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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:

I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!

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----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question

A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


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Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete
that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was
you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you out of
that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash board to boot.
You are your own worst enemy.

Doh! Why would a manufacturer list something as an option that would
put a boat in danger of sinking if not installed?

Eh? ;-)

JimH you got the Harry accent down pat. Eh? indeed.

Jim wrote:

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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:


I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!


================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question


A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========






Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for
two swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at
no cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against
the total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post.
It was you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to
talk you out of that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the
splash board to boot. You are your own worst enemy.


This from a guy whose boat doesn't exist, or if it does, is a clapped
out old underpowered pocket cruiser from the late 1980's and is in
such poor shape he dare not post a decent photo of it?

I don't like leaning posts.

I don't like tee-tops, because they don't provide enough shade.

The splashboard serves no useful purpose for me.

Got it, Florida Jim? Now...do something useful (for you). Go pee up a
rope.

All that sometimes waterborne golf cart is missing is the fringe around
the surrey top and rich Corinthian leather seats. Oh, and a privy for
the ladies.


As if your opinion mattered, hey, turdbreath?

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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:


I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!


================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question


A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========






Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you
out of that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash
board to boot. You are your own worst enemy.


This from a guy whose boat doesn't exist, or if it does, is a clapped
out old underpowered pocket cruiser from the late 1980's and is in such
poor shape he dare not post a decent photo of it?

I don't like leaning posts.

I don't like tee-tops, because they don't provide enough shade.

The splashboard serves no useful purpose for me.

Got it, Florida Jim? Now...do something useful (for you). Go pee up a
rope.

All that sometimes waterborne golf cart is missing is the fringe around
the surrey top and rich Corinthian leather seats. Oh, and a privy for the
ladies.


As if your opinion mattered, hey, turdbreath?


Hey, it *is* boating related.

Eisboch

On Jul 14, 5:56*pm, "Jim" wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message

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On Jul 14, 4:30 pm, "Jim" wrote:



"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:

I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!

================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question

A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========

Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete
that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was
you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you out of
that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash board to boot.
You are your own worst enemy.

Doh! *Why would a manufacturer list something as an option that would
put a boat in danger of sinking if not installed?

Eh? *;-)

JimH you got the Harry accent down pat. Eh? indeed.

Why not answer the question Jim?

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:


I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!


================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question


A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========





Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you
out of that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash
board to boot. You are your own worst enemy.

This from a guy whose boat doesn't exist, or if it does, is a clapped
out old underpowered pocket cruiser from the late 1980's and is in such
poor shape he dare not post a decent photo of it?

I don't like leaning posts.

I don't like tee-tops, because they don't provide enough shade.

The splashboard serves no useful purpose for me.

Got it, Florida Jim? Now...do something useful (for you). Go pee up a
rope.

All that sometimes waterborne golf cart is missing is the fringe around
the surrey top and rich Corinthian leather seats. Oh, and a privy for the
ladies.

As if your opinion mattered, hey, turdbreath?


Hey, it *is* boating related.

Eisboch



Indeed, but he doesn't seem to know anything.

"JimH" wrote in message
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On Jul 14, 5:56 pm, "Jim" wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message

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On Jul 14, 4:30 pm, "Jim" wrote:



"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:

I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!

================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question

A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========

Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete
that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was
you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you out
of
that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash board to
boot.
You are your own worst enemy.

Doh! Why would a manufacturer list something as an option that would
put a boat in danger of sinking if not installed?

Eh? ;-)

JimH you got the Harry accent down pat. Eh? indeed.

Why not answer the question Jim?

Because it was a stooooopid question. Almost as dumb as the fenders thread
you started at Chucks joint. Take a hike. Over water preferably.

"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:


Hey, it *is* boating related.

Eisboch

Indeed, but he doesn't seem to know anything.


Jim's having a little fun here as a break from growing bananas. "Growing"
..... not "going".

Anyhoo, despite your doubts, he knows more about boats than most others in
the NG, including me. He's just bashful about his knowledge.

Eisboch

On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:40:15 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

If I am wrong, then I was right to begin with.

Carry on.

The problem with The God of Posts is that he intentionally distorts
and misapplies what he is told.

Which means that no matter what you actually say, it's automatically
wrong.

Your dealing with somebody who is in a permanent state of PMS.

On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:36:20 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:


Hey, it *is* boating related.

Eisboch

Indeed, but he doesn't seem to know anything.


Jim's having a little fun here as a break from growing bananas. "Growing"
.... not "going".

Jim grows bananas?

Kewl - does he have to cut the tree down after the harvest so it will
regrow bananas?

I read that somewhere.

On Jul 14, 6:36*pm, "Jim" wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message

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On Jul 14, 5:56 pm, "Jim" wrote:



"JimH" wrote in message

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On Jul 14, 4:30 pm, "Jim" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:

I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!

================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question

A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========

Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete
that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was
you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you out
of
that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash board to
boot.
You are your own worst enemy.

Doh! Why would a manufacturer list something as an option that would
put a boat in danger of sinking if not installed?

Eh? ;-)

JimH you got the Harry accent down pat. Eh? indeed.

Why not answer the question Jim?

Because it was a stooooopid question. Almost as dumb as the fenders thread
you started at Chucks joint. Take a hike. Over water preferably.

How so?

And why was the statement about not running with fenders hanging on a
boat stupid?