"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:

Hey, it *is* boating related.

Eisboch
Indeed, but he doesn't seem to know anything.


Jim's having a little fun here as a break from growing bananas.
"Growing" .... not "going".

Anyhoo, despite your doubts, he knows more about boats than most
others in the NG, including me. He's just bashful about his
knowledge.

Eisboch
He works very hard at keeping it secret.

That's because he's here to roll in the mud...not help the overall tone
of the group.
What kind of boatman waits till the middle of july to dig his boat out of
moth balls. Rhetorical. We already know the answer.
Once we get rid of three sour notes the tone will be sweet.


What is going to get rid of the stench you create with virtually every
post you plop here?

Hey...how's that old, clapped out, underpowered, and now completely p.o.s.
boat of yours? Do you still have it, or just the photo of it?

Broke your word again.
BTW How do you figger that your presence here improves the "tone". You
certainly are a sour old man.

Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
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Jim wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:

Hey, it *is* boating related.

Eisboch
Indeed, but he doesn't seem to know anything.


Jim's having a little fun here as a break from growing bananas.
"Growing" .... not "going".

Anyhoo, despite your doubts, he knows more about boats than most
others in the NG, including me. He's just bashful about his
knowledge.

Eisboch
He works very hard at keeping it secret.

That's because he's here to roll in the mud...not help the overall
tone of the group.
What kind of boatman waits till the middle of july to dig his boat
out of moth balls. Rhetorical. We already know the answer.
Once we get rid of three sour notes the tone will be sweet.


What is going to get rid of the stench you create with virtually every
post you plop here?

Hey...how's that old, clapped out, underpowered, and now completely
p.o.s. boat of yours? Do you still have it, or just the photo of it?

Broke your word again.
BTW How do you figger that your presence here improves the "tone". You
certainly are a sour old man.


Go play with your collective slow-witted son, Loogy.

On Jul 14, 6:17*pm, JimH wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:56*pm, "Jim" wrote:





"JimH" wrote in message

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On Jul 14, 4:30 pm, "Jim" wrote:

"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!

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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:

I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.

Is the splash board standard or an option?

Thanks!

================================================== =======

----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question

A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.

Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support


================================================== =========

Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete
that option."

I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.

There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.

My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was
you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you out of
that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash board to boot.
You are your own worst enemy.

Doh! *Why would a manufacturer list something as an option that would
put a boat in danger of sinking if not installed?

Eh? *;-)

JimH you got the Harry accent down pat. Eh? indeed.

Why not answer the question Jim?- Hide quoted text -

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He's playing you and your girlfriend Harry's game.

wrote:
On Jul 14, 6:17 pm, JimH wrote:
On Jul 14, 5:56 pm, "Jim" wrote:





"JimH" wrote in message
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On Jul 14, 4:30 pm, "Jim" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
Hey Tom!
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On 7/13/08 7:41 PM, xxxx wrote:
I am thinking about purchasing a Parker 2100.
Is the splash board standard or an option?
Thanks!
================================================== =======
----- Original Message -----
From: Robin Parker
To: xxxx
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 1:29 PM
Subject: Question
A splashboard is an option. It is attached to the port and starboard
jump seats and is removable.
Sincerely,
Robin Parker
Marketing/Dealer Support

================================================== =========
Yep. And when my dealer asked if I wanted the splashboard, I said
"delete
that option."
I also "deleted" the seats in the vee of the bow, and I opted for two
swivel seats abaft the center console instead of a leaning post.
There was a fairly long list of stuff to accept or delete, some at no
cost, some at additional charges, and some for a credit against the
total.
My god man. That console and helm was designed for the leaning post. It
was
you who screwed up, not Parker. And I'll bet they tried to talk you out of
that pontoon boat style top too. And you deleted the splash board to boot.
You are your own worst enemy.
Doh! Why would a manufacturer list something as an option that would
put a boat in danger of sinking if not installed?
Eh? ;-)
JimH you got the Harry accent down pat. Eh? indeed.
Why not answer the question Jim?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

He's playing you and your girlfriend Harry's game.



