On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:17:03 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:22:32 -0700, jps wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:11:19 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.
They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.

Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.

Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".

I released a pit bull a month or so ago that I was fostering that came
out of a dog fighting operation in Rhode Island. Eight months old when
I got him. He trained up really nice once I got it through his head
that cats are not food, nor are rabbits and birds. :)

He had a great nose - trained up very nice and is now working for the
Border Patrol as a drug dog. I spoke to his handler two weeks ago and
he said that Roger is one of the best dogs he's worked with.

Another success. :)

Damn I'm good.

I have a tendency to agree with you that there is not such thing as a
bad dog, just bad owners, but I have found out that Chow's, even Chow
Mixes have to be watched closely when in a new environment or around new
dogs or people. They are very leery and unpredictable around any thing
new. Once I learned that, I now know how to handle her when she meets
new dogs or people.

All of the Pit Bulls I have known have a had the temperament of Petey.
Prior to WWII, they were the number one breed in the US, and there were
not known as an aggressive breed.

As far as Doberman being more aggressive than other dogs, the CDC agrees
with your position. According to the CDC, the most important factors
contributing to dog bites are related to the level of responsibility
exercised by dog owners.

Damn straight.

The only dog I've ever had a problem with training wise was a Perro de
Presa Canario aka Presa Canario - that was an epic battle of wills
I'll tell you what. Talk about a dog that wants to be dominant -
wowzers. It didn't take me long to straighten that out as far as I
was concerned, but to others, jeepers you had to watch him every
single second and keep him under control at all times. The only dog I
ever worked with that I couldn't let off the leash.

The folks who eventually took him were very familiar with the breed
and own a cattle stock yard - perfect situation for the dog and he
worked well with them so it was a wash, but man, I'll never get
involved in a rescue of a Preso again. Never.

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:39:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.
Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?

Um...that's an old one - used it so many times it's a little frayed
around the edges. :)

This is going to have to be a very unique argument on my part - she's
had her heart set on a teacup Yorkie for a long time and she's been
dropping major hints about it for the past month or so.

I hate small dogs. :)

And before you say it, no - no, no, no - as in no - I'm not having a
teacup Yorkie around the house. Besides the fact that's it's small,
I'm a putz and I can just see me drop kicking the poor thing across
the room from time to time or stepping on it making it into a very
flat Yorkie. :)

My grandfather, a 1927 graduate of the Parris Island boys club, finally
succumbed to his wife's wishes and got a couple of toy poodles. It was
cute seeing a 7 lb dog in his lap and him actually carrying on a
conversation with the dog. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:41:40 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:


They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.
Nah - properly trained, they are just like any other dog.

Until they go off.
They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.
Piffle - again, properly trained, no dog "goes off".

Bull****. There's thousands of dogs who's owners have done a
fantastic job of training. If something happens where they think
their owner is threatened, even if not, they'll go off.

Dobermanns are high strung and very loyal.

Excellent companion for the Nazi recruit.

What is your opinion of a cross between a German Sheppard Dog and a coyote?

I am asking just for the enjoyment of reading your un-informed answer.

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...

Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?


Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?

Is that his name, Krueger?

On Jun 1, 8:17*pm, jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.

Yeah, that's probably it, moron.

Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.

Damn you are a low life.

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:08:32 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:39:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.
Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?

Um...that's an old one - used it so many times it's a little frayed
around the edges. :)

This is going to have to be a very unique argument on my part - she's
had her heart set on a teacup Yorkie for a long time and she's been
dropping major hints about it for the past month or so.

I hate small dogs. :)

And before you say it, no - no, no, no - as in no - I'm not having a
teacup Yorkie around the house. Besides the fact that's it's small,
I'm a putz and I can just see me drop kicking the poor thing across
the room from time to time or stepping on it making it into a very
flat Yorkie. :)

My grandfather, a 1927 graduate of the Parris Island boys club, finally
succumbed to his wife's wishes and got a couple of toy poodles. It was
cute seeing a 7 lb dog in his lap and him actually carrying on a
conversation with the dog. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

This is one Jarhead that ain't gonna have no lap dog, I'll tell you
what.

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...

Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?


Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?

Is that his name, Krueger?

That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.

Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.

WTF?

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?

Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?
Is that his name, Krueger?

That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.



I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
dummy.

On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:45:03 -0400, D K
wrote:

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?

Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?
Is that his name, Krueger?

That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.



I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
dummy.

He has a long history of conflict where ever he visits. A real peach.