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Now, with the passage of H.R. 225,
recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous regulations.



Can I **** over the side without going to jail, again?

The dolphins do!

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Now, with the passage of H.R. 225,
recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous
regulations.



Can I **** over the side without going to jail, again?

The dolphins do!

Larry
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Beer - The natural flush....


You can always **** over the side legally from a waste standpoint but
they can probably get you for indecent exposure.

The interesting thing about existing sewage discharge laws the many
people don't understand is the very definition of discharge involves
dumping sewage from a container overboard. If you don't ever use a
container and just **** or **** directly overboard it's totally legal.

If you really want to make the authorities mad when they come aboard to
check your head/holding tanks for legality excuse yourself saying you
need to take a ****, jump overboard drop your swim trunks and ****
directly in the water; use a sponge you grabbed on the way out to clean
your ass. There's NOTHING illegal about doing this, especially if you
caution any female law officers to turn their head if they are offended
by a naked male ass. Hint: always face any current.

Wilbur Hubbard

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There's NOTHING illegal about doing this, especially if you
caution any female law officers to turn their head if they are offended
by a naked male ass.


Yeah, but what about that lady on the big trawler screaming obscenities at
me over on F-dock? Do I have to notify her, too? Maybe I should put out a
sitrep on Channel 13, just to be safe...(c; (Notice this simple emoticon
of a smiley face, indicating this is a sarcastic remark to your stupid
reply.)

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:09:22 +0000, Larry wrote:


Yeah, but what about that lady on the big trawler screaming obscenities at
me over on F-dock? Do I have to notify her, too? Maybe I should put out a
sitrep on Channel 13, just to be safe...(c; (Notice this simple emoticon
of a smiley face, indicating this is a sarcastic remark to your stupid
reply.)

So that's what that means. I thought you had some type of scientific
notation amid your comments, but were just printing the (c: notes
because the (a: (b: and (d: stuff was top secret. (-: Look Ma! no
letters!

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:09:22 +0000, Larry wrote:


Yeah, but what about that lady on the big trawler screaming
obscenities at me over on F-dock? Do I have to notify her, too?
Maybe I should put out a sitrep on Channel 13, just to be safe...(c;
(Notice this simple emoticon of a smiley face, indicating this is a
sarcastic remark to your stupid reply.)

So that's what that means. I thought you had some type of scientific
notation amid your comments, but were just printing the (c: notes
because the (a: (b: and (d: stuff was top secret. (-: Look Ma! no
letters!



(c; = winking and smiling
(c: = smiling but not winking
(d^ = Sticking tongue out saying "Yecch!"
)^: = frowning
( )^ = mouth open yelling "Aaaaak!"
(C: = swollen nose...(c;
|c: = grim look
(b^ = tongue sticking out concentrating on problem

I rarely use most of them....(;^))



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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:55:38 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Larry" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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Now, with the passage of H.R. 225,
recreational boats will again be exempt from these onerous
regulations.



Can I **** over the side without going to jail, again?

The dolphins do!

Larry
--
Beer - The natural flush....


You can always **** over the side legally from a waste standpoint but
they can probably get you for indecent exposure.

The interesting thing about existing sewage discharge laws the many
people don't understand is the very definition of discharge involves
dumping sewage from a container overboard. If you don't ever use a
container and just **** or **** directly overboard it's totally legal.


Willie-boy, We all know that. Heck, Peggie told us, what, two three
years ago? Maybe longer...

Now here you are plagiarizing Peggy after all the bad things you've
said about her. Willie-boy you really are a piece of work.

If you really want to make the authorities mad when they come aboard to
check your head/holding tanks for legality excuse yourself saying you
need to take a ****, jump overboard drop your swim trunks and ****
directly in the water; use a sponge you grabbed on the way out to clean
your ass. There's NOTHING illegal about doing this, especially if you
caution any female law officers to turn their head if they are offended
by a naked male ass. Hint: always face any current.

Wilbur Hubbard


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took a moment out of his busy day at the dock
where's he been living for the past two years calling himself a cruising
sailor and two-finger typed out this pathetic message
...


Willie-boy, We all know that. Heck, Peggie told us, what, two three
years ago? Maybe longer...

Now here you are plagiarizing Peggy after all the bad things you've
said about her. Willie-boy you really are a piece of work.


You mean Peggie? Peggie Hill? That nappy-headed hoe! She's a waste of
space. She plagiarized ME. She stole a bunch of my stuff. Just like she
stole all her poor deceased husband's stuff and now calls it her own.
I've been around a LOT longer than Peggie and her human waste, dog and
pony show. Believe it.

There was a time many years ago when we were on good terms but then she
tried to court me but I rejected her advances and serious asperations in
no uncertain words. I found her less than attractive - old, dry,
dull-witted, no sense of humor, full of herself and hypocritical.

And her physical appearance was, well, to be truthful, she's sort of a
two-bagger. You know, one bag to put over her face and one for me in
case her's should happen to come adrift.

Ever since she came to realize I was not interested, she's been the very
essense of a woman scorned. It's probably a good thing she's now got her
entire life wrapped up in sewage. Gives the poor, unwanted, rejected
woman something constructive on which to vent her agression.

I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you
love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got
another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails.
I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get
over me and move on with their lives?

Wilbur Hubbard



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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when you
love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I got
another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of Katysails. I
just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't women just get over
me and move on with their lives?

Wilbur Hubbard


I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to believe
that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere near that mustard
coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just doesn't make sense!


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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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snip usual wastewater....
I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when
you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I
got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of
Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't
women just get over me and move on with their lives?

Wilbur Hubbard


I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to
believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere
near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just
doesn't make sense!


No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped?
Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the
skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display
pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old.

Wilbur Hubbard

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:15:04 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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snip usual wastewater....
I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it when
you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception. I
got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of
Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't
women just get over me and move on with their lives?

Wilbur Hubbard


I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to
believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere
near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just
doesn't make sense!


No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped?
Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the
skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display
pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old.

Wilbur Hubbard



Sort of like the photo of your mentor Capt. what ever his name was's
Coast Guard license?

By the way, Willie-boy, you seem to have a real thing against women,
it's begins to make folks sort of wonder just where your tastes lie.


Bruce in Bangkok
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