From Loogy:

" I'm an idiot? Please show us where I said I'd never post here again.
This is the place where you make up another of your lies, low life."


"I'm out."
Loogy 7-10-2008

On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:30:37 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:19:36 -0400, HK wrote:


Well, then, I go back to my original post on this to you...that as a
boating newsgroup, this place is lost, and that I show up mainly to
watch the aberrant behavior of the seven dwarfs and (as you mentioned)
to crap on one of their heads from time to time.

None of the seven, so far as I can tell, has the slightest interest in
boating related subjects or, if they do, they seem incapable of making
any but the most empty headed of posts (e.g., I took my kid wakeboarding
yesterday, or, I took my 93 grandchildren on a cruise).

So...


Harry, your statement, "I show up mainly to watch aberrant behavior...", is
belied by the sheer quantity of attack posts you make here.

I am willing to make you a deal. I will make no posts on Chuck's Island if
you make no more than one more post here, in answer to this one.

Look what you'd have to gain!
Deal.

Not that you had anything to add, boating-wise, there or here.



D'oh...there he goes again.


That's what I did, braindead...I made one more post "here," in answer to
your "deal." I interpreted "here" to mean the thread in which you
offered your deal, and nothing more than that. Perhaps if your language
skills were better, you would have worded your deal more clearly.

Move on, braindead...you're getting nowhere with this one.

Where are your fellow dwarfs...I'm sure they'll take your side and make
you feel better.

Bull****.

You've shown what your word is worth, Harry.

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:30:37 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:19:36 -0400, HK wrote:


Well, then, I go back to my original post on this to you...that as a
boating newsgroup, this place is lost, and that I show up mainly to
watch the aberrant behavior of the seven dwarfs and (as you mentioned)
to crap on one of their heads from time to time.

None of the seven, so far as I can tell, has the slightest interest in
boating related subjects or, if they do, they seem incapable of making
any but the most empty headed of posts (e.g., I took my kid wakeboarding
yesterday, or, I took my 93 grandchildren on a cruise).

So...


Harry, your statement, "I show up mainly to watch aberrant behavior...", is
belied by the sheer quantity of attack posts you make here.

I am willing to make you a deal. I will make no posts on Chuck's Island if
you make no more than one more post here, in answer to this one.

Look what you'd have to gain!
Deal.

Not that you had anything to add, boating-wise, there or here.

D'oh...there he goes again.


That's what I did, braindead...I made one more post "here," in answer to
your "deal." I interpreted "here" to mean the thread in which you
offered your deal, and nothing more than that. Perhaps if your language
skills were better, you would have worded your deal more clearly.

Move on, braindead...you're getting nowhere with this one.

Where are your fellow dwarfs...I'm sure they'll take your side and make
you feel better.

Bull****.

You've shown what your word is worth, Harry.




Sure, John. As if your worthless offer would be some sort of real
incentive to me, beyond that thread itself. But, hey, you believe
whatever your peabrain tells you. What you think, feel or do here or
elsewhere doesn't matter to me. You're just one of the dwarfs.

BTW, you ever take that new boat of yours out on the Bay? Maybe you can
tow it behind your new camper.

"HK" wrote in message
...
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:30:37 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:19:36 -0400, HK wrote:


Well, then, I go back to my original post on this to you...that as a
boating newsgroup, this place is lost, and that I show up mainly to
watch the aberrant behavior of the seven dwarfs and (as you
mentioned) to crap on one of their heads from time to time.

None of the seven, so far as I can tell, has the slightest interest
in boating related subjects or, if they do, they seem incapable of
making any but the most empty headed of posts (e.g., I took my kid
wakeboarding yesterday, or, I took my 93 grandchildren on a cruise).

So...


Harry, your statement, "I show up mainly to watch aberrant
behavior...", is
belied by the sheer quantity of attack posts you make here.

I am willing to make you a deal. I will make no posts on Chuck's
Island if
you make no more than one more post here, in answer to this one.

