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I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to tell?


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Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jul 2005 10:36:41 -0400, HarryKrause
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Okay, who stole the good-quality fishing pliers I bought last year?

I was stocking up my fishing bag and my three pair of el cheapo fishing
pliers are right where I left them, but the good Van Staal titanium
needle nose pliers are...GONE!!!

Which one of you bozos was in my garage?

'fess up or I'll UPS a box full of used kitty litter to your house.

You have 24 hours.



Harry, I'll believe a lot - I really will.

But you actually own a pair of Van Staal titanium fishing pliers?

Hell, even I don't own a pair of those over priced appliances and I'm
a sucker for anything that relates to my avocation. :)



Ebay...$96.00. New.

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On Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:12:48 -0400, "Real Name" wrote:

I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to tell?

They look real pretty mounted in a frame over the fire place?
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John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."
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John,
Can you imagine not being able to find a pair of pliers, and making a post
in rec.boats. Seems like another excuse to make up a story about what
wonderful toys Harry owns. ; )




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On Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:12:48 -0400, "Real Name"
wrote:

I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to tell?

They look real pretty mounted in a frame over the fire place?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."



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Real Name wrote:
John,
Can you imagine not being able to find a pair of pliers, and making a post
in rec.boats. Seems like another excuse to make up a story about what
wonderful toys Harry owns. ; )




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On Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:12:48 -0400, "Real Name"
wrote:

I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to tell?

They look real pretty mounted in a frame over the fire place?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


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SHEEESSSHHHH!!! It's been a year since I checked this NG and the
asshole is still struttin' his stuff. It's hard to believe a dickhead
like Harry can carry this crap on and on and on. Why don't they rename
this group to rec.Harry?
That's it --- stick a fork in him -- what a waste of bandwidth.
So sue me, and kiss the place on me that looks like Harry.


Real Name wrote:
John,
Can you imagine not being able to find a pair of pliers, and making a post
in rec.boats. Seems like another excuse to make up a story about what
wonderful toys Harry owns. ; )




"John H" wrote in message
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On Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:12:48 -0400, "Real Name"
wrote:

I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to tell?

They look real pretty mounted in a frame over the fire place?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."




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Around 7/2/2005 12:37 AM, RegH wrote:

SHEEESSSHHHH!!! It's been a year since I checked this NG and the
asshole is still struttin' his stuff.


Yeah, you're right: these anonymous jerks (aka "Smithers", one and all)
are really getting out of hand. My only advice is to killfile them as
quickly as possible when they nymshift.


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Garth,
RegH was talking about Harry not Smithers.


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Around 7/2/2005 12:37 AM, RegH wrote:

SHEEESSSHHHH!!! It's been a year since I checked this NG and the
asshole is still struttin' his stuff.


Yeah, you're right: these anonymous jerks (aka "Smithers", one and all)
are really getting out of hand. My only advice is to killfile them as
quickly as possible when they nymshift.


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~/Garth - 1966 Glastron V-142 Skiflite: "Blue-Boat"
"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing
as simply messing about in boats."
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On Sat, 2 Jul 2005 01:57:15 -0400, "Real Name" wrote:

John,
Can you imagine not being able to find a pair of pliers, and making a post
in rec.boats. Seems like another excuse to make up a story about what
wonderful toys Harry owns. ; )




"John H" wrote in message
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On Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:12:48 -0400, "Real Name"
wrote:

I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to tell?

They look real pretty mounted in a frame over the fire place?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."



If I'd spent almost $100 for a pair of pliers, I'd be too embarrassed to tell
anyone, unless I was a braggart of course.
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John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."
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The key is insecure braggart.

Harry should take a picture of his pliers and Lobster Boat. That would shut
everyone up. ;_)




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On Sat, 2 Jul 2005 01:57:15 -0400, "Real Name"
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John,
Can you imagine not being able to find a pair of pliers, and making a post
in rec.boats. Seems like another excuse to make up a story about what
wonderful toys Harry owns. ; )




"John H" wrote in message
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On Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:12:48 -0400, "Real Name"

wrote:

I have to ask:

What will a $100 pair of pliers do that a $15 pair wont' do?

How can you lose a tool that you use on your boat, how far can it go?

Is it possible this is just another one of those stories you like to
tell?

They look real pretty mounted in a frame over the fire place?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."



If I'd spent almost $100 for a pair of pliers, I'd be too embarrassed to
tell
anyone, unless I was a braggart of course.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."



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"Real Name" wrote in message
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The key is insecure braggart.

Harry should take a picture of his pliers and Lobster Boat. That would

shut
everyone up. ;_)


Maybe his lobsta boat is in the same bathroom cabinet as his fishing pliers.




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