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Sam wrote:
You can't legally rig up a loaded shotgun to the door, but you could rig up one of those aerosol air horns to the door or a trip wire. Or a whole bunch of pots and pans to crash unto the floor. Or both. I can see the air horn loading their pants, scrambling head over heels out of the boat, up the dock and out of the vicinity in a blind panic which would be vastly entertaining to see. You could add to the horn and the pans with a tape recording of a snarling, barking, attacking beast and I'll bet you could have them screaming as they run. There could be a silver lining to this whole episode if you get it on video. Sam Which their parents would use as evidence in their lawsuit against him--and prob'ly the marina too--if the little buggers got hurt in their mad scramble to get off his boat and run away. And if a burglar who fell through the skylight of a building he was trying to break into was able to win a suit against the building owner for a ridiculous amount for the injuries he sustained (it happened! Nor is it the only case in which a would-be criminal successfully sued for injuries he sustained while committing--or trying to commit--the crime), those kids' parents could very likely win too. 'Tis a strange and wacky world we live in today. -- Peggie ---------- Peggie Hall Specializing in marine sanitation since 1987 Author "Get Rid of Boat Odors - A Guide To Marine Sanitation Systems and Other Sources of Aggravation and Odor" http://www.seaworthy.com/store/custo...0&cat=6&page=1 http://shop.sailboatowners.com/detai...=400&group=327 |
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