Look what you'd have to gain!
Deal.

Not that you had anything to add, boating-wise, there or here.

D'oh...there he goes again.


That's what I did, braindead...I made one more post "here," in answer to
your "deal." I interpreted "here" to mean the thread in which you
offered your deal, and nothing more than that. Perhaps if your language
skills were better, you would have worded your deal more clearly.

Move on, braindead...you're getting nowhere with this one.

Where are your fellow dwarfs...I'm sure they'll take your side and make
you feel better.

Bull****.

You've shown what your word is worth, Harry.




Sure, John. As if your worthless offer would be some sort of real
incentive to me, beyond that thread itself. But, hey, you believe whatever
your peabrain tells you. What you think, feel or do here or elsewhere
doesn't matter to me. You're just one of the dwarfs.

BTW, you ever take that new boat of yours out on the Bay? Maybe you can
tow it behind your new camper.


This is comical. John got you in a "gotcha". Give him the victory and
move on.
There will be many more schoolyard recess debates to be won, of that I am
sure.

Eisboch

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:30:37 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:19:36 -0400, HK wrote:


Well, then, I go back to my original post on this to you...that as a
boating newsgroup, this place is lost, and that I show up mainly to
watch the aberrant behavior of the seven dwarfs and (as you
mentioned) to crap on one of their heads from time to time.

None of the seven, so far as I can tell, has the slightest interest
in boating related subjects or, if they do, they seem incapable of
making any but the most empty headed of posts (e.g., I took my kid
wakeboarding yesterday, or, I took my 93 grandchildren on a cruise).

So...


Harry, your statement, "I show up mainly to watch aberrant
behavior...", is
belied by the sheer quantity of attack posts you make here.

I am willing to make you a deal. I will make no posts on Chuck's
Island if
you make no more than one more post here, in answer to this one.

Look what you'd have to gain!
Deal.

Not that you had anything to add, boating-wise, there or here.
D'oh...there he goes again.


That's what I did, braindead...I made one more post "here," in answer to
your "deal." I interpreted "here" to mean the thread in which you
offered your deal, and nothing more than that. Perhaps if your language
skills were better, you would have worded your deal more clearly.

Move on, braindead...you're getting nowhere with this one.

Where are your fellow dwarfs...I'm sure they'll take your side and make
you feel better.
Bull****.

You've shown what your word is worth, Harry.



Sure, John. As if your worthless offer would be some sort of real
incentive to me, beyond that thread itself. But, hey, you believe whatever
your peabrain tells you. What you think, feel or do here or elsewhere
doesn't matter to me. You're just one of the dwarfs.

BTW, you ever take that new boat of yours out on the Bay? Maybe you can
tow it behind your new camper.


This is comical. John got you in a "gotcha". Give him the victory and
move on.
There will be many more schoolyard recess debates to be won, of that I am
sure.

Eisboch



No, he doesn't. I presumed he was referring to the thread at hand. He
offered no incentive that was worth anything to me. Now, if he promised
to propel himself on his motorcycle into a bridge abutment at 90 mph.
well *that* would have been something to consider.

"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:30:37 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:19:36 -0400, HK
wrote:


Well, then, I go back to my original post on this to you...that as
a boating newsgroup, this place is lost, and that I show up mainly
to watch the aberrant behavior of the seven dwarfs and (as you
mentioned) to crap on one of their heads from time to time.

None of the seven, so far as I can tell, has the slightest
interest in boating related subjects or, if they do, they seem
incapable of making any but the most empty headed of posts (e.g.,
I took my kid wakeboarding yesterday, or, I took my 93
grandchildren on a cruise).

So...


Harry, your statement, "I show up mainly to watch aberrant
behavior...", is
belied by the sheer quantity of attack posts you make here.

I am willing to make you a deal. I will make no posts on Chuck's
Island if
you make no more than one more post here, in answer to this one.

Look what you'd have to gain!
Deal.

