"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Fri, 01 Jul 2005 16:45:24 -0400, HarryKrause
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jul 2005 10:36:41 -0400, HarryKrause
wrote:


Okay, who stole the good-quality fishing pliers I bought last year?

I was stocking up my fishing bag and my three pair of el cheapo fishing
pliers are right where I left them, but the good Van Staal titanium
needle nose pliers are...GONE!!!

Which one of you bozos was in my garage?

'fess up or I'll UPS a box full of used kitty litter to your house.

You have 24 hours.


For what could you possibly need such high quality fishing pliers?


No need at all. I found them at a bargain price on eBay last year. Even
at the bargain price, they were far more expensive than I needed. But
they are nice.

Oh. They've been found. My lovely bride said they were in a drawer in
her bathroom, and she was right. Now, why didn't it occur to me to look
there?

Heh - I could tell you stories about how my tools sometimes end up in
the bathroom cabinet, bed stand, kitchen drawers...oh yeah - been
there, done that.

I have rusted out cheapo needle-nose and ordinary pliers in my tackle box
and they have never failed me over my past 40 years or so of fishing. One
is not performing brain surgery with the fish when removing a hook and only
an inexperienced fisherman would use expensive mechanics tool to do so.
If I drop either of my pliers in the water I am out $5.99 plus tax...max. I
save my expensive tools for my workshop and working around the cars.

Now even if I did lose an expensive tool I would not post about it here, nor
would I later make a point of finding it in *her* bathroom. Hell, we have 3
full baths and a half bath in our house yet neither my wife nor I call any
*ours*............please pass the Grey Poupon. Then again, I would not
post a picture of my gravel driveway here either.

BTW: I stopped calling my wife "my bride" the day after I married her.
She has been my *wife* since I married her. Am I strange or what?

Have a nice holiday weekend folks. This is one funny thread. Thanks Harry.

*JimH* wrote:


I have rusted out cheapo needle-nose and ordinary pliers in my tackle box
and they have never failed me over my past 40 years or so of fishing. One
is not performing brain surgery with the fish when removing a hook and only
an inexperienced fisherman would use expensive mechanics tool to do so.
Only an inexperienced fisherman would call Van Staal pliers "mechanics
tools"
They're FISHING tools, tool. Some people like to have decent fishing
gear.

BTW: Am I strange or what?

Yes, very.

Kevin,
If someone has more money then they have sense, a $300 pair of needle nose
pliers make sense.

If someone spends 7/24/365 in rec.boats, it makes no sense at all.

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*JimH* wrote:


I have rusted out cheapo needle-nose and ordinary pliers in my tackle box
and they have never failed me over my past 40 years or so of fishing.
One
is not performing brain surgery with the fish when removing a hook and
only
an inexperienced fisherman would use expensive mechanics tool to do so.
Only an inexperienced fisherman would call Van Staal pliers "mechanics
tools"
They're FISHING tools, tool. Some people like to have decent fishing
gear.

BTW: Am I strange or what?

Yes, very.

I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.


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Kevin,
If someone has more money then they have sense, a $300 pair of needle nose
pliers make sense.

If someone spends 7/24/365 in rec.boats, it makes no sense at all.

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*JimH* wrote:


I have rusted out cheapo needle-nose and ordinary pliers in my tackle
box
and they have never failed me over my past 40 years or so of fishing.
One
is not performing brain surgery with the fish when removing a hook and
only
an inexperienced fisherman would use expensive mechanics tool to do so.
Only an inexperienced fisherman would call Van Staal pliers "mechanics
tools"
They're FISHING tools, tool. Some people like to have decent fishing
gear.

BTW: Am I strange or what?

Yes, very.

*JimH* wrote:
I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.

I see that Jim has started the week out by replying to me, but
incorrectly calling me Kevin. I wish you'd either grow to **** up, or
not respond to MY usenet handle, ****stain. You're nothing but a low
life piece of **** and you know it.

Is your usenet handle, "****stain".


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*JimH* wrote:
I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.

I see that Jim has started the week out by replying to me, but
incorrectly calling me Kevin. I wish you'd either grow to **** up, or
not respond to MY usenet handle, ****stain. You're nothing but a low
life piece of **** and you know it.

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Is your usenet handle, "****stain".


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*JimH* wrote:
I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.

I see that Jim has started the week out by replying to me, but
incorrectly calling me Kevin. I wish you'd either grow to **** up, or
not respond to MY usenet handle, ****stain. You're nothing but a low
life piece of **** and you know it.




I killfiled the idiot last week because of this sort of crap.

I wonder how one can "grow to f#@k up".

Oh, never mind.....Kevin obviously has.

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Is your usenet handle, "****stain".

how does one "grow to **** up" ???








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*JimH* wrote:
I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.

I see that Jim has started the week out by replying to me, but
incorrectly calling me Kevin. I wish you'd either grow to **** up, or
not respond to MY usenet handle, ****stain. You're nothing but a low
life piece of **** and you know it.

I received an email from Kevin Noble today:


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: 25 Fish Later
Date: Tue, 5 Jul 2005 06:14:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kevin Noble
To: Dan Krueger




Dan Krueger wrote:

Abuse reported. If I had the time, excessive abuse would be
reported.
Take your garbage somewhere else.

**** you. Quit stalking me, you asshole. I've also reported YOU for
stalking, **** head.

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com

Maybe Yahoo will recognize the fact that children may be reading these
posts. It seems obvious why Kevin Noble needs to hide under a Yahoo
address.



wrote:


*JimH* wrote:

I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.


I see that Jim has started the week out by replying to me, but
incorrectly calling me Kevin. I wish you'd either grow to **** up, or
not respond to MY usenet handle, ****stain. You're nothing but a low
life piece of **** and you know it.

That's *our* Kevin.

Thanks for putting the alt_man/Kevin Noble denials to rest Dan.


"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
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I received an email from Kevin Noble today:


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: 25 Fish Later
Date: Tue, 5 Jul 2005 06:14:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kevin Noble
To: Dan Krueger




Dan Krueger wrote:

Abuse reported. If I had the time, excessive abuse would be
reported.
Take your garbage somewhere else.

**** you. Quit stalking me, you asshole. I've also reported YOU for
stalking, **** head.

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com

Maybe Yahoo will recognize the fact that children may be reading these
posts. It seems obvious why Kevin Noble needs to hide under a Yahoo
address.



wrote:


*JimH* wrote:

I see Kevin has started the week out by picking fights again.


I see that Jim has started the week out by replying to me, but
incorrectly calling me Kevin. I wish you'd either grow to **** up, or
not respond to MY usenet handle, ****stain. You're nothing but a low
life piece of **** and you know it.