In article , Bert Robbins
wrote:

But, we protected you from the Soviets for quite a few years or was it that
we used you as a buffer zone?


Really.... So when Nikita Kruschev banged his shoe at the
United Nations he was really ticked at those pesky Canadians
using their superior technology for overflying Russia in
their low flying stealthy spy Beavers.

Thats Beaver the airplane of course, not to be confused with
the other Canadian beaver... the little four footed rodent with big
teeth.

And of course all those missiles in Cuba were really pointed at such
Canadian hotspots like Dawson Creek, Okotoks, North Battleford,
Timmins, Scheffervile, and Deer Lake.

Why that must be why large chunks of our Northern regions are still
polluted with the remnants of the now abandoned Dew Line.