On 3/15/15 10:34 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more
attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.




Looks like she has slimmed down some. When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show, by the way, and at the insistence of my sister in
law). According to my wife's grandmother, I have "beautiful legs." She
was 88 when she said that. It's been a running joke here for a long
time.

I hope the new couple has a happy life. They can help assure that by
moving as far away from Mama Moosekiller as possible.


--
Proud to be a Liberal.

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/15/15 10:34 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more
attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.




Looks like she has slimmed down some. When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show, by the way, and at the insistence of my sister in
law). According to my wife's grandmother, I have "beautiful legs." She
was 88 when she said that. It's been a running joke here for a long
time.

I hope the new couple has a happy life. They can help assure that by
moving as far away from Mama Moosekiller as possible.

I've seen 'em. They ain't. Your wife's grandmother, bless her soul, was wrong.

Chunky is a good word, and we're not talking peanut butter!
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:34:09 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.


Spoken like a true, freak show loving 'Merican.
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

On 3/15/15 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show,

You really are obsessed with the Palin women aren't you?
Do you have an alert set up on your I-Phone any time any one of them
does anything?
I never hear this stuff until you post it here and I have CNN or
C-span on most of the day.


Mostly I find these gems posted by some of my buddies on EweTube. The
Palins are an object of fascination.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 14:45:13 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/15/15 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show,

You really are obsessed with the Palin women aren't you?
Do you have an alert set up on your I-Phone any time any one of them
does anything?
I never hear this stuff until you post it here and I have CNN or
C-span on most of the day.


Mostly I find these gems posted by some of my buddies on EweTube. The
Palins are an object of fascination for me and my buddies.

There, I fixed your incomplete sentence.
--

Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.

On 3/15/15 2:50 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 14:45:13 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/15/15 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:43:37 -0400, Keyser Söze
wrote:

When she was on "Dancing with the
Stars," she was quite chunky with fat legs. (The only time I ever
watched that show,

You really are obsessed with the Palin women aren't you?
Do you have an alert set up on your I-Phone any time any one of them
does anything?
I never hear this stuff until you post it here and I have CNN or
C-span on most of the day.


Mostly I find these gems posted by some of my buddies on EweTube. The
Palins are an object of fascination for me and my buddies.

There, I fixed your incomplete sentence.


No, you simply made it more wordy. There rarely is a sentence of mine
that needs fixing by an aging white racist like you, Colonel Klink.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 9:44:12 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

ASSWIPE krause WISHES HE WAS IN THE PALIN FAMILY SECRETLY, HENCE THE INFATUATION.

On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

Proving that he is one brave son-of-a-bitch. But then maybe he likes
the idea of being part of a hayseed family known for getting drunk and
brawling at parties.

On 3/15/15 9:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

Proving that he is one brave son-of-a-bitch. But then maybe he likes
the idea of being part of a hayseed family known for getting drunk and
brawling at parties.


He's one brave guy, no question about it. Unfortunately, he's got some
serious emotional issues and I don't think they're going to get resolved
by marrying into the Palin family.

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 6:44:12 AM UTC-7, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)

--
Proud to be a Liberal.

That's nice.