Wouldn't board somebody else's boat without permission unless it was a serious
emergency.

Smoke pouring out a cabin window, (smoke that doesn't have a relaxed and
friendly smell, of course)? I'm going aboard. Line chafed almost through and
boat in danger of getting loose? Same thing.

Loud stereo with nobody aboard? Nope.
Just grumble in an extremely animated manner when the owner comes back around.

People are unpredictible about a lot of things. You have to be sure you're
willing to put up with the grief the owner will give you. Will the guilty
conscience be worse than the tongue lashing?

Not exactly the same thing, but same moral question. Years ago, when I was an
automobile salesman, we had a woman come into the showroom with a little kid
probably 3-4 years old. The woman parked her son in the back of a pickup truck
on the showroom floor while she went into a closing booth to dicker price. I
guess she thought the kid wold just sit in the truck, and not get restless.

The kid climbed up on the front wall of the pickup bed, stood there, and within
the blink of an eye climbed up onto the roof of the pickup. He was on his hands
and knees on the roof of the truck, and began sliding toward the edge. It would
have been
almost a seven foot drop onto a concrete floor, possibly head first.

I scurried across the showroom and grabbed the kid, just as he was sliding off
the roof and hollering "help!" in a very frightened voice. At that point, his
mother looked up to see why her kid was hollering for help, and there I was,
holding him.

I though she was going to kill me. "What the hell are you doing, touching my
kid! You must be some kind of pervert! I think I'll call the police! You
asshole!.......etc,etc"

When I could get a word in edgewise, I said, "Lady, I grabbed your kid because
he was on the roof of the truck and was about to slide off onto the floor!"

Never forget this world class mother's response: "That's pure bull****. I
looked at the door to check on him just a minute or so ago. He was not on the
roof yet, he was on his way *up* to the roof!"

Never can tell when the guy or gal who owns the boat next door might be as
crazy as that little kid's mom. :-)

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Good story.

In article , gould0738
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I though she was going to kill me. "What the hell are you doing, touching my
kid! You must be some kind of pervert! I think I'll call the police! You
asshole!.......etc,etc"

Man, between this experience and the story you related about the chance
encounter at the gas station, I'd be afraid to leave the house!!!

jps

Man, between this experience and the story you related about the chance
encounter at the gas station, I'd be afraid to leave the house!!!

jps

It's truly a gift-

(The ability to get strange women so "excited")

"jps" wrote in message
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In article , gould0738
@aol.com says...

...snip

I though she was going to kill me. "What the hell are you doing,
touching my
kid! You must be some kind of pervert! I think I'll call the police! You
asshole!.......etc,etc"

Man, between this experience and the story you related about the chance
encounter at the gas station, I'd be afraid to leave the house!!!

jps

"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button
fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go
to the bathroom!" -Rodney Dangerfield

On 16 Apr 2004 00:49:38 GMT, (Gould 0738) wrote:

Wouldn't board somebody else's boat without permission unless it was a serious
emergency.

Smoke pouring out a cabin window, (smoke that doesn't have a relaxed and
friendly smell, of course)? I'm going aboard. Line chafed almost through and
boat in danger of getting loose? Same thing.

snip

Sadly in today's litigaous times you have to be even more careful.

We've been advised by the marina management not to touch anyone else's
yacht, even if the lines are chafing or loose. If you re-tie
someone's lines and the boat gets loose, even if it's not from a line
you tied, you can be personally liabale for any damage to that yacht,
or any other damage its does. Serious bikkies.

Most of us now have our mobile numbers next to our pen numbers so at
least we can be called.

Peter

www.oceanodyssey.net

Peter & Jean looking for sponsors for the Melbourne-Osaka in 2007, and
promising we will get round to updating our website this year.

"Do not measure your life by the number of breaths you take,
Rather by the number of times life just takes your breath away"