Not that you had anything to add, boating-wise, there or here.
D'oh...there he goes again.


That's what I did, braindead...I made one more post "here," in answer
to your "deal." I interpreted "here" to mean the thread in which you
offered your deal, and nothing more than that. Perhaps if your
language skills were better, you would have worded your deal more
clearly.

Move on, braindead...you're getting nowhere with this one.

Where are your fellow dwarfs...I'm sure they'll take your side and
make you feel better.
Bull****.

You've shown what your word is worth, Harry.



Sure, John. As if your worthless offer would be some sort of real
incentive to me, beyond that thread itself. But, hey, you believe
whatever your peabrain tells you. What you think, feel or do here or
elsewhere doesn't matter to me. You're just one of the dwarfs.

BTW, you ever take that new boat of yours out on the Bay? Maybe you can
tow it behind your new camper.


This is comical. John got you in a "gotcha". Give him the victory and
move on.
There will be many more schoolyard recess debates to be won, of that I am
sure.

Eisboch

No, he doesn't. I presumed he was referring to the thread at hand. He
offered no incentive that was worth anything to me. Now, if he promised to
propel himself on his motorcycle into a bridge abutment at 90 mph. well
*that* would have been something to consider.


No comment.
Right now I am going down to the BOAT to change a circuit breaker that I
ordered and arrived yesterday.
Remember BOATS? They float in water and usually provide a great deal of
pleasure and relaxation.

Eisboch

Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:30:37 -0400, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:19:36 -0400, HK
wrote:


Well, then, I go back to my original post on this to you...that as
a boating newsgroup, this place is lost, and that I show up mainly
to watch the aberrant behavior of the seven dwarfs and (as you
mentioned) to crap on one of their heads from time to time.

None of the seven, so far as I can tell, has the slightest
interest in boating related subjects or, if they do, they seem
incapable of making any but the most empty headed of posts (e.g.,
I took my kid wakeboarding yesterday, or, I took my 93
grandchildren on a cruise).

So...


Harry, your statement, "I show up mainly to watch aberrant
behavior...", is
belied by the sheer quantity of attack posts you make here.

I am willing to make you a deal. I will make no posts on Chuck's
Island if
you make no more than one more post here, in answer to this one.

Look what you'd have to gain!
Deal.

Not that you had anything to add, boating-wise, there or here.
D'oh...there he goes again.


That's what I did, braindead...I made one more post "here," in answer
to your "deal." I interpreted "here" to mean the thread in which you
offered your deal, and nothing more than that. Perhaps if your
language skills were better, you would have worded your deal more
clearly.

Move on, braindead...you're getting nowhere with this one.

Where are your fellow dwarfs...I'm sure they'll take your side and
make you feel better.
Bull****.

You've shown what your word is worth, Harry.


Sure, John. As if your worthless offer would be some sort of real
incentive to me, beyond that thread itself. But, hey, you believe
whatever your peabrain tells you. What you think, feel or do here or
elsewhere doesn't matter to me. You're just one of the dwarfs.

BTW, you ever take that new boat of yours out on the Bay? Maybe you can
tow it behind your new camper.

This is comical. John got you in a "gotcha". Give him the victory and
move on.
There will be many more schoolyard recess debates to be won, of that I am
sure.

Eisboch
No, he doesn't. I presumed he was referring to the thread at hand. He
offered no incentive that was worth anything to me. Now, if he promised to
propel himself on his motorcycle into a bridge abutment at 90 mph. well
*that* would have been something to consider.


No comment.
Right now I am going down to the BOAT to change a circuit breaker that I
ordered and arrived yesterday.
Remember BOATS? They float in water and usually provide a great deal of
pleasure and relaxation.

Eisboch



I'm going down to the boatyard later this morning for a short boat ride
with a buddy who is interested in buying a Parker similar to mine. He
was planning to order his with an F225, and I'm trying to convince him
he needs only a 40 mph boat, not a 52 mph boat. My incentive is that he
promised to scrub out the boat afterwards and buy me lunch.