Don White wrote:

Nope...and have no interest in learning.
We learn 'safety first' at the CPS.

And this is a fine boat for learning to sail on:

http://sailquest.com/market/models/spipe.htm

--
Skipper

Skipper wrote:
Don White wrote:


Nope...and have no interest in learning.
We learn 'safety first' at the CPS.


And this is a fine boat for learning to sail on:

http://sailquest.com/market/models/spipe.htm

--
Skipper


Why, thank you very much! I thought so.
Actually, it was the heaviest I could pull behind my mini-van.
When I get a better tow vehicle, I'll be able to moveup...if necessary.

Skipper wrote:
Don White wrote:

Skippy would have been right at home on the 'Beachcombers', sharing that
wharf shack with Relic.

We do get up to remote backwaters on occasion and have seen you mention
something about being on, or even seeing, a "skipper's" boat. Would seem
you've mentioned of having been a deck monkey or something. Do you own a
boat? If so, can you describe and tell us something of your experience?
On the remote possibility we visit your backwater clime while
negotiating the great circle, we are interested in knowing if you'd be
qualified to fetch a tossed line at the dock, or such.

--
Skipper



Got cleats on your motorhome, Psuedo?
I guess you could flog your little rental minnie-Winnie along the
shorelines and claim you had done the "great circle".

Other than that, "negotiating the great circle" is simply a description
of your hilarious attempts to conjure up a convincing argument-
supported by your curious logic.

BTW, ff you knew how to heave (not "toss") a line, nobody would need to
run and "fetch" it.

wrote:

Got cleats on your motorhome, Psuedo?
I guess you could flog your little rental minnie-Winnie along the
shorelines and claim you had done the "great circle".

Other than that, "negotiating the great circle" is simply a description
of your hilarious attempts to conjure up a convincing argument-
supported by your curious logic.

BTW, ff you knew how to heave (not "toss") a line, nobody would need to
run and "fetch" it.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way in illuminating
the REAL Chuckie.

--
Skipper

Harry Krause wrote:

We know what you are, pseudoSkippy: a horse's ass.

Out west we have our jackmormons. What are you, a jackjew?

--
Skipper

Skipper wrote:
wrote:

Got cleats on your motorhome, Psuedo?
I guess you could flog your little rental minnie-Winnie along the
shorelines and claim you had done the "great circle".

Other than that, "negotiating the great circle" is simply a description
of your hilarious attempts to conjure up a convincing argument-
supported by your curious logic.

BTW, ff you knew how to heave (not "toss") a line, nobody would need to
run and "fetch" it.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way in illuminating
the REAL Chuckie.

--
Skipper

As I hoped it would. The real Chuckie has little patience for posers,
frauds, and pretentious wanna-bees. How dare you belittle Don White's
boating resume with some smart-ass remark that he's "learning to boat"?
How dare you wonder whether he might be qualified to "fetch" your line?
(Ra-ther, old chap,....perhaps he can fetch your grey poupon)

If you weren't such a blithering liar and pompous ass you'd understand
what most actual boaters learned long ago- we're all "learning to
boat", all the time. Show me a guy who has been boating 40 years, and
unless he's repeated his first year of experience 39 times I'll show
you a guy who says he learns something new every year. Show me a guy
who hovers over his Kansas keyboard, (staring at the empty spot in his
driveway where his unused Bayliner once sat under a blue tarp), feigns
some superior knowledge of boating, and fires off insults to active
boaters on all the coastlines of the continent- and I'll show you a
Psuedo Skipper Royale.

wrote:

As I hoped it would. The real Chuckie has little patience for posers,
frauds, and pretentious wanna-bees. How dare you belittle Don White's
boating resume with some smart-ass remark that he's "learning to boat"?
How dare you wonder whether he might be qualified to "fetch" your line?
(Ra-ther, old chap,....perhaps he can fetch your grey poupon)

If you weren't such a blithering liar and pompous ass you'd understand
what most actual boaters learned long ago- we're all "learning to
boat", all the time. Show me a guy who has been boating 40 years, and
unless he's repeated his first year of experience 39 times I'll show
you a guy who says he learns something new every year. Show me a guy
who hovers over his Kansas keyboard, (staring at the empty spot in his
driveway where his unused Bayliner once sat under a blue tarp), feigns
some superior knowledge of boating, and fires off insults to active
boaters on all the coastlines of the continent- and I'll show you a
Psuedo Skipper Royale.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way in illuminating
the REAL Chuckie. Good job!

--
Skipper

wrote:

As I hoped it would. The real Chuckie has little patience for posers,
frauds, and pretentious wanna-bees. How dare you belittle Don White's
boating resume with some smart-ass remark that he's "learning to boat"?
How dare you wonder whether he might be qualified to "fetch" your line?
(Ra-ther, old chap,....perhaps he can fetch your grey poupon)

If you weren't such a blithering liar and pompous ass you'd understand
what most actual boaters learned long ago- we're all "learning to
boat", all the time. Show me a guy who has been boating 40 years, and
unless he's repeated his first year of experience 39 times I'll show
you a guy who says he learns something new every year. Show me a guy
who hovers over his Kansas keyboard, (staring at the empty spot in his
driveway where his unused Bayliner once sat under a blue tarp), feigns
some superior knowledge of boating, and fires off insults to active
boaters on all the coastlines of the continent- and I'll show you a
Psuedo Skipper Royale.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way toward
illuminating
the REAL Chuckie. Good job!

--
Skipper

Skipper wrote:
wrote:

As I hoped it would. The real Chuckie has little patience for posers,
frauds, and pretentious wanna-bees. How dare you belittle Don White's
boating resume with some smart-ass remark that he's "learning to boat"?
How dare you wonder whether he might be qualified to "fetch" your line?
(Ra-ther, old chap,....perhaps he can fetch your grey poupon)

If you weren't such a blithering liar and pompous ass you'd understand
what most actual boaters learned long ago- we're all "learning to
boat", all the time. Show me a guy who has been boating 40 years, and
unless he's repeated his first year of experience 39 times I'll show
you a guy who says he learns something new every year. Show me a guy
who hovers over his Kansas keyboard, (staring at the empty spot in his
driveway where his unused Bayliner once sat under a blue tarp), feigns
some superior knowledge of boating, and fires off insults to active
boaters on all the coastlines of the continent- and I'll show you a
Psuedo Skipper Royale.

You are a class act, Chuckie. Your post goes a long way toward
illuminating
the REAL Chuckie. Good job!

--
Skipper

Your dual posting of the same message, after a four minute interval,
illuminates a few things as well. Too bad about your condition.