On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.

I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...

I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:01:13 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)

Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.

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jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:01:13 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.
Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)

Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.

I did put quotes around the creative insult, but forgot to stick in the
link. With all of the English slang, no one would ever think it was
written by an American.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...

I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...

I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.

Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:24:28 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:01:13 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

Minor league stuff - when you want to move up to the majors, let me
know.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

Sadly, I understood every single word of that. :)

Kind of makes me long for the days of Gharlane of Eddore, Deacon,
James Boe, Huntress, Compass Wrong, Blue Avatar, xxxgoddessxxx, Rat
Face, Right Way Corrigan and the other greats of the early days of
Usenet. Flames that were nicely composed and edited, true works of art
that never used curse words, but instead, cut, filleted and were
extremely exacting in their effectiveness.

Good times man, good times. :)

Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.

I did put quotes around the creative insult, but forgot to stick in the
link. With all of the English slang, no one would ever think it was
written by an American.

HAH!! Two of those I mentioned were authors - real honest-to-pete
authors - of books.

Mostly mass market romance and lesbian bodice rippers - yes, there is
a genre called lesbian bodice rippers. :)

Whats funny is that online they hated each other - offline they were
good friends, used the same literary agent and publisher (I think they
even shared an editor), their kids went to the same school and they
met once a week to help edit each other's material and collobrate on
some screen plays for TV crime shows.

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:11:19 -0400, Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:

He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...

I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?

First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.

Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.

They're great for scaring the **** out of little kids and visitors.

They don't go off like pit bulls but they do go off.

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.

Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.

Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?