When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"DSK" wrote
BTW with regard to the muffler situation, sugar in the gas tank is a
guaranteed way to fix a noisy muffler.

A box of mothball crystals in the gas tank will take care of the owner.
(raises the octane over 5000%)
click...boom....everybodys dead.....

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Henry Blackmoore" wrote
He is a certifiable menace that's for sure. And he certainly doesn't
belong
on a water in a boat.

Too bad, you have no say in what he does.

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"Henry Blackmoore" wrote
However all kidding aside, if you're defending a vigilante elitest who
admitting would ignore (and means it) a boater in distress and would let
them
sink or die. Then you are no more worthy of being called a boater or a
seaman
than he is.

You seem to be *projecting*.

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"Henry Blackmoore" wrote
I have never had "normal" neighbors. God has chosen to test me
constantly through life. Besides define "normal"?

Are you related to Bush?
GAWD almighty chose him too.
In the future people that believe in fairy tales will be gutted and hung
from lamp posts as deterrents to others.

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

Don,
Again, I am confused, are you saying if your neighbors dog takes a crap in
your lawn, you are required by law to shot him in the face?


"Don" wrote in message
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"Henry Blackmoore" wrote
Show me where the laws in a suburban area in this country have been
interpreted to allow a homeowner to hide under the guise of growing
"food
crops" while killing his neighbors dog or cats? Garden be damned.

The *law* says that if you touch my stuff, I am required to shoot your
stupid ass in the face. Get it?

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"Henry Blackmoore" wrote

Wait a minute, awhile back you said:
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I also live in Sugar Land. And no, one cannot take firearms out into the
backyard and practice with live rounds. Not even a BB gun for that matter.
You have watched too many westerns on your boob tube.
************************************************** ***

And now you're saying that people CAN shoot guns in their backyards:
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LoL, actually I have a police officer neighbor a few door away that
shoots
snakes in his yard. He is deathly afraid of snakes and his house backs
up to a bayou.
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So the question is, were you lying then, or are you lying now?
Please consult your boob tube if necessary.

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"Don" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"Henry Blackmoore" wrote in message
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In article , "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Henry Blackmoore" wrote in message
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Anybody that would advocate violent action against helpless and
innocent
animals is one sick puppy.

Actually, it's legally permitted, performed and tested in the courts
on
a
fairly regular basis. In many places, including what you'd consider
"normal
suburbs", animals which damage food crops may be killed as long as
the
method does not endanger neighbors or violate weapons laws. You
really
ought
to think before you hurl, boy.

Uh-huh. And you think that somebody's garden comes under the "food
crop"
definition and that you have the right to kill your neighbor's pets
for
a
damaged tomato plant?

I repeat. You are one sick puppy.

Actually, Henry, a garden *does* fall under that definition. These laws
were
almost eliminated as farms began to vanish, but in many places, they
were
kept intact because of the victory garden movement during World War II.
The
current legal argument is that flowers have no intrinsic value unless
they're raised by a commercial grower. But, food *does* have value to
anyone
who grows it. Therefore, any food garden is defined as a farm.

Sorry to burst your bubble.....

Doug,
You don't have to go defensive over erroneous claims.
Henry has no more say over your property than you do over his.
Just smear his nose in his own **** and move on.



I'm simply helping him understand laws he is 100% unfamiliar with. The same
laws I've become 100% familiar with in order to enjoy the simple pleasure of
a vegetable garden in the midst of a few neighbors who don't care.

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"John Smith" wrote in message
news:Cd%hc.16820$GR.2456214@attbi_s01...
Don,
I am having a hard time following this conversation, but from what I can
tell you are saying that a dog taking a crap on your lawn is the same as
being a child molester. Did I miss something?

This is simple, John. Based on actual experience:

I'm working in the garden. I have 3 neighbors with little target dogs, like
dachshunds. I cut my lawn correctly in the summer, which means 3-4". The
target dogs' turds are small enough to fall beneath the level of the grass.
I step in it. I'm preoccupied with gardening. I am entitled to focus only on
the thing I enjoy, rather than having to watch every step I take. I step in
the turds, and run into the house for a drink of water, and maybe to use the
bathroom. Now, there's turd on my carpet. I have to stop what I'm doing and
rent a rug shampooer.

Not only does the machine cost money, but the dog owner has stolen 3-4 hours
of my precious time. If I apply my working rate to my weekend hours, that
time is worth between $500 and $10,000.00. The dog owner has stolen that
from me.

Get it? Stealing. Why? So the dog owner can keep his fat ass on the sofa
watching football, rather than tie the dog up in his own backyard and clean
the turds out of his damned lawn. Calling the dog catcher a dozen times
achieved nothing. "Duh...I have to actually witness the dog running loose
before I can do anything about it". This is why one dog on my street
actually vanished about 15 years ago. Sort of like Jimmy Hoffa.

My property, my garden, my time, my money. No different than if you did a
gorgeous job of painting your house and I came along with a painball gun and
redecorated it for you. Get it? Same exact thing.

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Don" wrote in message
...
"Henry Blackmoore" wrote
He is a certifiable menace that's for sure. And he certainly doesn't
belong
on a water in a boat.

Too bad, you have no say in what he does.



Actually, I give anchored fishermen a berth so wide, they hardly know I'm
there. I've taught my son to assist other boaters who are docking, or stay
out of their ways if they don't want help. I keep unused bait nice & fresh,
because there are always kids back at the dock who seem to find it useful.
When fishing streams, I not only stay hundreds of feet from other fishermen,
I don't even say hello unless their body language indicates they're in the
mood to share info. I go over my outboard with a friggin' toothbrush after I
change oil so I don't create the oil slick that some guys think is macho.
(Same guys who don't flush the toilet in public bathrooms).

Henry has no idea what he's talking about.

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

Doug,

So you do agree with Don that a person who allows a dog to crap on your
lawn, is the same thing as your neighbor coming over to your house and
sexually molesting your daughter?

Do you also agree with Don, that the law requires you to shot the person in
the face if their dog craps in your lawn?


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"John Smith" wrote in message
news:Cd%hc.16820$GR.2456214@attbi_s01...
Don,
I am having a hard time following this conversation, but from what I can
tell you are saying that a dog taking a crap on your lawn is the same as
being a child molester. Did I miss something?

This is simple, John. Based on actual experience:

I'm working in the garden. I have 3 neighbors with little target dogs,
like
dachshunds. I cut my lawn correctly in the summer, which means 3-4". The
target dogs' turds are small enough to fall beneath the level of the
grass.
I step in it. I'm preoccupied with gardening. I am entitled to focus only
on
the thing I enjoy, rather than having to watch every step I take. I step
in
the turds, and run into the house for a drink of water, and maybe to use
the
bathroom. Now, there's turd on my carpet. I have to stop what I'm doing
and
rent a rug shampooer.

Not only does the machine cost money, but the dog owner has stolen 3-4
hours
of my precious time. If I apply my working rate to my weekend hours, that
time is worth between $500 and $10,000.00. The dog owner has stolen that
from me.

Get it? Stealing. Why? So the dog owner can keep his fat ass on the sofa
watching football, rather than tie the dog up in his own backyard and
clean
the turds out of his damned lawn. Calling the dog catcher a dozen times
achieved nothing. "Duh...I have to actually witness the dog running loose
before I can do anything about it". This is why one dog on my street
actually vanished about 15 years ago. Sort of like Jimmy Hoffa.

My property, my garden, my time, my money. No different than if you did a
gorgeous job of painting your house and I came along with a painball gun
and
redecorated it for you. Get it? Same exact thing.