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Quick question along these lines, when is it okay to fire your flare gun
into somone elses bilge, or at least urinate upon their deck?


When you're feeling suicidal and your life insurance is paid up?

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"Bob D." wrote in message
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I guess he needed those hi performance ponies good and
warm huh? TWENTY FIVE MINUTES LATER, bozo the boater pulled out of the
marina.

By this time I couldn't get back to sleep as all I could her afterwards
were my friends and neighbors awake, talking about what a flamming asshole
this guy was.

What would your reaction be?

Bob Dimond


I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't deserve to
continue their existence.


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In article , "Doug Kanter" wrote:

"Bob D." wrote in message
...

I guess he needed those hi performance ponies good and
warm huh? TWENTY FIVE MINUTES LATER, bozo the boater pulled out of the
marina.

By this time I couldn't get back to sleep as all I could her afterwards
were my friends and neighbors awake, talking about what a flamming asshole
this guy was.

What would your reaction be?

Bob Dimond


I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't deserve to
continue their existence.


You would ignore somebody in an emergency over petty-ass bull**** and help
their boat sink, burn or crash? Really?

And yet you tried to prove that I am ignorant in some earlier debates with
you?

Hoo boy. You are a real piece of work!

Thank gawd not all folks are like you.

I certainly can understand being a little miffed at the circumstances
involving the docking and resulting loud noise however you are not God and you
don't get to pick and choose who doesn't "deserve to continue their
existance". Only a real heartless lout would ignore somebody in distress if
they could lend assistance. Not only that it is the RULE of the Sea to lend
assistance.

Hopefully you don't really behave this way and are having a bad day and
blowing off some steam? If not then you don't deserve to be called a
boater or a seaman.






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"Henry Blackmoore" wrote in message
ink.net...
In article , "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

"Bob D." wrote in message
...

I guess he needed those hi performance ponies good and
warm huh? TWENTY FIVE MINUTES LATER, bozo the boater pulled out of the
marina.

By this time I couldn't get back to sleep as all I could her afterwards
were my friends and neighbors awake, talking about what a flamming

asshole
this guy was.

What would your reaction be?

Bob Dimond


I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two

reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for

help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the

rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't deserve

to
continue their existence.


You would ignore somebody in an emergency over petty-ass bull**** and help
their boat sink, burn or crash? Really?

And yet you tried to prove that I am ignorant in some earlier debates with
you?

Hoo boy. You are a real piece of work!

Thank gawd not all folks are like you.

I certainly can understand being a little miffed at the circumstances
involving the docking and resulting loud noise however you are not God and

you
don't get to pick and choose who doesn't "deserve to continue their
existance". Only a real heartless lout would ignore somebody in distress

if
they could lend assistance. Not only that it is the RULE of the Sea to

lend
assistance.

Hopefully you don't really behave this way and are having a bad day and
blowing off some steam? If not then you don't deserve to be called a
boater or a seaman.


I'd have to ask a Buddhist, but maybe I *am* a Buddhist, because I believe I
am god, just as we all are. Some people are meant to be exterminated. People
who "share" their music are in that group.


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In article , "Doug Kanter" wrote:

"Henry Blackmoore" wrote in message
link.net...
In article , "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

"Bob D." wrote in message
...

I guess he needed those hi performance ponies good and
warm huh? TWENTY FIVE MINUTES LATER, bozo the boater pulled out of the
marina.

By this time I couldn't get back to sleep as all I could her afterwards
were my friends and neighbors awake, talking about what a flamming

asshole
this guy was.

What would your reaction be?

Bob Dimond

I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two

reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for

help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the

rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't deserve

to
continue their existence.


You would ignore somebody in an emergency over petty-ass bull**** and help
their boat sink, burn or crash? Really?

And yet you tried to prove that I am ignorant in some earlier debates with
you?

Hoo boy. You are a real piece of work!

Thank gawd not all folks are like you.

I certainly can understand being a little miffed at the circumstances
involving the docking and resulting loud noise however you are not God and

you
don't get to pick and choose who doesn't "deserve to continue their
existance". Only a real heartless lout would ignore somebody in distress

if
they could lend assistance. Not only that it is the RULE of the Sea to

lend
assistance.

Hopefully you don't really behave this way and are having a bad day and
blowing off some steam? If not then you don't deserve to be called a
boater or a seaman.


I'd have to ask a Buddhist, but maybe I *am* a Buddhist, because I believe I
am god, just as we all are. Some people are meant to be exterminated. People
who "share" their music are in that group.


You are a very sick person. Seek help.






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Doug Kanter wrote:

I'd have to ask a Buddhist, but maybe I *am* a Buddhist, because I believe I
am god, just as we all are. Some people are meant to be exterminated.


Another person with a failed marriage.

**What a surprise**

-- Charlie
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Henry Blackmoore wrote:

In article , "Doug Kanter" wrote:


I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't deserve to
continue their existence.


You would ignore somebody in an emergency over petty-ass bull**** and help
their boat sink, burn or crash? Really?



Ya, here again we have an example of the tolerance and humanity of liberalism.

Reminds me of krause wishing a bus would run over a NG poster he didn't
like so he could watch it happen.

-- Charlie
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"Charles" wrote in message
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Henry Blackmoore wrote:

In article , "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two

reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run

across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for

help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the

rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't

deserve to
continue their existence.


You would ignore somebody in an emergency over petty-ass bull**** and

help
their boat sink, burn or crash? Really?



Ya, here again we have an example of the tolerance and humanity of

liberalism.

If you see a cat about to pounce on a bird, do you go out of your way to
stop the event?


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In article , Charles wrote:

Henry Blackmoore wrote:

In article , "Doug Kanter"

wrote:

I'd write down the name & reg numbers of boats like that, for two reasons.
First, report him to the marina's manager. Second, if you ever run across
that same boat in an emergency, you can ignore its owner's calls for help,
and do whatever you can to make his boat sink, burn or crash upon the rocks
more quickly. There's an entire class of people who simply don't deserve to
continue their existence.


You would ignore somebody in an emergency over petty-ass bull**** and help
their boat sink, burn or crash? Really?



Ya, here again we have an example of the tolerance and humanity of liberalism.

Reminds me of krause wishing a bus would run over a NG poster he didn't
like so he could watch it happen.


Yeah, Krause really likes buses don't he? Especially school one's.


-- Charlie

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I never knew I had so many peaceful options. Thanks guys! Any other
interesting stories of the obnoxious (I mean inconsiderate, I'm obnoxious)
boaters?

Bob


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