12, 7:36*pm, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:30:17 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:19*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.

Damn straight.

We agree on that at least. *:)

My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.

And, they're mine!

Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!

Not a chance, John!

No harm in trying!
--
** Good Day! **

* * * * * John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'd send you a bottle for Christmas, though....

Just be sure y'all sign the label!
--
** Good Day! **

John H

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Aug 12, 10:26 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...



Old Spice!

http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch

Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64


Pretty close. I remember that commercial vaguely. We were married in
1970.

(Right dear?)

Eisboch

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....

Old Spice!

The bottle I got in high school is still half full!

Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.

For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey! When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!

Good lord man - that's like using Hai Karate - quite possibly the
worst after shave ever manufacturerd.

The '60s are so over dude... :)

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...

My favorite Old Spice commercial ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1Ox...eature=related

I am a big time Bruce Campbell fan. :)


That was weird. Sitting here on the boat half watching "Family Guy" on the
TV and watching your youtube link on the computer. Halfway through the
video (checking out the picture behind him), I catch the Old Spice jingle
...... but not from the video on the link .... from an Old Spice commercial
on the TV.

Eisboch

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Aug 12, 8:11*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:





On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....

Old Spice!

The bottle I got in high school is still half full!

Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.

For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey! *When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!

Good lord man - that's like using Hai Karate - quite possibly the
worst after shave ever manufacturerd.

The '60s are so over dude... *:)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Ok, so i suppose I shouldn't mention finding two brand new, un-opened
jars of ButchWax?

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:43:45 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 12, 10:26*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...



Old Spice!

http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch

Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64

More like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Nbx...eature=related

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:12:20 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .

My favorite Old Spice commercial ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1Ox...eature=related

I am a big time Bruce Campbell fan. :)

That was weird. Sitting here on the boat half watching "Family Guy" on the
TV and watching your youtube link on the computer. Halfway through the
video (checking out the picture behind him), I catch the Old Spice jingle
..... but not from the video on the link .... from an Old Spice commercial
on the TV.

Cue Twilight Zone Music...

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:13:54 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 12, 8:11*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:





On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:

I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Best post of anyone, all night.....

I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.

I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!

Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!

Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!

I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right.....

Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....

Old Spice!

The bottle I got in high school is still half full!

Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.

For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey! *When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!

Good lord man - that's like using Hai Karate - quite possibly the
worst after shave ever manufacturerd.

The '60s are so over dude... *:)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Ok, so i suppose I shouldn't mention finding two brand new, un-opened
jars of ButchWax?

ROTFL!!!!

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:04:25 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Aug 12, 10:26 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...



Old Spice!

http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch

Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64


Pretty close. I remember that commercial vaguely. We were married in
1970.

(Right dear?)

We're two years behind y'all...

Whew - that's a long time. :)

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Dry" wrote in message
...
Nice post. I am also enjoying my 59 year semi retired by choice, cruising
the
Mahone Bay area from May until October, living on the water in a power
cruiser. Don you should come down this weekend the Tankook Island
Festival is
on, we will be tied up with a few other boats and the cue's will be on and
the
cold beers will be flowing. We bring our own KEG.



mmmmmm cold beer....
I could probably launch in Mahone Bay harbour and scoot over before the wind
picks up.
Getting back might be another thing.
Used to know a couple of people with connections/family homes on the island.
A Levy guy worked at the Corpse as a cameraman and a Langille lady worked
with the wife here in town and later at Burnside.
Haven't seen either in almost 5 years.

BTW do you tie up near the ferry dock or on the backside?

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

McAfee also caught a number of different Trojans trying to come from
that web site, until I finally close the window.

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:01:28 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall,
Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. "
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

McAfee also caught a number of different Trojans trying to come from
that web site, until I finally close the window.

I opened the link, but went no further. Didn't seem to catch anything.
--
** Good Day! **

John H

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:01:28 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of
Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC,
STP. " wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

McAfee also caught a number of different Trojans trying to come from
that web site, until I finally close the window.

Yeah - so did I.

I wonder....

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:44:46 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:01:28 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of
Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC,
STP. " wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE

Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

McAfee also caught a number of different Trojans trying to come from
that web site, until I finally close the window.

Yeah - so did I.

I wonder....

I'm doing a full scan right now. Haven't found anything yet, but I only
looked at the front page of the site. I guess it's called 'Dirty Dicks' for
a reason, eh?
--
** Good Day! **

John H

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:01:28 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of
Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC,
STP. " wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE
Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.
McAfee also caught a number of different Trojans trying to come from
that web site, until I finally close the window.

Yeah - so did I.

I wonder....

My guess is someone else placed the virus/Trojan on their web site and
they are not aware of it.

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:47:13 +0000, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


Go to it - I know the people who run it. They co-sponsor ctfisherman
where I"m a moderator.

I'll give them a call.

Yup, they have been hacked. If you view the page source, you will see
an eval(unescape( )) that will redirect you to http://58.65.232.33/
gpack/index.php? Which is an attack site in Hong Kong.