This has to be one of the most interesting and entertaining threads I've
read since I've been here. What is actually happening to the boat has become
secondary to me, I'm just fascinated with watching it all unfold.

I think Peggie had the best line so far with the "it's not enough to own my
book, you have to read it too". That one totally cracked me up.

But Lloyd isn't far behind with:

And the flaw in YOUR logic, darlin', is that I'm not using logic