ASHCROFT DETAINS JANET JACKSON'S RIGHT BOOB

Half of Singer's Rack in US Custody

Just hours after singer Janet Jackson shocked the world by exposing her
right boob at the conclusion of Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show, Attorney
General John Ashcroft ordered the offending boob detained "indefinitely,"
Mr. Ashcroft confirmed today.

"Janet Jackson's right boob has been taken into custody and sent to
Guantanamo Bay for questioning," Mr. Ashcroft told reporters in a Washington
briefing. "We'd very much like to know what the boob knew and when it knew
it."

Ms. Jackson's right boob was detained under a little-known provision of the
Patriot Act which enables the government to detain celebrity body parts that
make surprise, naked appearances at nationally televised sporting events.

Under that provision, Mr. Ashcroft explained, Ms. Jackson's right boob will
not have access to a lawyer and could face a military tribunal at some point
in the future.

When asked about Ms. Jackson's left boob, Mr. Ashcroft said that it is not a
suspect at this time but that it remains "a boob of interest."

"We would like to know if the left boob knew what the right boob was
planning to do," Mr. Ashcroft said. "It strains credulity to imagine that
the right boob acted alone."

Elsewhere, experts around the world confirmed that moments after Ms. Jackson
's right boob fell out of its housing, Western civilization fell as well.

Dr. Milton Campeaux of the University of Minnesota said that experts were
"surprised" that Ms. Jackson caused Western civilization's long-awaited
collapse.

"We all expected a Jackson to do it, but not Janet," he said.

-Borowitz Report

"basskisser" wrote in message
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Check out:

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...2794264459.jpg

I know she exposed her boob for shock value, but is it just me or is
it an ugly tit?

BTW: I think I will buy a Jon Boat this spring. Need feed back from
jon boat users, are they better or worse than conventional aluminum
fishing boats?

What's a "conventional aluminum fishing boat"??????

For your edification, he means a pointy nosed boat as opposed to the square
nosed jon boat.
Bill

Wasn't he a 'Backstreet Renegade...errr Boy'?

Harry Krause wrote in message
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Sheesh. And I don't even know who Justin Timberlake is... and probably
don't want to.

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Calif Bill wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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JAXAshby wrote:

hoary, you got to be too old iffin you no longer care to look at a bare
breast.

Although.....some are much nicer than
others!

Yup, some are indeed better than others, but never found a bare one I
didn't
like. [grin]


Too much ado over a breast. What a backwards country this is.


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You misunderstand. It's the "ado" over the nearly bare breast on
television I find absurd. I'm not too old to be "titillated," as it
were. Anyone who has traveled any and has tuned in to television in
Great Britain, France, Germany, Italy, Japan and dozens of other
countries has seen bare female breasts during primetime hours on the
major television stations. It is Americans who are so backwards about
this they flip out when they see tits on TV. It's perfectly ok, though,
to show someone being shot.




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I think most of the uproar is over the low class stunt. Draw attention to
yourselves as you have no real talent. PBS shows bare titties, and not
uproar. Most of the soaps probably come close, and Baywatch etc, were as
good as showing.



Apparently Bill and I agree that television would be much improved if
more bare female breasts were shown in a high-class fashion.

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janet would look better with 900 brown bags over her head and her tits
cut off and placed in a mayo jar. shes just as aleinesque as her gay
brother mike.

ah, yes, of course. california bill (San fransisco?) won't look at a tit
unless it is perfect or nearly so.

me, I am happy to see a bare tit of two, any size from just a hard nipple up to
a triple D, firm or soft, any shape. The only natural triple D I ever had a
chance to get my hands on frankly was soft enough so it looked like pancake
batter on a griddle. Still happy to see it, to touch it, to mouth it, to
listen to the woman moaning.

bill, try women. What an experience!!!!!!!!


Although.....some are much nicer than
others!

Yup, some are indeed better than others, but never found a bare one I
didn't
like. [grin]

Pretty low standards.

"WaIIy" wrote in message
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On 03 Feb 2004 20:31:05 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote:

ah, yes, of course. california bill (San fransisco?) won't look at a tit
unless it is perfect or nearly so.

me, I am happy to see a bare tit of two, any size from just a hard nipple
up to
a triple D, firm or soft, any shape. The only natural triple D I ever
had a
chance to get my hands on frankly was soft enough so it looked like
pancake
batter on a griddle. Still happy to see it, to touch it, to mouth it, to
listen to the woman moaning.

Best fifteen dollars you ever spent.


I believe his mom did it gratis.

sorry, wallu, I don't pay for a woman's company. If *you* do that you are
guaranteed to get a woman who doesn't want you. That's why she thinks she can
get money from *you*. You want her and she doens't want you and she is willing
to rent herself out to a guy she doesn't want (not many women will do that).

(JAXAshby) wrote:

ah, yes, of course. california bill (San fransisco?) won't look at a tit
unless it is perfect or nearly so.

me, I am happy to see a bare tit of two, any size from just a hard nipple up
to
a triple D, firm or soft, any shape. The only natural triple D I ever had a
chance to get my hands on frankly was soft enough so it looked like pancake
batter on a griddle. Still happy to see it, to touch it, to mouth it, to
listen to the woman moaning.

Best fifteen dollars you ever spent.


bill, try women. What an experience!!!!!!!!

you're one sick ****, dude.

From: "NOYB"
Date: 2/3/2004 4:47 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: et


"WaIIy" wrote in message
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On 03 Feb 2004 20:31:05 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote:

ah, yes, of course. california bill (San fransisco?) won't look at a tit
unless it is perfect or nearly so.

me, I am happy to see a bare tit of two, any size from just a hard nipple
up to
a triple D, firm or soft, any shape. The only natural triple D I ever
had a
chance to get my hands on frankly was soft enough so it looked like
pancake
batter on a griddle. Still happy to see it, to touch it, to mouth it, to
listen to the woman moaning.

Best fifteen dollars you ever spent.


I believe his mom did it gratis.

A kill has been recorded


"NOYB" wrote in message news:QFUTb.9140

I believe his mom did it gratis.